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Quantum

12:20 / 13.04.06

rrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRARGH.

id-entity, GenderQueerHulk Smash!

16:05 / 13.04.06

Go Disco! Don't be discouraged you are a l33t trailblazer from the future trapped in a primitive culture! Go your activist mates too, useful youthful enthusiasm for once instead of smashing teh system with Neo madskillz.

Quants is much more helpful as Sphinx/she-Sphinx/ze-Sphinx to my Mr. Furious.

Heheh. Ze Sphiiiiiinx.

Orange

00:37 / 18.04.06

Institutional heterosexuality is a scary fucker.

It would be wise to exercise extreme caution when venturing into such treacherous waters. Words to take to heart, from Ex. And in context.

Jack Denfeld

03:15 / 19.04.06

This shit is just stupid.
That asside however, he offends a great many people here. He is racist, sexist and homophobic. That however, is precicely why we need him.

Char Aina

03:18 / 19.04.06

That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on Barbelith. And I spend a lot of time in conversation. And comics. I've seen threads on how to wipe your ass, how Rob Liefeld was punk rock comics, and other stupid threads (some of which I started). But the above quote is the stupidest thing I have ever read on Barbelith. If we ever make a Barbelith coffee table book with fun facts, your quote will be on the page titled, Stupidest thing ever said on Barbelith.

mike robot, policy.

Quantum

10:54 / 19.04.06

We should make that book.

I'm here to quote Billious Bogg- surely when the Goths make their pilgrimages to Whitby they wear a special and specific shade of black, just as Muslims undertaking the pilgrimage to Mecca must wear something special? One couldn't undertake a Goth Haj in any old black, I shouldn't have thought.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

11:09 / 19.04.06

BB is entirely correct. The special attire donned for Whitby is in fact Blaque.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

16:47 / 19.04.06

What I find really funny about that is that there is also a Whitby, Ontario which DOES have a large teenage Goth population.

And is also considered by many to be the black hole of life in Ontario. People get sucked in. They don't come back out. Also sucked in is fun, light, and any sort of interesting pass time.

Triplets

01:37 / 21.04.06

Covers that act as previews for the next comic.

'Wow' you think, picking up Green Arrow #61 'Star City's Emerald Avenger is facing off against Deathstroke the Terminator! How can this not be awesome?'
After twenty-five pages we finally get to see Deathstroke... sat at a bloody desk.

Deathstroke the Taxinator! He's the best at what he does, and what he does isn't very nice!

In fact, can I just direct you all here

matthew.

02:40 / 21.04.06

Really that whole thread, specifically miss wonderstarr's contributions need to be barbequoted.

petunia

02:58 / 21.04.06

"Are women in 2006 still finding it hard to achieve orgasm?"

Sibyline voices the concerns of sexual activists from all over the decade...

Benny the Ball

19:31 / 21.04.06

Joining in the praise of the Stop the Madness thread over in comics, and again bigging up miss wonderstarr's contribution so far,

but also adding two that made me laugh out loud;

Tuna Ghost

"Hell, in most cases of universal threats, I'd take the In-Betweener over the Avengers. Just gimme somebody cosmic, not some schmuck with a bow and trick arrows (I'm looking at you, Hawkeye. You never deserved to be part of any space adventures and you fucking well know it)." - it's the last line that does it.

and;

Phexette

"Heroes and Villains who aren't American having powers and names based on their country of origin. Y'know, because somebody from Mexico could never be Super/Bat/Spiderman, he'd be Senor Tacoshooter."

thank you, Phexette, I needed to laugh out loud today...

All Acting Regiment

13:33 / 22.04.06

Dunno if it's been done already, but K:

Mistoffelees, that's a puffer fish, surely - looks nothing like a cod, dried or otherwise. Personally, I like moray eels. Impersonating a moray eel gives me hours of enjoyment.

Eloi Tsabaoth

16:29 / 22.04.06

You know what would be really good. If you invented a trap for Hal Jordan that involved a ton of green bananas, harmless to him until they ripen.

Miss Wonderstarr's comment prompted my snortiest nerdlaugh. And I've posted this on a Saturday night for extra geek kudos.

Evil Scientist

13:17 / 24.04.06

Earth gone missing in a teleport kidnapping by unkown forces (good starting point, eh?) intelligent planets, intelligent stars, hipercube-like pocket dimensions inside the ship instead of holodecks, gender-shifting as an usual practice (plenty of soap opera possibilities there), a war against the Q Continuum, the entire Milky Way under control of the Federation (Borg? Extinct - or even better, assimilated; The Dominium? Extinct), artificial wormholes by bulk, statues of Wesley Crusher in every federation planet, people walking in ceilings and walls (artificial gravity as it should be), first-contact with other once-thought-as-legend dimensions (i.e. Hell, Heaven); everybody's young (no more aging), no doors inside the ship (instead: opaque force fields that allow passage only to authorized crewmen).

Dead Megatron is Gene Roddenberry reborn! From the Redeeming Star Trek thread.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

14:27 / 24.04.06

Shadowsax leaves Barbelith with grace and dignity:

i appreciate you letting me know [That I was banned]. altho i honestly believe that it's a completely pussy move, i understand that it's easier to deal with one new person than it is to deal with a hundred fools.

Dead Megatron

14:30 / 24.04.06

Yeah, I had a feeling this banning was coming when Tom said "if there people who strongly object to the idea of a ban, now would be the time to message me."

