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gridley
12:35 / 18.09.02
Why is it that some people can analyse the things that they love but I don't even know where to start?

We have complex personality problems which appear to be related in some way to autism spectrum disorders.

I'm still trying to come up with a workable definition of the word "Love". I'll get back to you in 24.987 decimal years. Give or take.


My friend Scott and I used to have a very similar theory. We figured we had some sort of mental defect that made us unable to comprehend basic human concepts until after we wrote about them.

Good luck on love!
 
 
No star here laces
13:03 / 18.09.02
I need to buy a new amp and speakers owing to some fuckwit busting my last ones at a party while I was away on holiday. Ergo, several hi-fi related questions for the middle aged and boffin-y...

1) Should I spend more on the amp or on the speakers?

2) Do the wattages and impedances have to match exactly?

3) Can I buy a power amp and use a dj mixer as a pre-amp?

4) Cherry or rosewood?
 
 
Baz Auckland
13:14 / 18.09.02
June: Just go get him and put him back. He's old and feeble and won't put up much of a fight.
 
 
.
14:18 / 18.09.02
4) Rosewood. Cherry gets dirtier quicker.

3) A DJ mixer plus power amp combination is not going to sound as good as a proper hi-fi amp, since the EQ in the DJ mixer isn't really up to hi-fi standards. But for playing dance music loud, it should do the trick.

2) There's a lot of debate about this. Some people think it's better to overdrive the speakers with a more powerful amp (and risk blowing the speakers) some people think it's better to play safe. But I believe that there's room for a bit of leeway either way.

1) You're probably better off spending a bit more on the speakers. If the amp is great but the speakers are pants, it's going to be more noticable than if the amp is not so hot but the speakers are good. The amp should be pretty transparent when it comes to playing the sound, but the speakers will be colouring the music whatever, so they'd better sound good. And remember that while a lot of audiophile talk is absolute BS, good speaker cable really can make a difference to the sound (generally speaking the thicker the cable the punchier/ meatier the bass).

My speaker recommendation:
A pair of Kef Q15s. Mine have been in use for a few years now. Very good build quality, very very good stereo placement. Good for hi-fi, dance music, and also home cinema. The top end is quite sweet (the way I like it) and the bass roll-off is pretty steep, so if you're a real bass freak you'd better buy the separate matching sub. After-sales support has been excellent too, one of mine got the baffle a little bit damaged in transit- Kef repaired it for free within a fortnight. And the best thing is that they're not that expensive at all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:00 / 18.09.02
1)I saw the first 2 episodes of the Osbournes and it was 90% about the dog crapping. Does it get any better?
 
 
Trijhaos
19:13 / 18.09.02
1)I saw the first 2 episodes of the Osbournes and it was 90% about the dog crapping. Does it get any better?

Not really. The quality of the series is pretty consistent all the way through. If you weren't hooked by the first two episodes, then you may not like the rest.
 
 
paw
12:42 / 19.09.02
what are the defining features of 20th century art as opposed to that which came in the centuries before it? pick any artform and comment or make a giant generalisation from whatever areas you are knowledgable about if you wish
 
 
gridley
14:02 / 19.09.02
is it true that ninjas were weak, lame and otherwise totally uncool, specifically in comparison to pirates?
 
 
Someone Else
14:44 / 19.09.02
Is there a plug-in for Sound Forge Acid Music that allows you to drive midi through a keyboard and record it as an Acid track?
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:45 / 19.09.02
Arr Pegleg Gridley, why be ye wasting our much needed grog drinking and keehauling time with such questions? Tis plain as the girlish scream of a footied pyjamaed ninja. Yes is it true that ninjas were weak, lame and otherwise totally uncool, specifically in comparison to pirates. No if ye be excusing me I must go swab polley.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:48 / 19.09.02
SUre magick is useful and great fun at parties, but the one thing that every good Dungeons and dragons mage can do is "Throw fireballs". I've yet to find the book that shows me how to do that. Is all my magickal learnings going to waste then. If I cant cast fireball why bother?
 
 
gridley
14:52 / 19.09.02
well, kegboy, don't forget you have to be fifth level before you can even think about learning fireball. and have you mastered "read magic" yet? because otherwise that spell's gonna look like gobbly gook to you. my suggestion is to go out and kill some more goblins and bugbears, maybe try out a troll or two, and then when you have some more experience, we'll talk.
 
 
grant
15:25 / 19.09.02
seanmcglinchey:what are the defining features of 20th century art as opposed to that which came in the centuries before it? pick any artform and comment or make a giant generalisation from whatever areas you are knowledgable about if you wish

