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Mazarine
22:14 / 18.10.02
Yeah, I wear glasses too, they really don't do much in the way of wind blocking. Goggles are entirely the way to go- I was going to try to grab some antique aviator goggles, but I needed to make sure they were all safety official and stuff. I got mine, welding goggles which cover nearly half my head, flip down welding lenses that cover the clear, off E-Bay. Fun stuff. Also, ski season is coming up, so you'll have that market opening up.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:24 / 18.10.02
Tea Boy potus: Dont bother, snopes didnt have anything about it. I found out about the rats after a friends father took the tour of the brewery in ireland this summer. They found the rats when they cleaned the kegs and the next batch they brewed didnt taste right so since then they've added meat to fermenting proccess. Hmmm...maybe I can just add some bovril to my bottles before capping.
 
 
Bear
14:00 / 22.10.02
Can anyone tell me (I'm sure someone can) what DV-DA stands for? Its something sexual I believe?
 
 
William Sack
14:13 / 22.10.02
DV-DA = porno Holy Grail - double vaginal double anal ie. accommodating 4 cocks at once.

Q. Where is this "bread makes you gay" thread? This I have to read.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:13 / 22.10.02
Double vaginal - double anal.
Simultaneous penetration of vagina and anus by four penises, they being distributed equally across the orifices.

Naturally.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:15 / 22.10.02
"Does bread make you gay?" is, alas, lost, I suspect, in the mists of time. It was about two site reboots ago.
 
 
Bear
14:25 / 22.10.02
And here was me thinking it stood for DVD audio, at least I'll know know if it appears on Who wants to be a Millionaire.
 
 
William Sack
14:42 / 22.10.02
least I'll know know if it appears on Who wants to be a Millionaire.

My wife once asked me what it meant, and I said I'd phone a friend (or 3).
 
 
Persephone
17:04 / 22.10.02
I've been repressing this question for days... but why is it H.I.R and not H.I.R. for you?
 
 
William Sack
06:40 / 23.10.02
Gosh, I hadn't even noticed that. I'm afraid the answer is slovenliness.
 
 
Saveloy
15:28 / 23.10.02
Question: why do people create and distribute computer viruses? I'm guessing that some do it for the usual wanker-troll reasons, but are there people who claim to have a specific goal in mind? If so, what?
 
 
grant
15:47 / 23.10.02
On viruses, I've heard versions where programmers do it to polish skills - both in creating them and in destroying them - or to create life, of a sort... I get the feeling there are all sorts of things one can learn from viruses and the way they interact with various bits of software. But I'm no programmer, so I don't actually "get" it.
 
 
Persephone
18:18 / 23.10.02
Argh, I'm sorry! That was sooo obnoxious... and that's not even the *worst* thing.

The worst thing is, I was drifting off to sleep last night & the last thing I remember thinking was Well of course it's because H.I.R's pregnant... because he's skipped his last period... boom tish... try the veal... zzzzz. Which for so many reasons I think means that it's time for my enforced two-week holiday from Barbelith.

Here's a proper question: Does anyone have any strategies for managing fonts on a Mac? Links? Book recommendations?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
18:22 / 23.10.02
Question: Why did Lance Bangs include two versions of "Date With IKEA" on the Slow Century DVD disc two? There isn't much difference between the two versions, why didn't he just add a different song instead?
 
 
Trijhaos
19:36 / 24.10.02
What is discrete mathematics? The description my school has for it leaves a bit to be desired.
 
 
Jack Fear
19:43 / 24.10.02
What is discrete mathematics anyway?
 
 
Papess
01:09 / 25.10.02
I am wondering what the proper protocol is for posting in the "Lyrics of Your LIfe" thread.

Do I have to read the entire 9 pages of song lyrics to find out if someone posted the same song I want to, or can I just post the song and not worry 'bout it?
 
 
Cat Chant
07:07 / 25.10.02
If Death doesn't mean Death in the Tarot, what does mean Death then?
 
 
Papess
12:33 / 25.10.02
Death actually mean TRansformation. Not just everyday changes, but changes that are karmic and beyond the control of the querent. So, yes, it could mean actual death but not necessarily.

CAn somebody answer my question on "Lyrics of yr life", I am going insane listening to this song ten thousand times and I need to exclaim my passion for it somewhere.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:40 / 25.10.02
I'd just stick it up, May. I doubt that many people are likeyl to reread the whole nine pages anyway...

Deva: Well, Death with the Tower and/or the Devil inverted is not generally considered to be a great sign if you're enquiring after the health of great-uncle Moribund...
 
 
Linus Dunce
12:43 / 25.10.02
Wouldn't pretend to be qualified to pronounce on policy, but I think if you are on a very slow dial-up or are using a reader it may be OK not to check all nine pages. You could always write a little apology just in case. But I speak solely for myself here.
 
 
Mazarine
14:12 / 26.10.02
Question: Who the crap is John Leslie, and why is his carreer supposedly over?
 
