Big Brother 2006

21:43 / 02.06.06

But not too close, or the 1.45 to Aberystwyth explodes in a suicide orgy of wallpaper paste bombery.

21:44 / 02.06.06

Tomorrow night we'll get footage of them listening at the door to gauge Sezer's reaction from the crowd. Wonder how much of the booing they'll have heard? If it has dawned on the tattered remnants of Team SmugHet that their Dear Leader is so reviled, perhaps that accounts for the show of bonhomie we're seeing in the sitting room now. Imogen is sitting on the couch with Richard the nearest person to her, geographicaslly. Lot of repositioning going on. It's like L*rd *f Teh Fl*es when somebody hid the rotting carcass.

21:46 / 02.06.06

She's going to break the poor boy's heart, that girl. I'm feeling bonded, in some strange way, with Glyn's mother and aunties in the valleys - we're all worried about him now.

21:50 / 02.06.06

Glyn is indeed missing the valleys. Lea's and Aisleyne's deforested valleys feature prominently in his dreams, methinks.

21:55 / 02.06.06

I was out at a barbecue till after the eviction and have just done a rapid catch-up on this evening's events. Way to go, GBP. My faith is restored.

Oops, Grace has lost an earring.

sleazenation

21:58 / 02.06.06

So is the big reveal up on You Tube yet?

21:58 / 02.06.06

See, I'm not so sure mighty Sezer was the leader; think Grace positioned herself pretty cunningly behind the throne, at any rate.

21:59 / 02.06.06

Beautiful People groupgrooming in the bedroom, Plastics wandering around looking like lost souls.

haus of fraser

22:02 / 02.06.06

I have this horrible feeling that Grace will be this years Craig and not get nominated till the bitter end- she seems to have a knack of siding with the right people at the right time- will she get teh votes next week? Or without George or Sezer will she fall into line- Imogen and Mikey not being the brightest or the most vocal allies anyone has ever had.

22:02 / 02.06.06

Savour the gallery of Plastic responses.

Mmm... schadenfreude...

22:02 / 02.06.06

Point, Falcon. She is surveying the wreckage of all her plots and schemes now though. I feel gleeful!

haus of fraser

22:05 / 02.06.06

Sweet gallery- to be savoured at times of need.

22:05 / 02.06.06

This is definitely my favourite.

22:07 / 02.06.06

Favourite?

Favourite.

Nasty piece of work, hope she gets figured sooner rather than later; however, like unto your own dilemma (cf: first post,) I have a holiday which ensues on Wednesday (can't work out taping cable either,) and ideally, I'd not miss her arse booting.

22:08 / 02.06.06

See, I'm not so sure mighty Sezer was the leader; think Grace positioned herself pretty cunningly behind the throne, at any rate.

Mmmmaybe. Or maybe not. She's not doing a fantastically Machiavellian job so far, with the OMG!! TEH WHITE QUEEN SMILED WHEN SEZER WENT!1!23!!! compound bitchery response, which makes me think she's possibly not that slyclever. If she's to remain a player, she needs to see where the power lies, and not allow her aggressive competitiveness, snobbery and temper to be her undoing.

And not chewing wasps would help too.

22:10 / 02.06.06

Incidentally, I'd not noticed until tonight, but Sezer's eyes are dreadfully mismatched; his left is up where there should be forehead or something.

Not really relevant, but... well, I thought worthy of a mention.

22:13 / 02.06.06

91.6% bwahahahahahaha

22:13 / 02.06.06

Well, I only meant the throne of her team - where she, and many others, had believed power lay (although interesting to see Sezer well aware of Pete's championship credentials - I do think it'll be a march for him, probably, but it's been a great time getting there thus far and long may it continue.)

22:24 / 02.06.06

Mikey 'ey, fookin' ... d'yer nowharimean' is a pretty good dancer though, I feel.

22:27 / 02.06.06

Richard and Lea so happy (Lea - "I've been accepted") in the pool, schmoozing with Sam and Emma. Emma instinctively knows who to side with, bless her diamondy socks.

