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Triplets
20:43 / 19.05.05
Ghouled animals can only learn two dots of Turnintomistus tho'
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:20 / 19.05.05
On the other hand though, on 'Fool Around With...' the other day ( it's on E4 UK, grand prize ten grand, ) someone allegedly wanked off James Hewitt while their boyfriend was watching the CCTV footage in the room next door, so perhaps these really are the end times.
 
 
Bed Head
21:23 / 19.05.05
I spent about 10 seconds of my life imagining Jamie Hewlett being wanked off before re-reading that post. Thanks, Alex.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:30 / 19.05.05
I preferred those ten seconds, TBH.

Besides, Tremere aren't even real vampires. They're just wizards. Mentalist wizards with pointy teeth.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:30 / 19.05.05
And I'm stuck with the image of James Hewitt being exsperminated on tv and I'm feeling queasy now. Glad I don't get E4.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:32 / 19.05.05
Hey, I just realised: It may not be 25 years since the A-bomb BUT it is 25 years since Ian Curtis died.

Joy Division, vampire cards... Morph, have I ever seen you at the Slimelight?
 
 
fuckbaked
23:41 / 19.05.05
morpheus said: "Don't listen to my innercircle jerk...I could give a flying turd about your apathy."

ok, am I the only one who thinks the term "innercircle jerk" is awesome? A regular circle jerk is cool, but an innercircle jerk...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:39 / 20.05.05
I could give a flying turd about your apathy.

That's good, because I couldn't.

Do you see what I did there?
 
 
fuckbaked
00:48 / 20.05.05
Do you see what I did there?

um....no, actually
 
 
Ganesh
00:51 / 20.05.05
Presumably a Nosferatu with Flight and Faecal Form?
 
 
alejandrodelloco
00:56 / 20.05.05
Haha, the term "innercircle jerk" makes me think of a whole bunch of old men sitting around a round table in a dark, inner-sanctum-y room without pants.

THERE IS A CABAL AND THEY WATCH WAY TOO MUCH PORN
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:07 / 20.05.05
We> I made a joke about apathy. Really, my genius is wasted on you lot. I'm off to join ReformedRobotMan and innercircle in their castle of psychic superiority. Morpheus and quimper can come too.
 
 
fuckbaked
01:12 / 20.05.05
Spatula said: "I made a joke about apathy. Really, my genius is wasted on you lot."

Indeed. The joke's funny, now that I get it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:36 / 20.05.05
No, you're actually wrong. That joke isn't funny anymore.

[Yoda]Too close to home it is. Too near the bone also. More than ever know, you will.... erm... more than know, will you ever...erm... No, it that is not... a minute, hang on please. Not much sleep have I had.[/Yoda]
 
 
Morpheus
19:54 / 21.05.05
This just got you all trolling right along now didn't it. You can't handle the reality of it all and so rot up a storm and sully my post with your schizophrenic half-wit, to the point where you could then move it to a place you felt more comfortable pissing on.
Do you feel so guilty that you have to then explain to me it was all my doing. Ass Monkey syndrome manifests itself much like most nonbizarre delusions..except in this case you are the ones who seem to need to follow and infect.
Ahhh... could, couldn't give a flying turd. What if a Tremere dwarf sucked all the blood out of that flying turd and it some how gave that polar bear wings for the time it needed to find your homes and tear into the lot of your throats looking for the revenge it so deserved only to find that your bodies had already been filled with radioactive antipsychotic drugs left behind by the transgender ghoul vagrants that haunt your delusional minds. Your addiction to neo-trolling has created the darker condition over time of lower tardive dyskinsia, and now you have all gained the habit of catching phantom fly's with your anus.
G.M. "One symptom of schizophrenia is the (barbelith) schizophrenic can't process metaphor."
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:25 / 21.05.05
sully is good word, isn't it. Also the name of the cuddly big blue monster in Monsters Inc. I liked him.
 
 
doozy floop
20:35 / 21.05.05
What if a Tremere dwarf sucked all the blood out of that flying turd

Blood in your flying turd sounds nasty. I think that might be a more pressing problem than neo-trolling issues. I'm no doctor though...
 
 
Ganesh
20:39 / 21.05.05
OooOoooOooo... someone's been Googling 'schizophrenia'!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:47 / 21.05.05
though not dyskinesia or ze might have been able to spell it (and use the word in context).

As a side point, can I just lament the creeping invasion of the American word delusional that seems to have almost entirely replaced the good old, and entirely satisfactory, word deluded. Terrible, though insescapable, thing - linguistic imperialism.
 
 
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21:11 / 21.05.05
This just got you all trolling right along now didn't it.

Not all of us, wannabe. You're a lot more see-through than you think.

You fail, you even fail at zombie.

Haha, you fucking idiot.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:50 / 21.05.05
No, no. He's right. We can't handle the reality of a vampire that can turn blood to water.

Meanwhile, schizophrenics can't process metaphor. Grant Morrison can't process schizophrenia. And if you haven't read Piers Plowman, Grant Morrison doesn't want to process you.
 
 
Morpheus
00:01 / 22.05.05
Drop an e and watch the ass monkey climb to the top of the shit heap his deluded ego-syntonic obsessive mind has created. It's so full of cox, xyu could hardly find your way out without an asslight.
It's annoying and excessive.
Hey negrophant...swing...you miss. Find some other god you shitcan destroy with your fat sway.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:08 / 22.05.05
Everything's coming up Greenland...
 
 
Ganesh
00:11 / 22.05.05
Gold star for correct use of "deluded" over "delusional" there. You see, we are learning!
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
00:12 / 22.05.05
Find some other god you shitcan destroy with your fat sway.

%Amazing.%
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:16 / 22.05.05
You can't fool me. That fat sway isn't even loaded.
 
 
Morpheus
00:17 / 22.05.05
Count with me now One
 
 
Ganesh
00:17 / 22.05.05
Try me. My fat sway is humming...
 
 
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00:32 / 22.05.05
It's so full of cox, xyu could hardly find your way out without an asslight.

Go out onto the streets and try some of that mouthing off. When you get back to your pc try not to get blood on the keyboard.

Your thread, it's........It's annoying and excessive.

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:34 / 22.05.05
Dude, are you a Malkavian?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
00:41 / 22.05.05
 
 
Morpheus
00:47 / 22.05.05
Out on the streets...now that was funny. Your blood is already turning to water. Gave me the Yux.
 
 
Baz Auckland
00:51 / 22.05.05
I don't know... the Albanians say:

You cannot turn blood into water.
 
 
Morpheus
05:27 / 22.05.05
When we meet on the streets, you will be eating your teeth. And the only sucking you will be able to do is on momma's teet. Ensure comes in momma flavor now.
 
 
fuckbaked
05:39 / 22.05.05
Morpheus said:"Hey negrophant...swing...you miss."

Is that a racial slur, Morph? It's not defined at dictionary.com, nor is it defined at urbandictionary.com. So, uh, what's it mean?
 
  

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