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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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h1ppychick
19:50 / 15.06.06
One sentence and I couldn't even get that right. Too many 'by's.

Yes, how dare they move vapid lowest common denominator tabloid fodder to accommodate thoughtful social commentary?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:00 / 15.06.06
It makes me sick. It's so patronising. I mean, are we really meant to watch this kind of thing?
 
 
h1ppychick
20:06 / 15.06.06
The house just looks so scuzzy. Did you see the state of the carpet? It'd drive me nuts. I'd be one of those housemates permanently cleaning in order to try and assert some control in an uncontrolled situation. I'd basically be Stephanie.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:07 / 15.06.06
Shut up Lisa. If Grace says she has two days left then we believe her.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:08 / 15.06.06
yeah, you and me, Anna baby, let's play this sucker as a two-hander!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:08 / 15.06.06
Damn, now all I can see is the dirty carpet. It's really messy!!!
 
 
h1ppychick
20:11 / 15.06.06
Is anyone else beginning to lose patience with Pete's selfconscious giggling and mugging? I'm not sure how much is Tourettes or Tourettes-defensiveness but it's beginning to wear slightly thin.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:13 / 15.06.06
bee in the pool!
 
 
sleazenation
20:14 / 15.06.06
Grace and Imogen are so much more worthy of ire tho...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:16 / 15.06.06
I felt for him there though, trying to shave in the bathroom. He seemed to be grimacing then because he needed to keep his cheeks still and tic-free while he scraped the blade over. Then a predatory Lea comes swooping down on him, like a Great White circling a teen on a lilo, and agitates him so he gets stressed and twitchy.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:18 / 15.06.06
Oh yeah, I can see that situation must be triggering some defensively extrovert behaviour but I'm just longing for the chance to see what he's like without the Jagger impersonation.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:24 / 15.06.06
Nice attempted recovery there Petey boy.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:31 / 15.06.06
proper Frosty makeover for Aisleyne, very nice.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:03 / 15.06.06
I've been completely thrown off by my stride by this move to ten o'clock.

I got up a fucking hour early to watch it before work (for which I have to leave at ten). I'm really not happy.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:07 / 15.06.06
I blame the football!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:21 / 15.06.06
Does anyone know what's going on at the moment, live right now? The coverage is so teh lame that it's difficult to say, but Richard and Mikey seem to have had some kind of fight ...?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
23:27 / 15.06.06
In the opening credits with the subliminal message thingies I keep thinking I see the word "Loonocracy".

Can this be right? And if not, why not?
 
 
penitentvandal
06:26 / 16.06.06
It wasn't Richard that Big Vern had his fight with, it was Nikki. Vermin noticed Nikki performing an act of that hideous crime, hiding lager, and decided that he would steal it from its hiding place and drink it himself (alcohol-related underhandedness being, as we all know, only right if Grace or Mikey is doing it). This resulted - as seemingly anyone except Mikey could have predicted - with Nikki going off on one. But wait, Mikey has thought over his actions and, today, has some words of wisdom, according to Digital Spy:

the dark side, as led by Richard and Lea, whose posse came in for strong criticism: "That group seem to be backstabbing and more game players as opposed to being themselves."

"If you are backstabbing people... then it's going to come back to haunt you, because everyone can see what you're doing at home," he mused on.

Firmly one of Lea's gang, the seemingly popular Pete was then singled out: "He just wants to look like he does care, so he wants people outside to [think] 'yeah, I'm Pete - I'm a caring guy'."

Mikey then explained why his fellow members of the so-called 'Plastic' faction - Grace, Imogen and Lisa - are his closest allies:

"The people who I get on with best are honest."


Dear oh dear oh dear. I'm beginning to wonder if Mikey can't operate his brain and his mouth at the same time, because the sheer lack of understanding here is just positively unbelievable.
 
 
dance margarita
08:04 / 16.06.06
am i right in thinking that yesterday when gracist was in the bath and vern was rummaging at her elbow she actually said something along the lines of 'let's have a chat... i think since we've been in here we've only had like, one conversation'? and then went on to talk about whether vernon fancied her immediately she entered the house or very shortly afterwards, lol. those two! young hearts run free, eh?
 
