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Big Brother 2006

  
  

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Jack Vincennes
19:40 / 02.06.06
I'm just wondering what is wrong with the few people who voted for Richard or Lea.
 
 
Lama glama
19:40 / 02.06.06
91.6% eh? Still, it doesn't feel like it's enough. Who are this mysterious 8.4%?
 
 
Ganesh
19:40 / 02.06.06
He'll have a reasonably sympathetic interview - or he'll work to parlay that 91.6% into I AM TEH STRONGEST PERSONALITY!!!1! - but, for now, we can bask in his glorious discomfort.
 
 
The Falcon
19:46 / 02.06.06
He's not cried. Yet.

Release the swans!
 
 
Ganesh
19:53 / 02.06.06
And, gratifyingly, the Face of Grace

=



eating

  
 
The Falcon
20:00 / 02.06.06
A very special treat.
 
 
Bear
20:14 / 02.06.06
Seee! He loves woman really!
 
 
Ganesh
20:16 / 02.06.06
Little man, you've had a busy day (busy day).

Let's ramp up the schadenfreude with another quote from Da Man:

While the mum and dad of the House were stressing, Sezer was chilling with his gang in the kitchen. "Even I'm forgetting I'm up for eviction," Sezer said, cooly folding his arms.

"You're still going to be nervous later" Mikey tried to convince him, but Sezer wouldn't break his tough-guy image. "If I could believe I'm going, I'd be nervous, but I don't think I am."

Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey heyyy, goooodbye.

And, for those who missed it:

  
 
■
20:16 / 02.06.06
No mention of the hos, I see.
 
 
Ganesh
20:17 / 02.06.06
And, not long afterwards:

  
 
Tom Paine's Bones
20:20 / 02.06.06
Davina should just fuck off.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
20:20 / 02.06.06
Ganesh's second to last post, scroll up so the top of the photo is just out of sight, then sing "NAH NAH, NAH-NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEY HEY..."
the scroll down and shout :
"GOODBYE!"
Doesn't get any better than that. Ever.
 
 
Ganesh
20:21 / 02.06.06
Yes, "Richard did take it a step too far". Fuck yourself sideways, Davina.
 
 
■
20:22 / 02.06.06
I've said it before, she's lovely. Leave it. She's a comfy cushion for the rejected to fall against before they hit the big wide world.
 
 
Ganesh
20:25 / 02.06.06
Okay, I take it back. Davina finished with the 91.6% knife in the face. Comforting assassin, so she is...
 
 
■
20:27 / 02.06.06
She's the executioner, really, isn't she?
Look sharp, drink this, look over here, try not to think that your life is over, thunk, swing. I know we hate him and he's a total schmuck, but he's still someone whose mum loves him. Probably.
 
 
Sniv
20:29 / 02.06.06
Maybe.
 
 
Ganesh
20:29 / 02.06.06
It'd take an unfeeling wanksack to look at poor, stunned Imogen and not laugh.

Team SmugHet absolutely reeling. Richard looking perky. Lea elsewhere. White Queen (wearing a rather nice pair of boots) smiling. As are we. Still.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:29 / 02.06.06
She stabbed him with that stiletto just before closing, so he had no comeback. Genius knife turning! Hehe. She did say earlier, He didn't think he was going. I think I might enjoy this one.
 
 
Ganesh
20:42 / 02.06.06
Liking Russell Brand's analogy, on BBBM, in response to the he-brought-something-to-the-House Sezer-mourners: "say you had leprosy and, after a while, it started to make patterns on your legs... would you miss it if it went?"

Liking Grace's furious rant against Aisleyne's smileyness at Sezer's departure: "she just didn't get his jokes". Tt, fucking sheeple. They have no understanding of Sezer's great laddish culture JOKES!1!!

I foresee the White Queen rising now, having kept reasonably quiet before now. DisGrace has a rival.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:42 / 02.06.06
Nina's not posting right now because she's still trying to herd her team of specially trained swans down at Borehamwood.
 
 
petunia
20:44 / 02.06.06
Aww.
I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for Sezer now.
I mean, he's only fifteen...
 
 
Ganesh
20:52 / 02.06.06
I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for Sezer now.

Shall we luxuriate in one of those Barbelith Aftermath moments of delicious self-scourging? Shall we?

What have we done? Look at us? What have we become?!

Nah, I'm not feeling it. Back to the schadenfreude.
 
 
■
20:57 / 02.06.06
Wha? [Puts down the hessian]
Oh, can't we just feel guilty and evil a little? For once?
 
 
Ganesh
21:00 / 02.06.06
"For once"? On Barbelith, we do it every time a filthy little troll is bounced. Indulge yourself.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:01 / 02.06.06
I was giving my full attention to the TV screen. Alas I didn't watch the announcement because I was drinking. I can only imagine the joy at that first realisation that our votes counted.
 
 
Olulabelle
21:02 / 02.06.06
Sometimes, I really love the British public.

You can say what you like about us British public, but you can't deny that we're really, really good at recognising when someone is an absolute twart.
 
 
■
21:03 / 02.06.06
Hah, I'll see your troll and raise you several hours agonising over many iffy appilcants.
 
 
haus of fraser
21:04 / 02.06.06
Good work team.


Grace next?
 
 
■
21:05 / 02.06.06
Yeah, she said the dread words:
"It's all good."

Mnnnhahahhahaahh. Burn.
 
 
Ganesh
21:05 / 02.06.06
Ms Frost is starting to look like a contender now. I'm hugely looking forward to her flexing some muscle, if she has it. The fact that Grace cannot abide her is, of course, pivotal to my warmsnugglygrinniness.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:14 / 02.06.06
Grace next?

CB speaks for the nation.
 
 
The Falcon
21:20 / 02.06.06
Defo. I'm simultaneously stunned and appalled that Disgrace failed to garner sufficient nommoes this week to stack her up against pal Sezer, which'd've probably denied him the record he so fully deserved. But next week, and with Aisleyne finding her feet... you're right, Miz Frost, it is bloody funny.

Everything's going perfect right now, apart from Lisa's utter inability to back the right horse. I really like Lisa, and had a twinge of empathy seeing her heart break just a little as Pete told her it wasn't to be... since then she just can't stop backing the wrong horse; that odious little interlude tonight of Disgrace (&c.) carping on Aisleyne was wholly repellent. See also: Nikki, who - actually, on reflection - in comparison is heeyoogely preferable to rest of Team SH; what I like about Nikki now is, I think she's a great deal sharper than what she lets on. And undisputed Queen of the Diary Room.
 
 
Ganesh
21:26 / 02.06.06
Yes, Lisa's starting to look not terribly emotionally intelligent right now, isn't she?

The House in sombre mood following Sezer's departure. Not. Dickie the centre of female attention: cheered-up Lea, perked-up White Queen (I want those boots) perked-up, fronting-up Grace (who's rallying well, as if Team SmugHet ne-e-ever happened), fucked-up Imogen (with the most fakebitch mouth-only smiles you've ever seen).

It's a sexy party. An orgy. They're burying Sezer, not praising him.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:39 / 02.06.06
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time Frost is near. You know Glynn, just wants to be, close to her.
 
  

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