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Bastard Tweed
05:40 / 15.06.05
Less than two months. Three hundred and forty nine posts.






I thought you people disapproved of this sort of thing.
 
 
penitentvandal
06:30 / 15.06.05
There's no logic behind it. I don't care how much knob you've taken up the bumhole, you're going to have a real job squeezing ice cubes out of it at the same time.

Not if some vampire's hit you with that ol' blood-to-water thing...
 
 
Ganesh
06:48 / 15.06.05
Haemorrhoids to water. I guess in a suitably arse-chilled polar bear, it might turn to ice...

I don't have a game? What, like a card game a la Morpheus's Secret Revolutionary Card School (With Added Discussion)? Or are we talking White Wolf's World of Darkness again?

I could certainly do Vampire: The Masquerade. I know all the extra clans and everything.
 
 
Ganesh
06:52 / 15.06.05
I thought you people disapproved of this sort of thing.

Oh, I'm sure he's a perfectly nice boy, really. I think he just likes talking about shitty bottoms. There's definitely a need there, isn't there: if he could just relax enough - maybe with the right amount of lubrication - I feel Morpheus is capable of opening up like a beeyoootiful flower...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
07:42 / 15.06.05
Less than two months. Three hundred and forty nine posts.

Who?

I thought you people disapproved of this sort of thing.

Who? What?

The Barbelith Hive Mind doesn't yet have total control of my thought processes and posting finger ...but ...oh, that's the occiput gone, and the diencephalon... ...Resistance is Futile... I will complyyyyy...
 
 
w1rebaby
08:55 / 15.06.05
polar-bear-ice-dispenser.jpg (22K)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:10 / 15.06.05
I was thinking of nominating Qalyn/Ox to be Denfeld's Archbishop. And now I'm thinking fridge would make an excellent iconographer by commission.
 
 
ibis the being
17:47 / 15.06.05
I'll break his neck with a copy of the U.S. constitution paper thing

Wow - that would take a REALLY... long... time.... Death by a gazillion papercuts?? You're gonna have trouble getting through the bone, dude.
 
 
w1rebaby
17:59 / 15.06.05
Why thank you Mr Stoatie; I am currently considering a portrait of King Denfield in the exciting new medium of stained-glass Flash animation.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:32 / 15.06.05
Oh, Mr fridge sir, you are behind the times!
He's not just the King anymore!
 
 
--
01:47 / 16.06.05
Is it just me or was Morpheus channeling Robert Hamburger in that last post?
 
 
Ganesh
01:50 / 16.06.05
Assburger, y'mean.
 
 
Morpheus
17:51 / 21.06.05
Black Magic
The countdown is over...the war on Iran has already begun.
 
 
Ganesh
18:09 / 21.06.05
So unexpected. I'm glad you were here, Morpheus, to give us sufficient warning to... erm, to...

What were we supposed to do about this, again?
 
 
w1rebaby
18:15 / 21.06.05
Amazing how some people seem to be of the opinion that they're the only ones who read blogs and can access GNN.

Incidentally, does anyone else know that the Fetch - banned from here for relentless unapologetic anti-semitism - is a regular poster on the GNN boards? And amazingly enough, he's continuing to blame the Jews for everything. Only, of course, he doesn't really mean Jews, it's a metaphor or something. Ahhhhh, I see now. "Jews" as a metaphor for "the bad people" - clearly all the charges of anti-semitism were wrong.
 
 
Ganesh
18:23 / 21.06.05
Actually, I was half-minded to go back and rejig my last post on the grounds that I hadn't actually read that Scott Ritter article before now and, while none of this is remotely surprising (I seem to remember reading about US flights over Iranian airspace in a recent New Statesman), at least this time it's a piece of writing I haven't already seen. 'Course, I'm not a regular on the GNN boards.

*shrug*

Then again, the "countdown is over" portentousness-with-a-hint-of-smug is as misplaced as ever. So I've kept with the snark after all.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:28 / 21.06.05
I don't actually agree with Ritter that the current state of affairs with the US making preparations for a possible attack on Iran corresponds to the US pre-declared-war actually bombing Iraq. When they start to launch planes to defeat air defences, I might start to consider that there is an attack imminent.
 
