Big Brother 2006

19:49 / 17.06.06

The misogyny this year is quite incredible. Mikey, Lisa and Dimogen cluster in the living room to bad-mouth "arse sucking" Aisleyne for having the temerity to call Grace on her water-chucking. Lisa refers to Aisleyne, constantly, as a "fucking bitch". Mikey calls her a "slut". All of this coming hot on the heels of Grace's blithe dismissal of anyone who took exception to her behaviour as a "moose".

Dimogen is quite teh fuckwit. She's consistently backed the wrong horse, and can't even begin to see it. It's all down to "evil" Richard and "two-faced" Aisleyne.

Sleeperservice

19:52 / 17.06.06

Richard high-fiving Aisleyne after giving Lisa some of her own medicine was fantastic though.

19:56 / 17.06.06

Richard, Big Brother does not approve of antagonistic or provocative behaviour. Yeah, riiiight.

19:57 / 17.06.06

If they have to have a friendly interview at the end I'd prefer them to swap Dermot and Davina because I like the way he addresses questions.

I don't think he'd be any better at being Bad Cop ie. communicating that certain behaviour really is unacceptable. I mean, I don't expect oodles of therapeutically meaningful reality orientation, but it'd be nice if they didn't actively collude/condone Gracism.

"Big Brother doesn't approve of antagonistic or provocative behaviour". Much.

20:00 / 17.06.06

My sexuality is now so twisted that I've started to find Lisa attractive. I'll go and hang myself in the barn.

20:02 / 17.06.06

My sexuality is now so twisted that I've started to find Lisa attractive. I'll go and hang myself in the barn.

Best do that. Nip it in the bud, before you start throwing bicycles.

20:05 / 17.06.06

But fucking at fucking least fucking I fucking wont fucking start fucking sucking fucking arse. Fucking.

It's like Dawn of the Dead, but with swearing and scary asian women instead of zombies and malls.

20:06 / 17.06.06

Poignancy thy name is mikey.

20:07 / 17.06.06

I really liked Lisa to start with and I still think she is very attractive when her face isn't contorted with rage. That's not often though, these days. Stomp, stomp, hiss, Richard....

Aisleyne to Nikki: Congratulations. I bet it was a landslide. Hehe. Go, Emma Frost! She and Richard are the only two with any balls in there.

20:07 / 17.06.06

I'm wondering if Richard's Lisa impersonation qualifies as 2006's Dance of Disrespect.

20:10 / 17.06.06

My new gameplan is to vote to evict anyone who is up against Aisleyne.

20:12 / 17.06.06

Since when did not sitting around like a hatchet faced Hollyoaks cast-off, pissing on everybody's parade, equate "licking arse" you UNBEARABLE SHOWER OF CUNTS!!?

Hmmm?

20:14 / 17.06.06

And if anyone starts to feel sorry for the Man-Cow shedding tears, when he hasn't been able to fucking mention fucking Grace without referring to her fucking "peachy litle boom", then you go on the shit list too!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:28 / 17.06.06

My new gameplan is to vote to evict anyone who is up against Aisleyne.

Hmm, you've missed some asterisking there. But yes, not a bad strategy, I feel. If she's up against Richard, I will cry big salty tears of plastic-hate.

21:19 / 17.06.06

I haven't seen tonight's, what with work and all, but I've just been informed that Mikey's been sat there with a picture of Grace.

I have one question.

Why did Grace have a photograph of herself to give to him?

I assume Lea took a photo of her son into the house; I know Suzie has a photo of her dog. Did Grace really take in one of herself?

21:29 / 17.06.06

You know, that didn't really occur to me... I suppose it just doesn't surprise me that Grace had a photo of herself. I suspect she carries one everywhere with herself.

22:28 / 17.06.06

It probably had instructions on the back for Mikey, telling him exactly how long to sit in the bathroom mooning over her picture, and at what exact point to shed a cow tear.

One two three....AAAAAAAAAAAH. Poor Man Cow.

Jack Vincennes

23:03 / 17.06.06

secret goldfish: They also cut to a commercial break imbetween her coming out and being questioned. Is that normal?

I think so -it happened for Sezer as well, at least. I imagine it must be quite boring to watch someone walk from one studio to another so instead we get to see fascinating adverts for hair products

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:40 / 18.06.06

Aisleyne sleeps with a pair of shoes on the shelf right behind her head. Surely I am not the only person who finds that a teeny bit odd?

00:51 / 18.06.06

DOES RICHARD REALLY HAVE POO UNDER HIS BED???

01:01 / 18.06.06

We will never know.

01:04 / 18.06.06

It's sounding like it. I'm guessing Lisa for prime dumper.

01:14 / 18.06.06

I'm guessing Lisa's turds are short but pointy at both ends.

01:20 / 18.06.06

And, y'know, I'm monopolising discussion. But anyway. One word:

GRACEKNIVES!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:39 / 18.06.06

Nice to see her still being an unrepentant arse-wipe on BBLB - "Dermot, I'm 20...I'm allowed to be childish". Ahhh yes the 'youth' defence once again.

A Starship Troopers style war is needed for these horrible bland Ibiza-drones. Imagine! Grace scissored in half by a furious bug! Sezer drenched in acid! The Man-Cow gawping at his own severed arm, wondering why he can't scratch his balls any more...

Christ.

h1ppychick

11:09 / 18.06.06

Could Grace have any less grace?

Apparently according to one of the articles linked to above, her water-throwing incident was the "Plymouth coming out in her". I'm from Plymouth and am completely offended by that. In fact, I think I might sue her mother, who obviously brought her up very badly.

Cherielabombe

11:13 / 18.06.06

Nina I admire your strategy. However it was Aisylene (sp?) v. Richard I too don't know what I do.

Grace/WaterGate et. al: If you saw her in the street, would you throw water/random liquid here OR punch her in the face?

Hard to say hard to say...

Looking forward to watching that "I'm only 20" defense play on BBLB later today and feeling the hatred rising again...

13:46 / 18.06.06

If you saw her in the street, would you throw water/random liquid here OR punch her in the face?

I'd unleash the honey badger of DEATH.

14:08 / 18.06.06

Big Brother, I'm so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooold!

I love Nikki, I do.

14:08 / 18.06.06

According to todays Mirror, Grace has the body of a Ferrari? Whoever makes up a good comeback to this horror of arrogance gets a kiss.

14:25 / 18.06.06

Watching Grace on BBLB now. I may spontaneously combust, so furious does she make me. No remorse for anything and still banging on about all the falseness and fakeness in there. I'm glad she has gone because she will now fade, over the next few weeks, from public view and my spleen will settle down again.

She has just scrawled a message on Glyn's giant photo, as is BBLB custom.
Think your feirce, she wrote. Only three words, yet two of them spelt incorrectly. Good grief! Useless woman.

akira

14:56 / 18.06.06

Grace has the body of a Ferrari. Having a trunk at the front an the engine at the back, no wonder she talks out her arse.

15:01 / 18.06.06

Ruth Badger doing great on BBLB!
Dermot: Who would you not want working for you?
The Badger: Grace!

This despite having Graceless sat right there in the studio practically next to her. Go Honey Badger!