 
Linus Dunce
14:18 / 26.10.02
RGM -- Exactly. Who the crap is he.

C-list celebrity, one-time 'Blue Peter' (children's show) presenter, implicated, possibly falsely, in a date-rape of Ulrica Jonsen (sp?) (B-list presenter). Whole scandal seems to be instigated by low-life publicist Max Clifford. Ignore it and I promise you it will go away.
 
 
William Sack
13:15 / 30.10.02
Need an American Babelbitch - looking for a snappy US slang term for "created carnage." Along the lines of "opened a can of whupass on..." or "laid the smackdown on..." For argument's sake think "He [snappy US phrase] Iraq."
 
 
grant
14:48 / 30.10.02
busted ass on?

slapped the ugly off?

whipped [object] like a red-headed stepchild?
 
 
Mazarine
22:23 / 30.10.02
Well, I'd say hi, but that last post kinda makes me scared to...
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:33 / 30.10.02
H.I.R - Went postal?


Can anyone give me a link to an online comic book price/value guide?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:34 / 30.10.02
Hmm. Got a bit of a perhaps obvious question, but how much of a setup's required to start moving into sample-based electronica? Just a beefy computer with some software? Or actual other rack-mounted stuff? Or both? Moreover, are there any links that'd save you typing out huge lists of necessary equipment, and help a tool like me get busy?

Oh. And also, does anyone know what causes massive cramping across the chest? I vaguely remember that it was something to do with lactic acid, but would really like to know. Largely because I get incapacitating (as anyone who's been on the phone with me while I'm having one will know) aches that make me double over. And worry that I'm having a heart attack.
 
 
Saveloy
08:49 / 31.10.02
The minimum - if you're happy to sample exclusively from CDs - is:

1. A computer with a CD drive and a sound card. Doesn't have to be super flash and meaty, but the greater the speed and memory (both RAM and hard drive) the less hair you'll tear out.

and

2. Software for recording, editing and processing sounds. CoolEdit Pro will do all of these (and generate pure tones, so theoretically you don't even need to sample), and is extremely user friendly. Check out computer mags for cover mounted discs with demos and shareware software - there's a good one called Computer Music, though it's a bit pricey at 5 bleeding quid.

3. A CD writer to put your finished masterpieces onto.

That's the bare minimum.

If you want to sample from vinyl and tape, or external instruments, you'll also need:

4. A stereo with tape-in/out and AUX sockets.

5. A soundcard with same so you can link the two up with phono leads. I get by with a fairly basic sound blaster thingy with just 2 inputs (mic and stereo line in) and one output, but you can get monstrous great things with dozens of different inputs with built in effects and knobs and stuff, so you can plug guitar leads etc straight in.

Also VERY handy:

6. Sequencing software - if you're working with samples, Sonic Foundry's 'Acid' is fantastic. Lets you map out your songs across unlimited numbers of tracks, and move bits around with ease, change pitch, transpose, chop and rearrange. Automatically adjusts things so that different length samples fit together. It turns your samples into Lego blocks, basically, but magic Lego blocks which you can resize and change colour etc. Exremely user friendly. Used and endorsed by grant, amongst others.

7. Midi keyboard, to play your samples piano-stylee in real time. I've not used one, but often wanted one. Using software to create tunes can be a bit like writing music down on paper and then asking someone else to play it. Not very spontaneous. It's much easier to muck about with tunes if you've got a nice responsive keyboard in front of you. Alternatively, you could record yourself playing a tune on your guitar or keyboard or whatever, sample it and then fit everything around it.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:04 / 31.10.02
Roth, the symptoms you're experiencing could be a variety of things from cramps, through colic to bloodclots.

As a general rule; if you suffer from significant pain, do not ask a bunch of malcontents across the globe, ask the one in your doctors office.
 
 
Bear
12:28 / 31.10.02
Roth it might be something to do with the way you sleep, seriously I had really bad pains in my last flat due to the bed, cleared up when I got a better bed....

I have another question, where can I get a plain black hooded top, I don't want some Nike one or one with a "tribal" design? And T-shirts after Rizla mentioned his Satan t-shirt where can I get some groovy t-shirts?
 
 
Linus Dunce
13:13 / 31.10.02
Good ol' M&S could probably furnish you with a suitable hooded garment. Or maybe Uniqlo (come out of Harrods and turn left for a couple hundred metres), very good value for money.

T-shirts though. What's groovy? Dunno. Camden High Street?
 
 
Bear
13:22 / 31.10.02
Groovy, I dunno really - I keep meaning to go to the anime t-shirt shop that meme mentioned to me - all I can ever find in Camden or t-shirts with skeletons on them, that was fine when I was 12
 
 
Linus Dunce
13:33 / 31.10.02
Indeed. Or if you are a Spanish exchange student. :-) Was thrown by the mention of Satan.
 
 
Persephone
13:35 / 31.10.02
You could try Emily the Strange, there's a black hoody with horns...
 
  

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