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Less searchable M0rd4nt

08:36 / 08.07.05

You're not even good at this shit, Morph.

08:39 / 08.07.05

At least we can cross Carol Vorderman off our Potential Trolls list.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

08:44 / 08.07.05

But not off the list of terrorist suspects.

10:46 / 08.07.05

Hang on, you don't think she did for Whiteley because he was going to blab about the attacks, do you?

10:49 / 08.07.05

The Countdown (presenter) has ended.

10:52 / 08.07.05

hold on a second

lady: Can I be the first to point out that it was four bombs, not seven?

morph: I included the g8 and hurricane as bombs...7 locations.

...doesn't 4+2=6?

10:55 / 08.07.05

ah!
but you are forgetting about the one in his PANTS.
his COCK is the BOMB!

10:57 / 08.07.05

No, his COCK is DA BOMB!!!!11!!!!

12:27 / 08.07.05

Can't be a G8 then, surely. A G5.5 would be nearer the average. But you know these faded rock stars, often have a G10 squeezed into the Peter-Stringfellow-leather-pants. A Chirac rather than a Putin, so to speak.

13:11 / 08.07.05

a g10?
yer putin me on.

03:15 / 12.07.05

hold on a second

lady: Can I be the first to point out that it was four bombs, not seven?

morph: I included the g8 and hurricane as bombs...7 locations.

...doesn't 4+2=6?

I have no empathy.

Hurricane number three is about to do it's dance..
and 5 polar bears plus 7 bombs and a a g9 with Ganesh and Haus' poor mutilated family and friends equals...you still don't get it, what do you really care about any of these poor bastards who end up in a bomb blast, or for that matter Iraq'ee civilians sweeping the remains off the street from another daily fucking occurence. You are still very busy and studious enough to be counting and logging every stupid mistake I plant in this thread, is that how you show you care?...so keep adding it up.
Add it up add it up add it up. (sing this part)
You want to find a suspect for your blast I suggest you look into the G8 brain trust or start questioning some of those bands...they got out of there rather quikly. Maybe it was MTV. Mutilation tele. Sail to the Moon... boys and girls.

Stop acting like you care, it's embarr...assing(comeonyoucandoit..justsayitagainyouasshole)
Life is an illusion...love is a dream.
But I don't know what it is.

You're not even good at this shit, Morph.
Do you really need acceptance?

07:23 / 12.07.05

Wow, you're gonna love reading this again if you ever sort your head out.

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:35 / 12.07.05

Hurricane Dennis has been downgraded from "hurricane" to "tropical storm". Does that mean we need another polar bear?

07:37 / 12.07.05

I have no empathy.

You have no arithmetic ability either. Which is something of a handicap if one is basing one's delusional framework on numerology.

07:38 / 12.07.05

You could be onto something with the bands, though. I blame Joss Stone.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:43 / 12.07.05

Is Quint still around?

It's just... we're gonna need a bigger bear.

lonely as a cloud...

08:11 / 12.07.05

You are still very busy and studious enough to be counting and logging every stupid mistake I plant in this thread...
Oooh, nice save there!

06:42 / 06.10.05

Hurricanes everywhere...and do you really want to know what happens next. I am not the type to say I told you so, so I won't. Add it up.
2008 is right around the corner, and 2013 can't come soon enough in my eyes, so, are you all going to act surprised again when this fucking war really gets rolling?
Or when all of Europe starts turning into a total fascist snob-Popsicle, as these hurricanes are the symptom of that much larger world event, and you have some really crazy disease shit running rampant world wide because of warming temps in every water source, are you going to be able to handle it? Are you ready for that? (as I put my pistol in a paper bag.)

06:50 / 06.10.05

I am not the type to say I told you so

Are you sure? You might want to check the rest of that post, Chuckles.

ONLY NICE THINGS

08:10 / 06.10.05

Please to name one useful thing you have done in your life to address these issues, Morpheus. Touching self gently while thinking about floating corpses not to count.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

08:14 / 06.10.05

Why haven't we locked this abortion yet?

More to the point, why is Morphie still here?

All Acting Regiment

08:27 / 06.10.05

This is rubbish.

Tryphena Absent

09:06 / 06.10.05

Awww, you hate Europe. Poor little upset bunny.

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