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Ooooh yes, multiple patron disorder, whereby the unfortunate sufferer ends up with five or six different "Patron" deities, often from upwards of four pantheons. The polytheistic equivalent of being a blue and gold half-dragon unicorn werewolf with angel wings and three fox tails. In a nappy.
Mrf. That kind of comment really annoys me, because while I can see where you're going with it, and I pretty much agree with it, it technically applies to me.
I have multiple patrons, in multiple pantheons. The only reason I even try figuring out which one might be my "primary" patron is that all the humans I work with seem to think I should have a "True Head" (What's wrong with just being me, I ask?).
I also have my own - unintentional - menagerie of associated spirts - mostly animals, and thankfully most of them only show up every once in a while, but a plant, a fellow I'm pretty sure is fey, and two of my immediate ancestors.
By description I must sound fluffy as all fuck. I never intended to collect all these friends - when I first started out, I honestly thought I'd never have any spirit allies or patron deities - but whenever I consider the possibility of treating it as a linear path, whoever I thought I was putting down for a while tells me to embrace the power of "AND".
So here I am constantly flipping back and forth between four major relationships, a dozen or so secondary relationships, and a half dozen spirit companions, wondering how they could possibly all want my attention, and that I should find a way to refine my focus. Yet, whenever I think "I must be doing something wrong", I get back "Yes, your view is too narrow. You're supposed to be working for hundreds of us, but you keep trying to keep it down to a handful. Quit it."
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.
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--Ember-the-vanic-bunny-stag-lion-dryad-of-death-- |
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