A divorce between art and conventional ideas of spirituality, rationality and representation. Prior movements hoped either to exemplify either religious truth, emotional truth, or the glory of reality. The Impressionists in the late 1800s started kicking the door open for simple, moving pieces done as experiments in the act of seeing itself. These seeing-experiments made one thread of 20th Century art, which would include things like experimental electronica, bebop jazz, minimalism and abstract impressionism. The Symbolists, near-contemporaries of the Impressionists, illustrated interior landscapes, and paved the way for the other main thread of 20th Century art: explorations of the irrational. The Surrealists were the most important influence on this group of movements, which could be said to include anything from Duchamp's found art to Pop art, expressionist film, folk art (in the sense of inverting traditional hierarchies) and psychedelic rock.
So between the act of seeing and the substrata of logical thought, you've got most things covered.
 
 
grant
15:31 / 19.09.02

Someone Else: Is there a plug-in for Sound Forge Acid Music that allows you to drive midi through a keyboard and record it as an Acid track?

I doubt it - the program is just set up for .wav recording. I'm pretty sure Cakewalk will allow you to record Midi and then mix it down to a .wav file, but I've never done that myself.
Why not just use the regular amp output on yer keyboard and just treat it like an audio signal? Need to quantize the beats? Acid does have ways of conforming loops to certain tempos - the "stretch to" function under the clip info.
But the more I think about it, the more I'd think Cakewalk is what you want. I've recorded in a studio (FlipTone, Hoboken NJ!) that ran everything off Cakewalk, and it all worked great - miking amps for me, doing drums and keys through the midi interface.
 
 
gridley
18:16 / 19.09.02
what spices (or herbs) best bring out the flavor of chicken???
 
 
paw
20:23 / 19.09.02
having given up once, is it worth learning NLP? what are it's benefits?
 
 
schwantz
21:43 / 19.09.02
Re: Chicken:

I think Marjoram is a good one. Also, rosemary is popular... Rosemary/lemon/honey is a good stand-by.
 
 
Mazarine
02:48 / 20.09.02
Regarding/following up the Acrobat reader thing: It crashes immediately after opening, having performed "an illegal operation," with the following sordid, nasty details:

ACRORD32 caused an invalid page fault in
module COOLTYPE.DLL at 017f:080e7e30.
Registers:
EAX=01d8eed2 CS=017f EIP=080e7e30 EFLGS=00010293
EBX=0814d10c SS=0187 ESP=009ed638 EBP=009ed640
ECX=00000000 DS=0187 ESI=01d8eecf FS=3cc7
EDX=00000003 ES=0187 EDI=0814d10c GS=0000
Bytes at CS:EIP:
8a 06 88 07 8a 46 01 88 47 01 8a 46 02 88 47 02
Stack dump:
01d7ee6a 009ef08c 009ed694 080393b3 0814d10c 01d8eecf 00000003 009ef08c 0810f390 00000000 009ef098 009ef094 009ef090 00000006 00000001 00000004


I can make neither heads nor tails of this message. I thought that if I could completely uninstall the bastard, I could reinstall it and make it, well, go. Any wisdom which can be imparted (aside from "Windows sucks ass, girl, you should be running linux) would be appreciated. Danke.
 
 
bacon
03:33 / 20.09.02
Question:
Should I read this entire thread before I post a response?
 
 
Mazarine
03:42 / 20.09.02
Oh, and while I'm trying to befriend the soybean, I'm just curious, can you steam soy milk or rice milk the way you can steam cow's milk?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
03:42 / 20.09.02
Maz: it's a font problem.
 
 
Mazarine
03:45 / 20.09.02
Joy! You are like, fifteen different kinds of my hero right now, Roth!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
03:46 / 20.09.02
*beams and makes superhero moves*

You could try getting a -ahem- copy of ATM or something - that might ease things a little...
 
 
jUne, a sunshiny month
06:49 / 20.09.02
Mazarine :
>Any wisdom which can be imparted (aside from
>"Windows sucks ass, girl, you should be running
>linux) would be appreciated. Danke.

Windows sucks ass, girl, you should be running OS 10 (and a mac).

slow down, people, slow down, you pc addicts, i was just kidding !
 
 
Saveloy
07:59 / 20.09.02
whothehell@where:

"Should I read this entire thread before I post a response?"

If you want to post a question, then yes, I'd at least skim through to see if it hasn't already been asked and answered to your satisfaction.

