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Ganesh
15:24 / 23.05.05
Did your apocalyptically vague predictions come true, Xyu?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
15:45 / 23.05.05
It's just like me when I first arrived all over again.

Not really, given that you always demonstrated some small amount of willingness and abiltity to change. Overenthusiasm's a different thing than, well, whatever the term is for what Morpheus' problem is. Knobcheesery, possibly.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
15:47 / 23.05.05
Ability, not abiltity. Sorry, I seem to have his mother's breasts on my mind now.
 
 
Ganesh
15:48 / 23.05.05
Tit-head.
 
 
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16:00 / 23.05.05
Thanks Spatula, I agree on the Knobcheesery aswell.

Did your apocalyptically vague predictions come true, Xyu?

I don't think so, unless it's already happened and we're in teh ***rix, the fucking nightmare version though. The version where Morpheus isn't actually the person that wakes us up, but the person that surfs the net whilst gobbling packets of Pro-Plus looking for panic to spew on other forums, inbetween jacking off to Google image-search pages of Margeret Thatcher and licking mould off his pasty face.
 
 
Morpheus
16:18 / 23.05.05
And the parade continues. Ganesh, Xyu, Haus,ect.. don't bother posting here then, because it is obvious that you seem to only want to project your own paranoid fears of a happy/safe and controled barbelith as it is what you would rather have. One that basically kisses all of your spotless asses in unison. You have nothing to add to the subject ever. I know from talking to Tom in person that this place was really supposed to be a forum for pals in London. You all have seemed to make it a place to get together and chit chat about basically insignificant and as I see it thoughtless subjects. You also seem to want it to be this obnoxious clique of overly critical and back slapping prom queens. If you don't like it, get out of my pool and stop pissing in it. None of you have added anything to it of worth, so what are you doing here in my post other then fanning flames and continueing your shitting fit. Please back up your argument with credible sources and maybe I will....blah blah blah rottt.
Bottom line you don't like it then go back to finding the answer to why reading Deleuze might help you kill yourself, or whether it is unfair and rude to speak ill of the dead (joy), or maybe the exact delineation between neuter and spivak (yawn...die), or find some poor bastard in the shit and then tell us how wrong it is to land helicopters on rural farms in Iraq because civilians shouldn't be bombed... the shrapnel and glass really hurts.. oh my god thank you for telling me, that was so prosaic I almost shit myself.
Or better yet a Post could be started of your own...Tosser's in the blather room...run they are waiting for you there.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:28 / 23.05.05
Bless. Did you talk to Tom in person, Morpheus? Did you do that with your mental, mental mentalism?

Now, let me make sure I understand. You'd like everyone to leave this thread so you can enjoy it on your own, alternately decrying the value of news reports and posting news reports on subjects that everyone else on Barbelith already knows about? That does sound productive and useful, certainly. I imagine global Capitalism will be done by lunchtime.
 
 
Ganesh
16:30 / 23.05.05
What would you like us to do, Morph, m'man? Get the cards out?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:32 / 23.05.05
You just put a Tremere Bloodbotherer on top of a seven, Ganesh. You will never contribute anything of value ever.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
16:38 / 23.05.05
It's like Barbelith's greatest hits, he has the Greenland Posse's ability for vague prophesying and occasional random understanding of the English language and grammar, Knodge's tenacity, innercircle's refusal to explain anything about what he wants and instead go off into insulting people and making vague 'sheeple' references...

He is the Kaiser Chiefs of Barbelith trolls. Why don't you try and find your own voice Morph?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:48 / 23.05.05
I'm just really pissed off that 'Nesh called me a "Childe." I'm blatantly an Elder. What's that clan that does all the Brian Lumly shit? Clan Tzatzici? I'm an elder of that.
 
 
Ganesh
16:52 / 23.05.05
'Tis Tzimisce, childe...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:59 / 23.05.05
WhatEVER!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:01 / 23.05.05
You are SO not an elder of Brian Lumley shit. If you were, you'd have had WAY more ellipses...