 
Evil Scientist
08:36 / 16.06.06
"If you are backstabbing people... then it's going to come back to haunt you, because everyone can see what you're doing at home," he mused on.

That's some STRONG TRUTH Mikey. Now have a think and try and work out why this might be related to all of the Grace-hate.

Come on Mikey, think! We didn't evolve all this way just to give up now!
 
 
Jub
08:45 / 16.06.06
heh.

I'm looking forward to watching Grace make excuses tonight. She's gonna get booooooooed.
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
08:49 / 16.06.06
According to yesterdays Daily Star, that bastion of STRONG TRUTH, channel four will be employing riot police to make sure the Gracist doesn't get stabbed up. Also, all banners of hate will be removed and destroyed! So maybe she'll be able to continue to be a fantasist for the next day or so at the least.
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:29 / 16.06.06
They can't stop the booing though.

They can't stop the signal.
 
 
Smoothly
09:33 / 16.06.06
I’m confident she’ll put it down to unfair editing, inverted snobbery, Meeja To Blame, blah blah Makosi-cakes.

It is interesting how they can’t seem to make up their minds about whether the viewers at home or the Housemates themselves have the best view of what’s going on, and how rapidly they’ll oscillate between the two positions. The way they twist and turn over Susie’s ignorance/insight is dizzying. ‘It’s unfair – she’s been watching us, she knows EVERYTHING!’ to ‘How can she nominate us? She’s only been here for a week. She doesn’t know ANYTHING!’.
 
 
Peach Pie
13:09 / 16.06.06
Free the Gracist One

Call 09011 32 33 05 or text GRACE to 84444
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
13:19 / 16.06.06
How do people think Davina will handle the interview tonight?

Sezer-esque "You're not really nasty are you?" or Makosi-style "Bring on the flaming torches and pitchfork mob"?

Hopefully number two - I hate the way Davina just agrees with absoloutely everything the housemates say.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:21 / 16.06.06
Or says to the most wallpaper-like borebeasts "Thank you for being a fantastic housemate". Yeah right, Bonneh.
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:25 / 16.06.06
I reckon we'll see something similar to Sezer's eviction interview. It'll come across as Davina being supporting but the lemon juice will be sprayed into the boo-wounds every now and then.
 
 
Smoothly
13:27 / 16.06.06
She wasn’t that soft on Sezer, was she? She made absolutely sure that he knew why he was hated, forced him to take the shame on board, and just when I began to suspect that she was going to spare him the humiliation of the 91.6%, delivered it as a knock-out blow right at the end.
I think she has a responsibility not to be too partisan about it, but I expect she’ll confront Grace’s hypocrisy, viciousness and double-standards fairly bluntly.
 
 
h1ppychick
13:30 / 16.06.06
I'm going out tonight, which, whilst pleasant and lovely and all (listening to a band play in the middle of a forest in evening sunshine, eating fried food), means my fix of Grace-hate will unfortunately have to wait till Sky+ playback tomorrow. Davina, you'd better make it worth the wait.
 
 
Smoothly
13:31 / 16.06.06
You're a lightweight. You're fired.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:22 / 16.06.06
Hey, I'm getting up an hour early to watch this...
 
 
Smoothly
14:24 / 16.06.06
Shouldn't you be in bed now then, Stoatie?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:37 / 16.06.06
Interesting to read on Digital Spy that Mikey went on, from his screaming match with a well-narked Nikki, to discuss with Glyn whether the timing meant it would make the highlights show Friday evening, presumably to give a boost to Grace's chances of defeating the irascible Nikki.

What a chump. I hear his brain's in his dick. I suspect his brain's in fact so small, it's neatly rolled up inside his urethra.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
16:32 / 16.06.06
I think if you buried a spade in the back of teh mIKeY's!! head, his uncomprehending face would take about an hour to register pain.

Which is not to say you shouldn't do it.

Lolloping great fuckwit. At least Graze is a genuine hissable baddy - he's a human dial tone.
 
  

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