If you want to answer a question, I say go right ahead. If someone else got there first, it's possible your version will be different, or add details they didn't cover etc.
 
 
Smoothly
09:23 / 20.09.02
On British motorways, why is the slow lane on the left and the fast overtaking lanes on the right? Wouldn't it be more sensible to have the slow lane on the right? That way accidents which involve cars careering across the central reservation would probably be fewer (because they'd be going slower and less likely to lose control) and less devastating because the traffic they would meet on the other side would be travelling slower in the other direction. Oh, and you could do away with those doubled-up service stations with the bridges. They look rubblish and probably waste space or something.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:18 / 20.09.02
I'm not even sure this is a serious question but every question deserves an answer and I did just spend a couple of minutes questioning the logic of turning motorways around so...

Smoothly Weaving cars enter the motorway on the left side, if that happened in fast traffic it would double the number of accidents we already have. This country is over-populated and motorways go through towns and cities and have junctions quite near their centres so it's not an option to have people enter the motorway in the middle and find a way for those kinds of junctions to work. If they'd done that there would be less problem anyway because the two lanes would be more separated.

I hope that makes sense, I'm trying to break my sleep pattern, I feel rather ill.
 
 
Smoothly
11:04 / 20.09.02
Sorry that you're not feeling well Janina.
It was a serious question though. Just cos someting's stupid doesn't mean it isn't serious.
When I suggested the fast lane should be on the left I wasn't envisaging the traffic merging from the left. Since motorway junctions are generally combined with roundabouts and slip roads, is there any reason why the two halves of the motorway couldn't divide a little at these points (as they would for the central service stations) to allow the slip roads to join in the middle?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:29 / 20.09.02
Because it would involve an enormous and enormously expensive amount of construction work. Also, what about the danger of people overtaking on the left ploughing off the road into trees, earthworks, etc?
 
 
Saveloy
11:31 / 20.09.02
Smoothly> The reason is probably to do with having a consistent set of rules for overtaking, ie you always overtake on the right. If you change that and say "on these roads you overtake on the left" you could get into all sorts of trouble. Thinking about it, though, you could keep that rule AND separate the fast lanes as you suggest by picking up everything on each side of the reservation and swapping them over. So, whichever direction you're heading in, the reservation and the traffic heading in the opposite direction to you would be to your left rather than the right, like in them foreign countries what don't know better. And you wouldn't have to drive any differently.
 
 
Bear
12:32 / 20.09.02
Here's a question thats going round the office at the moment, which probably has a simple answer - Whats the difference between a Private and Public school?
 
 
Bear
12:35 / 20.09.02
You can strike that one off, I think its just a difference on what people in America and people in the UK class as a "public" school.
 
 
Smoothly
13:02 / 20.09.02
Bear, it's not just a UK/US thing. In Britain a Public school is still private (ie fee paying), but of sufficient heritage and standing to be deemed a Public school. I don't think there are codified criteria of qualification, but an understanding that for a good, respecatble private school to call itself a Public school would be to betray such a poor grasp of the protocol as to be no longer qualify as a good, respectable private school.

That's what I was thinking Saveloy - you could get around the over-taking on the right thing.
Kit-Cat Club: I agree that it would be expensive to change to the Smoothly system now, but I was wondering why the infrastructure wasn't established like that in the first place. And I don't know about you, but at 70mph and given the choice, I'd rather plough into something stationary than something travelling at 70mph in the opposite direction. But maybe that's just me.
 
 
grant
13:40 / 20.09.02
Mazarine: Oh, and while I'm trying to befriend the soybean, I'm just curious, can you steam soy milk or rice milk the way you can steam cow's milk?

You can heat it, yes, but it won't froth up quite the same way.
I don't think you can scald it either, which makes it inferior in cocoa as well.
Soy milk is basically water that soybeans have been boiled to bits in. It doesn't have a lot of the gunk milk has in it that makes it do interesting things in baking, or omelettes.
 
 
BioDynamo
16:29 / 20.09.02
Bear: Does anyone have any details about the legality of squatting in England? I mean how legal is it really? What about mail, can you have bank statements and payslips sent to a squat?

Yes, it is still legal. Check out the Advisory
Service for Squatters (ASS)
for info. Someone in the UK does an info-booklet with a full rundown of the legal situation, I don't have mine with me right now, but you should be able to get it from the Advisory Service.

As for bank statements and payslips, I don't know. That should be a question about the workings of the post office, not the legality of squatting, right? Anyway, works fine in Finland.. :-)
 
  

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