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matthew.
03:56 / 02.03.06
King Legba on ignoring people:

I can see that if there was somebody literally just posting garbage and not engaging at all then it might be useful, but usually I want to see the turtle's head as it drops into the pan...

Yah-huh.
 
 
Chiropteran
13:19 / 02.03.06
id entity's cake-based explanation of conditional statements has finally tipped the balance from "quiet admiration" toward full-on Barbecrush. Excellent poster, that id entity:

I think I see a major part of the problem here. It's an IF-THEN statement. IF you are made of cake, THEN it's possible that you may be eaten. Assuming that the IF part of that statement is not true, the THEN part of that statement is not assumed to be true.

If I say IF you are made of cake, THEN you may be eaten, and you angrily respond "How DARE you say it's okay to eat me! I'm NOT made of cake!" you have misinterpreted the IF-THEN nature of the statement. All you had to do was say "I'm not made of cake." In the absence of proof to the contrary, I think so far as this message board goes, people will take you at your word.


The analogy is especially beautiful in the fairly loaded and volatile context of the thread.

The closing disclaimer is only, to stretch the metaphor, frosting:

(No offense is intended to persons made of cake. I hope I have not offended by using your situation as an example.)
 
 
ibis the being
15:02 / 02.03.06
Sex is great fun. It's also dangerous. For men and for women. For gays and for straights and bisexuals and group lovers at "sexy parties" (as they say in BLEEDonia).

alas, in Conversation's rape thread. So unfair, blindsiding us like that!
 
 
*
16:29 / 02.03.06
I've been barbequoted twice and now barbecrushed once for the same post. Are you playing Katamari Damacy with my ego, or what? Because it's the size of the moon now.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:51 / 02.03.06
I am a computer programmer.

You sort of had to be there.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:26 / 02.03.06
It was a shocking revelation, right enough. Sadly, the comic genius was unintentional, I suspect.
 
 
Jack Fear
19:17 / 02.03.06
Okay, I'm going to need a link to that one...
 
 
iconoplast
19:20 / 02.03.06
here, fourth from last post.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:23 / 02.03.06
Extreme prejudice / Mental Illness thread, Jack.
 
 
Feverfew
21:03 / 02.03.06
Can I nervously put forward Xoc's way with words in the Barbannoy thread, for a double-reply to other posts, in:

Ariadne, the Scissor Sisters' Board is like Dallas, when compared to the Barbelith's Newsnight. The drama, the stupidity, the childish squabbles, the creepy stalkers! And you get all of those on the Scissor Sisters' Board too.

Sax, you weren't off sick. You were bunking off, watching daytime tv with your nipples rouged.


Perchance?
 
 
eddie thirteen
00:53 / 03.03.06
Tuna Ghost wears the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow:

Conan taught us all a lot of things, such what to do about dark wizards (cleave their skulls), but not much on feminism. I'm ready to admit that under oath.
 
 
*
03:58 / 03.03.06
Well done, Feve. That is a nice quote, and I for one feel we should barbequote Xoc more. I think we contribute to an unhealthy power dynamic when we barbequote Ganesh so much more than Xoc.

*waits*
 
 
Ganesh
04:02 / 03.03.06
*grits teeth*

Will. Not. Plough. Through. 47. Pages. Counting. Quotes.

Not. That. Petty.

(Honest.)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:04 / 03.03.06
Xoc can cope with coming second to Ganesh. It is the wisest stratagem, as I have learnt over these many years together. The only rivalry between us that always ends in my triumph is the battle for the Moral High Ground.

And he is funny.

Cheers to all who have barbequoted me. I am blushing. But that's probably just the male menopause.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
10:41 / 03.03.06
From Triplets, this should be grafittied somewhere for all to see.
One day your brain is going to make a zombie so happy.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:43 / 03.03.06
I actually went through a stage from around age seven to nine where I honestly believed I was a reincarnated unicorn, fueled in large part by first sexual stirrings from seeing the film of "The Last Unicorn"

Another my eyes moment from Vladimir J Baptiste.
 
