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Oh God...
Spider-Man is a spider elemental, not, like, just a science accident. He is pursued by a baddie who likes to eat Spider essence. Also, he has terminal cancer.
Anyway, long story short. Baddie beats him up and EATS HIS EYE (HARQORE!!!). He is hospitalised and moribund. Baddie turns up again to finish him off (I forgot to mention that, although baddie is incredibly strong etc, he left when the police arrived). Baddie hurts Mary Jane. Parker wakes up and mutates into.... Man-Spider.
(1602) Verily, such a man might spin intricate webs. He might be a veritable Spider of a Man. Or Man-Spider. (/1602)
Swanyway. Man-spider has organic webshooter (finally!), and paralysing bone spurs (HARDQORE!!!) and pointy, pointy teeth. He kills baddie, turns back to Parker, dies.
Is dead.
Is dead.
Is dead.
Is all better! Sheds skin, incubates in cocoon, emerges all new and improved. Feels old costume no longer represents ho HARDQORE he now is, so gets new one from Iron Man. |
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