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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:55 / 22.06.06
That was my funny extra reverse joke too. Only more so.

DO YOU SEE?
 
 
*
23:27 / 22.06.06
Because I'm a fan of playing with word order:

In what backwater hellhole is the issue of Glen's watery, hellish, back-hole considered in some sense acceptable or charming?

That is, of course, Alex's sainted grandmother, whom I almost forgot to credit because it seems to go without saying.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
23:29 / 22.06.06
Sorry to continue the derailing, but
More worrying, perhaps, that Boboss did almost exactly this joke about Comic Books about two years ago - is there some sort of Brighton gag heirlooming service?
what are you referring to? Are you getting mixed up about who's who?
 
 
Smoothly
23:36 / 22.06.06
Can we not drive this lovely Conversation thread offtopic into a debate about another Convo thread being driven offtopic? Please?
 
 
Haus of Mystery
00:02 / 23.06.06
Yeah, sorry. I know it's annoying, but Boboss is a mate, and since Haus appears to be snarking I just wanted to be sure he had his facts straight. I'm sure it can be sorted elsewhere though.
 
 
Feverfew
15:33 / 24.06.06
As grant says, over in the Stupid Science questions thread;

"How do I get the calcium out of the vinegar and into the chickens?"

A valuable question, which we should all consider.
 
 
Lama glama
18:26 / 24.06.06
Triplets over on the Doctor Who thread: Also, the commentator at the end "it's about hope, and unity, and LOVE. DO YOU SEE?" Someone needed to take away the writer's Theme Hammer really.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:48 / 24.06.06
6

And imagine if John Lumic in the Rise of the Cybermen had been infected by nanobot cyberman parts, parts that passed through N-Space into this alt reality to recreate the cyber race? THAT would have been great. But alas... no time. Instead it's just a big coincidence.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:34 / 24.06.06
Yeah, sorry. I know it's annoying, but Boboss is a mate, and since Haus appears to be snarking I just wanted to be sure he had his facts straight. I'm sure it can be sorted elsewhere though.

No, no, you're right. It was Runce, here. Also, it seems Pato got on that bandwagon as well, so he is in fact not slow to get on but rather slow to get off. All apologies to Boboss.
 
 
Z. deScathach
09:44 / 25.06.06
Quantum is DARQUESIDED! posted the flameworthy asshat comment on the last page, but ze modestly fails to mention hir HILARIOUS reply...

(Can I have a flameworthy ass-hat? That's the final goal of my practice, my magnum opus if you will.)
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:54 / 25.06.06
What's been happnin' thread:

Nah, that was rub. Pin The Tail On The Sexy Donkey, however...

I had to excuse myself before Postman's Cock, though.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
16:02 / 26.06.06
Doc Checkmate reveals the occult mysteries:

Initially, I had to learn that every chaos magician wasn't a globetrotting rock star with an eviscerating wit and impeccable fashion sense. Later, I had to learn that every chaos magician wasn't a basement-dwelling recluse with semen-crusted fingers and an unfinished "hypersigil" about nailing Julia from the coffee shop.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:32 / 26.06.06
astrojax69 shares with us his disapointment with the socceroos's unfair loss and his plans for future world domination by the Aussies -football-wise- in the World Cup thread in Games & Gameplay:

think i'll go off and have a few kids, train one of 'em to be the next after next ronaldo... brucealdo?


My advice: train them all and then make them compete against each other for your attention: an army of brucealdos...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
10:44 / 28.06.06
Last night, Jack Fear shot an eloquence in his pyjamas...
I like to think of the characters as being like actors. We like certain actors because they exude a certain personality that remains essentially the same: whether he's calling himself Rufus T. Firefly or Otis B. Driftwood, he's always Groucho Marx. And whether he's written by Grant Morrison or (god help us) Chuck Austen, he's always Cyclops.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:40 / 04.07.06
Conversely:

That is true, I rarely have my car seat examined for piss, which is just as well really.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
04:20 / 05.07.06
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie helps us continue the pee theme, in Kali's naughty workplace romance thread:

Ganesh it's not always about urine.