...because three dots = always scary... I know this from talking to Brian Lumley in person...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:06 / 23.05.05
Well I'm an Elder of something anyway. What's the ones that can ghoul polar bears again? I'll be an Elder of that. Unless there's something better than an Elder.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:07 / 23.05.05
Ps: ...::::::::::::::::::::
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:08 / 23.05.05
Waaagh!

So, vampire + teenage angst + totally bloody incomprehensible...

Tzimicze Tikaram?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:09 / 23.05.05
It's not teenaged angst it's Immortal Ennui!

I've got some poems I can read you if it'll help.
 
 
Ganesh
17:13 / 23.05.05
Look, her eyes are just holograms!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:19 / 23.05.05
Distance Drain has drawn red from her hands.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:19 / 23.05.05
Like on Transformers? You know, if you rub them you see the logo?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:26 / 23.05.05
Nah, it's like those ice lollies you used to get with the heat sensitive paper so the picture appeared when you took the lolly out. Only crossed with the Book of Revelations.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:26 / 23.05.05
Don't rub it! If you rub it, you'll start the countdown.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:35 / 23.05.05
I never had one of those lollies! I declare WAR on humanity.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:39 / 23.05.05
Oh shit. I should have kept silent. I KNEW I wasn't a worthy receptacle for these icy confectionery-related secrets.

For what it's worth, I don't remember what the lollies actually tasted like. I think they were nice though. And red. So probably strawberry.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:42 / 23.05.05
Well, I had a Weetabix collectable plaster-of-Paris mold of Bixie, so I guess it works out.

I'm still an Elder of Clan Gangrene, though.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:51 / 23.05.05
Toreador, please don't spit on the floor...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:04 / 23.05.05
Did you just call me a ponce?
 
 
Morpheus
18:49 / 23.05.05
Seems that the not news is what rules here

This is speculation as news if I've ever seen it. What will we do if/when N. Korea tests a bomb. We see them digging holes from space, and we know how the whole region might react and the if's and the what if's get staggering. I wonder how they plan for these things sometimes, it seems like they would rather come to stalemates in negotiations and then wing it it when shit finally goes down. With a promise after to clean up the mess...never happens.
 
 
Ganesh
19:07 / 23.05.05
Morpheus, I'm willing to bet a large proportion of Barbeloids read the Guardian every day - which, again, diminishes the dramatic effect of your ta-dahh shock revelation. It's not so much the "not news" as the "read this morning" news. It's interesting, but it's not remotely unexpected (and you yourself previously opined that "north Kor is a sideshow to the sideshow. They would most likely attack bases out there or maybe Japan...who cares").

It's all well and good chucking this stuff out for discussion, but your manner has alienated you from many of the people who might have been willing to chew this over with you. The reaction now is likely to be one of "and?" - not because people are ignorant or abnormally apathetic, but because they feel disempowered to exert any sort of tangible effect on the forces at play here. For all your scorn, the only thing you appear to be doing is ranting semi-coherently on Internet message-boards. And playing cards. Quite possibly vampire cards.

Can you see why people are taking the piss?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:11 / 23.05.05
Oh, no, Morph, not The Guardian! ANYTHING but The Guardian! Arghh, my reality tunnel is all SHATTERED!

Jesus H. Christ in a mixed sauna...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:43 / 23.05.05
Cup of tea and a crumpet, with lashings of butter and jam, and you'll be right as rain, Mordant la Fay. You might have to settle for chocolate con churros over there, I suppose.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:45 / 23.05.05
Do I get extra-special bonus points for having been the first one to bring up North Korea, about six pages back when it looked like there may have actually been a point? And extra-extra special points for Morph himself, having thrown off the shackles of Tony Hart, having said it wasn't worth thinking about?

Oh, come on.

Can I at least get, like, a +1 on thaumaturgy or obfuscation or something?

or pie?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:51 / 23.05.05
That would be xocolat amb xorros. Catala, si'us plau.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:57 / 23.05.05
You are sooooo authentic, Senyora.
 
  

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