 
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18:35 / 21.06.05
Yeah I saw that too fridge.

Morpheus, cheers for the link, but still, THE THREAD OF FEAR, MAKE HIM KING.

Please lose the damn thread for fucks sake, there's an Iran thread in the switchboard. Let this whore sink.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
18:56 / 21.06.05
I still don't see what this has to do with polar bears.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
20:14 / 21.06.05
Thanks for the link Morpheus. I suppose Iran has been on the American Government's cards for a long, long, time now. I mean, if one were playing a giant game of Risk against an opponent like China, it might be considered a wise move to try and get a better foothold in the Middle-East, especially with all that crude oil (steel, iron, etc) being bought up by the competition.

But of course this is all conjecture, as it was the day I watched the Twin Towers brought down on TV and the word Afghanistan rang around the world like a giant bell. Similarly, it took one hell of a racist leap to jump from Afghanistan to Iraq, but then some of us saw that one coming a long way off as well.

The saddest thing is (IMHO) many of us (in society in general) are so secure in the present that we forget the past, and mock the future. Everything changes... However, this also means that an invasion of Iran is not definately going to take place, even if the plans are gathering dust in the White House.

Huggles to you ALL, no matter what you might think.
 
 
Morpheus
05:45 / 08.07.05
777
7 Bombs
Hurricane Dennis
Iran and Syria become targets in the "media"
Oil bounces around 60 a barrel.
Stocks dive.
the fucking G8

HHmmmm.

I really thought this shit was going to happen somewhere in the states...but then again you all were really starting to piss me off.
It's all starting to taste like chicken.
 
 
Spaniel
05:52 / 08.07.05
Oh, good, it's Morpheus. Prepare for 25 pages of goading and baiting.
 
 
Morpheus
05:56 / 08.07.05
Wait...it gets better.
Snore...vampires.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
06:03 / 08.07.05
Can I be the first to point out that it was four bombs, not seven? It's also not 777 yesterday, but 7-7-5, unless you're rebelling against the Gregorian calender as well, as another tool of 'the man'.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
06:05 / 08.07.05
Morph I really thought this shit was going to happen somewhere in the states...but then again you all were really starting to piss me off.

If you're going to try and claim responsibility for this then the least you can do is tell us what happened when you tried to give yourself in to the police as Osama Bin Ladin.
 
 
Morpheus
06:08 / 08.07.05
They don't have time to evolve backwards.
 
 
Morpheus
06:10 / 08.07.05
I included the g8 and hurricane as bombs...7 locations.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
07:10 / 08.07.05
You are a silly billy.

And that's not a real live polar bear.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
07:16 / 08.07.05
I included the g8 and hurricane as bombs...7 locations

Darn. He's got us there.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:16 / 08.07.05
I had some very painful dental work done yesterday, which I'm including. That makes it 8. I'm so confused.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:38 / 08.07.05
I had some really nasty dental work done on my polar bear, which makes nine.

I love this death porn. People are dead and the first thing the Morphei do is whack their cocks out and try to crowbar the dead into their own eschatological fantasies. It's a strange absence of empathy, where tragedies are only interesting insofar as they can be used too reinforce a delusional structure, and not very nice to watch. As such, I suggest we don't.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:04 / 08.07.05
Gosh, it's lovely to see you again, Morph. I was just wondering where I could get my next fix of empathy-deprived crowing over the dead and mutilated; Bush and Blair simply weren't fulfilling my needs.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:07 / 08.07.05
Hang on a minute...
four bombs plus two spuriously crowbarred-in other events only makes six, anyway.

Of course, the dodgy arithmetic is clearly the ONLY thing wrong with all this...
 
 
Ganesh
08:33 / 08.07.05
Let's not forget the Olympics, the cold front over the Atlantic and the slightly raw patch on the right side of my scrotum. That's... twelfty.

Isn't it great how well-publicised acts of terrorism bring out the psychotic in us all?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:34 / 08.07.05
And with a perfectly good 2005 = 2+0+0+5 = 7 available as well. Sheesh.
 
  

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