22:29 / 02.06.06

Ooh, good guess White Queen.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

22:29 / 02.06.06

Dear Miss Frost,

Please crush Grace in a dastardly and pleasing fashion. She called you a fucking bitch you know!

Thx

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:37 / 02.06.06

night night everyone. happy 'watching silent dancing'.

Tryphena Absent

22:40 / 02.06.06

I'm a silent dancer. I dance for money and I will do anything you want me to do.

22:41 / 02.06.06

How much do we have to pay to get Nikki to read the Ship! Ping! Fore! Cast!!!

Although perhaps radio isn't the right medium, as we'd miss her nudist glove puppets.

22:44 / 02.06.06

Mikey as a young Toska (tosser) look-a-act-a-like from 'Our Friends in The North?

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:44 / 02.06.06

I like the way Grace is joining in with the dancing and fun with an expression that says 'must make new alliances!' and Mikey is joining in with an expression that says 'I am so dim I have no idea what's going on at all'.

"Oh aye, are we all friends with them weirdoes now Grace?"

[hissed through a rictus grin]"Yessss, just... keep... dancing... Mikey..."

22:55 / 02.06.06

Even Imogen is dann-cing. With tearrs in herr eyyyes.

The difficulty for Grace will arise when she is forced to negotiate with Emma for entrance to Dickie's Hellfire Club. Will she swallow her Fowleresque pride? Can she?

23:01 / 02.06.06

Loving the nudist glove puppets, Stoatie, and the robot danmcing sketch, Flyboy.

91.6%!!!!!

23:04 / 02.06.06

Mikey's dead, cancelled eyes ... He hasn't got a chance, that lad.

Regrettable Juvenilia

23:27 / 02.06.06

Am I going stark staring bonkers or was the person who just started rapping 'Shimmy Shimmy Ya' by Ol' Dirty Bastard... was it Lea?!? I wouldn't have pegged her as a Wu-Tang fan. I'm even happier for her now.

23:32 / 02.06.06

They may be dancing and laughing and finally living, but inside, they really are crying:

"I'm in full shock," spat a visibly gutted Imogen. Grace knew how she was feeling: "I am. I can't believe he's gone. It hasn't even sunk in."

Nikki then joined in with the whining: "It's so crap without Sezer. It's crap!" Lisa then took the gutted baton, adding: "I don't believe it...I love him."

Bitterly looking over at the two eviction survivors, Lea and Richard, Grace snarled: "Those two are doing my head in, Beavis and Butthead in the corner. They should be in here, George and Sezer."

A lonely-looking Imogen could only reiterate how gutted she was to have lost Sezer, and Mikey joined in the moping: "He was like me f****** best mate."

It did seem to me, however, that Sezer lived his life like a candle in the wind; never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. What are you doing?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:35 / 02.06.06

Aaaaa ha ha!

Grace "...blah blah Sezer gone blah we're fucked."

Mikey "What do you mean we're fucked? Why is it we?"

Grace "Well none of that lot are going to vote for each other, are they? Whether we like it or not the house is divided*"

Imogen "You're ok, everyone likes you"

Mikey "Everyone likes each other!"

Althugh obviously, Mikey spoke in as much of a montone for this whole time as Nikki just told him he did. But Mikey's lack of awareness is just stunning. He doesn't even know he's on a side.

*Do you hate it? Do you hate it how they gang up on poor ickle Grace? This division was noooothing to do with you. No. Nothing.

23:37 / 02.06.06

Interesting division now. Richard, Lea, Pete, Lisa, Glyn, Sam and AIsleyne in the pool, having fun. Grace, Imogen, Nikki and Mikey in the bedroom, talking about how hellishly the House is divided, and how unfaaair it all is that Sezer has gone ("he stuck up for us all, he stayed with us through thick and thin"). They're desperately trying not to discuss nominations, although they all want to.