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

21:02 / 24.04.06

in the V for Vendetta thread:

Stoat: Well, I feel utterly pissed off for having bought a dodgy DVD. Got to the prison part then cut. Missed out Valerie entirely. I've stopped it (as it's suddenly cut to Evey in the Shadow Gallery), and as I planned to anyway will try to find somewhere still showing it this week. BALLS!

Cameron Stewart:

The Falcon

21:44 / 24.04.06

It's like Green Arrow and the Atom (of a dystopian future, never to be); a team-up to explain the STRONG TRUTH of Batman -

Miss Wonderstarr: "Bat suit" implies some comedy fancy-dress. To be afraid of Batman's outfit is only as ridiculous as being afraid of an SAS commando or a police officer in full riot gear. He's covered in armour and packed out with weapons. He's wearing a helmet. Yes, it has little ears on it. Laugh it up.

Jack Denfeld: And he's seen on tv news punching motherfuckers through brick walls.

Lesson, in a nutshell, being: Batman is a) well scary and b) - FINISH IT! - tough as shit.

ibis the being

00:12 / 25.04.06

Oh my... the whole second page of this thread has tears a-runnin' down my face. I'm sorry Luba Rat. It is funny you know.

matthew.

13:45 / 25.04.06

In the factory death of holy bovine thread, someone got a little negative. Shocking, really. Boboss said that he disliked the negativity of the thread.

Harrison Ford etc etc replied:
yeah shut up Boboss, go and have a pooh!
which is Barbequotable in itself.

But Boboss responded:
Are you asking me to defecate or have my way with a bear of very little brain?
Ha!

Harrison Ford:
Actually you could mix it up a bit!

Boboss:
Like a sex DJ?

Someone's got his pun-hat on.

All Acting Regiment

14:41 / 25.04.06

I'm weeping too, Cryo-piss.

Quantum

17:53 / 25.04.06

kaymeg used Gek a couple of years ago to help me get closer to peole, and now one of them is my fiance and the other is my maid of honor.
I hearty heart heart GEK!

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

19:32 / 25.04.06

Gek helped me find a job AND an appartment one summer. Ze rocks!

We should have a "Gek Testemonials" thread. One thread for prayers and offerings, the other to talk about how Gek has worked for YOU.

Barbequote, Quantum:

I hearty heart heart Gek!

miss wonderstarr

19:36 / 25.04.06

Looks like I should stay on that one thread! I'd only been barbequoted once, on my first day, before I discovered "Stop The Madness".

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:19 / 26.04.06

motley crue can kick metallica from here to baywatch and it will not affect the status of metal in any way

toksik is my Barbe-metal commando.

Shrug

12:18 / 27.04.06

In the Relationships, age-gaps, fine wines and all that... thread.

Quantum: Baque in Blaque (made me laugh so much I had an asthma attaque).
My current partner is seven years younger, my previous partner was seven years older. I don't think it matters too much, but IMHO it's more fun as the elder one, stifling the youthful vigour of your partner like a vim vampire, draining them of their life essence like that scene in the Dark Crystal where they make muppet juice and drink it.

Yes, I am the Skekses chamberlain. How do I spell that noise I make? HHHHHHmmmmmMMMMmmmm...

The inimitable Ex:
Quantum, you drink Vim?

Start a thread. Ask for help. You're among friends.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

17:14 / 27.04.06

'You there, put on the thousand-goblin costume. You, pretend to be the flying horse on fire...'

Quantum: baque in blaque in the LARP Vs Pen&Paper thread.

Char Aina

11:34 / 28.04.06

you just hit the bullseye of my bullshit target

nina in the policy.
well, it made me laugh.

All Acting Regiment

13:30 / 28.04.06

xampayne2012: I'm a skipdiver and my fella's an academic
xampayne2012: so we've not been exactly settled
dirtspawn: a skipdiver?
xampayne2012: a wastoid.
dirtspawn: ahh lol
xampayne2012: one who gets all their gear by nicking it out of skips
dirtspawn: i thought it was some kind of underwater kangaroo
xampayne2012: hahahaa
dirtspawn: they could do a film about it, like jaws, but call it "Pouch"
xampayne2012: hahaha

Mordant and I deep in productive conversation

akira

14:28 / 28.04.06

"I think the music has drugs in it."

mkt in the Games That Kick Your Ass thread. My new fav saying.

All Acting Regiment

18:50 / 28.04.06

I nearly learned an important lesson in my dreams last night. I dreamt I was trapped in the middle of a full-on Romero-esque zombie plague, and I remember thinking "shit, I'd always thought this would be so cool, but now it's actually happening I'm scared shitless". I was definitely very afraid of death.

Then I woke up, and thought "whoah, that was cool!" and spent the rest of the night trying to return to that dream. So, point missed then.

Stoaty's just fucking brill, tbh.

Jack Denfeld

19:17 / 28.04.06

Crux on Slayer
Because as destructive and violent a feeling as Slayer produces, it is incredibly joyful; all stress, all doubts, all feelings of exhaustion or weakness or mundane boredom are flushed out of the system, and for a moment there is only you, and the riff, and you are one and the same.

Dead Megatron

19:42 / 28.04.06

Legba Rex, on the habit of using sunglasses

It's wierd. When something sits on your face all day, it just becomes invisible to you, glasses turning into subconcious ugly worms that burrow in your social confidence like bacteria in the teeth.

All Acting Regiment

22:08 / 28.04.06

Although, there's the slight caveat that although I can't see much when I'm wearing my aviators, they look incredibly cool, at least in the Legbaverse.

I pretend to be Robert T. Nighonblind, victim of a sniper's laser pen and rather short-sighted detective. Now who gets that reference?

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