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Mourne Kransky
23:09 / 12.06.05
Do we have to queue to be ass fucked by the bears or are there enough to go round? I hope they've not too puffed to fuck after all the swimming.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:11 / 12.06.05
Polar bears are ass fucking... for their lives.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:16 / 12.06.05
I'm worried about the grasp of anatomy in this thread. Does no one else have a problem with where the ice cubes are coming from?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:17 / 12.06.05
Well, yeah. I mean, are they coming out after or during the ass-fucking?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:23 / 12.06.05
You know what annoys me about the poor use of The Power of Swear in that post? I mean, after the fact that it simply lacks the poetic soul that a decent bit of effing and blinding should always demonstrate?

It's that it doesn't link together. There's no logic behind it. I don't care how much knob you've taken up the bumhole, you're going to have a real job squeezing ice cubes out of it at the same time. And why ice cubes? It would have been much more effective if he'd said something like "I'll fuck you up the arse for so long that by the time I'm finished doctors will think we're conjoined twins." Something like that.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:23 / 12.06.05
Ah, good. I thought I was the only one.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:24 / 12.06.05
Or "...for so long, your nose'll start running." Exactly.
 
 
Morpheus
00:14 / 13.06.05
Ask Blair how it feels to squeeze a few out, I watched him do it in Washington ..right there on the T.v.

Did I see you at the spelling bbee see, again scratching your ear.
Sine, just wave, you look pretty in a suit. Pretend you know what is happening and you might figure it out..too late.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:17 / 13.06.05
Ask Blair how it feels to squeeze a few out

Conjoined twins?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:16 / 13.06.05
Mr Morph;

What you're possibly missing out on is that some of the nightmare scenarios you describe are pretty much exactly the kind of things some of us would like to see happen.

Not to speak for anyone else here ( well I can't, really, ) I've always wanted a pet polar bear since I read that book, I suppose we all know the one - I'd call the thing, I don't know, 'David' ? 'Ian' ? 'Keith' ? It doesn't matter. The point is, that if the polar ice caps keep moving south, those beasts are going to more available as 'cool' things, ironically, to have round the house. Round my way, a lot of the residents seem to have pitbulls, and such like, they think they're, y'know 'hard' but god would they feel silly in the face of fifteen feet of demented white gristle, I like to think.

It may
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:21 / 13.06.05
Ask Blair how it feels to squeeze a few out, I watched him do it in Washington ..right there on the T.v.

Morpheus, do you need
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
02:09 / 13.06.05
Actually, I think it's rather the reverse: he needs a decent wallop of kaolin-and-morphine.

Intravenous would be good.
 
 
sine
03:19 / 13.06.05
Sine, just wave, you look pretty in a suit. Pretend you know what is happening and you might figure it out..too late.

Umm...thanks? I've always...umm...felt that my instinct for...ah...conservative haberdashery and, umm, conspiracy theories in the occult subculture have always, ah, complimented the, umm, the...

Hmm.

Dude, you've actually stumped me. I have no idea whatsoever what you're talking about. I'll try going over what you've written with a more hermeneutic eye (happy now?) and maybe I'll be able to figure it out, hopefully not...too late.

[scratches head, furrows brow, wanders off mumbling]
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:18 / 13.06.05
My favourite TV show is the one where three people share a house with a bear. What's it called again?
 
 
Grey Area
08:37 / 13.06.05
The German version of Sesame Street?

 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:01 / 13.06.05
I'd vote for Morpheus to go on "What Not to Think", where Ganesh and Xoc visit him in his pit, take the piss and them remove his copy of 'Matrix Warrior' and force him to read something more wholesome, like Mallory Towers or something.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
09:51 / 13.06.05
It's called Bear With Me.


Fuckin'hahahaha.
 
 
Ganesh
16:25 / 13.06.05


Some polar bears ass-fucking in a sea of blood, yesterday. Blair not pictured.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:31 / 13.06.05
Pah, not a single ice cube. Call that ass fucking?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:51 / 13.06.05
force him to read something more wholesome, like Mallory Towers or something.

Malory Towers is by the sea. I hope the polar bears don't land there.
 
 
Ganesh
17:04 / 13.06.05
The polar bears have moved on from ass-fucking. Now they're rimming for their lives.
 
 
Ganesh
17:42 / 13.06.05
Ask Blair how it feels to squeeze a few out, I watched him do it in Washington ..right there on the T.v.

Blair shat ice on a transvestite? Are we talking Tony or Lionel?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:54 / 13.06.05
Probably Cherie. She has a smile that would frost a martini glass.
 
 
Morpheus
18:20 / 13.06.05
How do you ass fuck England, anyway? Is that like Run the World?

You would think it the world; it is more like the last ass quiver of the world...a land still morbidly stuck in the worlds annals of a society left butt high. Waiting for the rest of the world to salute it's history of chivalous bullshit. Your queen can't suck off anyone properly at this point. What good is she?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:47 / 13.06.05
The story goes that the Queen sucks like a bearded scallop.

And they do say the old Queen Mum, too, gave surprisingly good head, given the state of her dentition.

Camilla, being a chain smoker, has transferrable cocksmoking skillz, but I digress.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
18:50 / 13.06.05
I have the feeling that Morpheus is a bum man. Anyone else have that feeling?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:52 / 13.06.05
A man with a talented bum, since he talks through it most of the time.
 
 
Chopper
19:03 / 13.06.05
I expect it does most of his thinking too.
 
 
Shrug
19:14 / 13.06.05

TheAss'Brain


 
 
Chopper
19:19 / 13.06.05
That's a great, gory, bloodfest of a fable.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:28 / 13.06.05
 
 
Ganesh
19:48 / 13.06.05
Hahahahahh, I love how certain 'Merkin people think we Brits'll get all upset when our Queen, PM or country in general is slagged off. It's terribly folksy. Erm, y'all.

Newsflash: we're not too bothered about our flag being burned either. Do you need a light?
 
 
Shrug
19:55 / 13.06.05
Well colour me stupid I've always wondered why people were bringing up wigs in a conversation before Ganesh's last statement.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:00 / 13.06.05
Alternate spelling of Murricane, with the charming pubic overtones.
 
 
Morpheus
05:27 / 15.06.05
NewsFlash: Genesh has no game.

I love this country and anyone here can come right on over and I'll stick a big'ol pistol in... in your asshole like face and blow a fat turd in your oatmeal and when your daddy isn't looking I'll break his neck with a copy of the U.S. constitution paper thing and then barf on your retarded dog until he goes blind and runs across the room and can't help but fall down,,,hard.

Newsflash: your assholes ...and your gonna die Huah!!
 
  

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