 
*
20:01 / 03.03.06
(*huggles Ganesh and Xoc*)
 
 
---
23:25 / 04.03.06
Stoatie on the title of the soon to be released Tool album :

To be honest, I'm not too bothered about what they call it. It could be called "Stoatie's A Wanker" and I'd still buy it.
 
 
Olulabelle
11:51 / 05.03.06
16 year old Sokkwi in her introduction thread:

I like Barbelith, despite the fact you all seem to be in your 20's or 30's, you still act the same as my classmates.
 
 
SMS
12:01 / 05.03.06
I almost made that one my first barbequote.
 
 
Axolotl
12:41 / 05.03.06
Barbelith: retards the aging process.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:28 / 05.03.06
Gurgle
 
 
Shrug
14:15 / 05.03.06
Yes, I see now. That schema is clearly diamondlike in its perfection because nothing makes for a read like a good, insinuative carp.

From Duncan in the Barbannoy thread. Start reading here for some context.
 
 
Chiropteran
21:03 / 05.03.06
A crush is personal, love is social.

Elene makes good sense. People should listen to elene.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:17 / 05.03.06
Stoatie in the barbannoy thread on the subject of where the term 'fishwife' came from:

because they had to moan about SOMETHING other than the fact that they'd caught absolutely knack-all fish and it was raining, but they wanted to moan and didn't want to seem like they could neither catch fish very well nor cope with a spot of drizzle". Like a locker room, but without the lockers, and with a wobblier floor.

It's the knack-all fish and the wobblier floor that does it for me. That and the drizzle.
 
 
*
23:42 / 05.03.06

Mordant Carnival

*headdesk*

Yes, of course there is! If a gang of people had put in the hard work and training needed to perform teh Astral Projection!!23! simultaneously as a group, then the first, and perhaps only, thing they'd do is use those abilities to go LARPing.


Haus

I think that's the interesting question for me here - why would one LARP on the astral plane? What would you get from that that you couldn't get from playing WoW with a headset and mic?


Stoat

LGBT-friendly guilds?


Am I the only one who giggled at this? I think it's Mord's headdesk-inducing despair, against Stoatie's somehow perfectly sensible reply, which produce the giggle response, personally, but I'd be happy to further reflect if others disagree.
 
 
Char Aina
21:14 / 06.03.06
Language is a big place, and it's hard to tell where your words have been.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:26 / 06.03.06
Nah, Stoatie made me laugh too.
 
 
Quantum
10:09 / 08.03.06
I laughed like a drain, then again at Trouser the Trouserian in the stupid magic questions thread;

Do underpants have energy? Mine do tend to acquire a 'personality' over time.

I think it's the scare quotes around 'personality' that made me snort coffee into the keyboard again.
 
 
penitentvandal
11:06 / 08.03.06
To suggest that the church would be an integral part of a facist government is anti-christian.

You probably don't want to delve too deeply into the history of 20th-century Italy, dude.


Haus makes me chuckle into my coffee in the V for Vendetta thread.
 
 
Cat Chant
11:20 / 08.03.06
Xoc can cope with coming second to Ganesh

Phnarr.
 
 
Evil Scientist
14:05 / 08.03.06
You know what? I swear - we could have a one-line constitution. It could just read,

"We don't care if you were joking."


Iconoplast sums up years of Policy wrangling.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:10 / 08.03.06
we live in a world that insists on labeling former rapists as former rapists

Shadowsax puts his finger on just what's wrong with society.

(Trying not to derail the SR "apology" thread any more, but couldn't let that gem go).
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
14:28 / 08.03.06
Am I the only one who, in a trainwreck kind of way, desperately wants to know what ShadowSax actually thinks we should call former rapists?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:38 / 08.03.06
Martyrs to FEMINISM!!!
 
  

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