Isn't it? Really?
 
 
*
05:37 / 05.07.06
Really. Sometimes it's about mine.
 
 
Hieronymus
19:24 / 05.07.06
Thorn Davis on Hollywood:

Yeah he's great as an executive producer. I reckon he's going to executive produce the hell out of this film. Did you see The Legend Of Zorro? The film was kind of rubbish, but when I came out the cinema everyone agreed that the executive producing was fantastic. Not like in - say - Hulk. The executive producing for that sucked.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
06:49 / 07.07.06
ghadis: Well, like much of what RAW says, i'd say that was bollocks.

In a subjective way of course. Subjective bollocks. In a Paradigm Pie. Full of bollocks.
 
 
penitentvandal
07:15 / 07.07.06
I'd tell him to stick his subjective bollocks up his rigid reality tunnel, but I can't help thinking that that would probably hurt. Quite possibly in two different places.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:30 / 07.07.06
acknowledge that I myself am also a part of modern society and am also estranged and mentally ill in many ways, but (for some reason, perhaps historical accident) I possess an above average faculty for self-reflection and can thus work at transcending the limits of society.

Bruno Nolano delivers the vinegar stroke. Beauty.
 
 
illmatic
10:50 / 07.07.06
Haus, you beat me to it! Bit of a shame though that Flyboy's thread has become a bit rotted with Marxist mentalism.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:52 / 07.07.06
I think it does Marx* a disservice to call it that.

*and possibly also most kinds of mentalism.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:42 / 08.07.06
I'd like to barbequote this thread from that point on.

You can lead an arse to hauteur, but you cannot make him think.
 
 
Ganesh
12:07 / 08.07.06
Haha, that's a great thread. From what I can gather...

Have I read it? Nope.
 
 
Quantum
18:40 / 08.07.06
why is it not elitist to be a socialist in the US?

Bruno.
 
 
foolish fat finger
21:29 / 08.07.06
from the 'born to do it' thread-

SteveWeaving- [I was born] to be in the gutter, but looking at the stars.

Whisky Priestess- I was born to hang out with the stars, and worry that those in the gutter are having a much better time...

classic!
 
 
Smoothly
23:17 / 08.07.06
My least successful joke to date.
 
 
foolish fat finger
23:21 / 08.07.06
hey Smoothly, everybody gotta be the straight-man sometime...
 
 
Triplets
23:48 / 08.07.06
Ohhhh snap
 
 
Quantum
16:40 / 09.07.06
You are Flyboy, Flyboy is you.

Seth cracks the riddle of existence at last.
 
 
Triplets
22:44 / 09.07.06
It might be worth asking yourself why people are giving up on trying to interact with you as if you were an able and equal interlocutor. It may be a) because you are so far beyod their unenlightened foolishness that they cannot even comprehend your left-wing science or b) because you are endlessly recycling accusations of paradox and hypocrisy beyond the patience of a group of people who regularly have to interact with Dead Megatron. Either way, this appears to be a "let's talk about Bruno (in the third person)" thread, and as such belongs in the Conversation.

Haus once again trying to deal with things that hurt people's heads. It's the line about DM that seals it.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:47 / 10.07.06
To excuse onself from responsibility from one's actions is a common character flaw in humankind which kinda irritates me. And friday was being a particularly stressful day and I was feeling very little patiente towards people of whichever race, gender,sex orientation, nationality, and political view. It happens. Every one feels like that sometimes.

Dead Megatron, master of unintentional irony, strikes again.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:29 / 10.07.06
Might be intentional, you never know. It could be read either way. They have irony in Brazil, don't they?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:48 / 10.07.06
Yes. Both regular and, as in this case, the utterly unintentional sort.
 
  

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