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Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:05 / 11.01.06

We live in hope.

Mazarine

09:15 / 11.01.06

Parts of North Carolina are really nice! Big parts! They are!

Evil Scientist

10:42 / 11.01.06

I particularly enjoyed Hawksmoor's (from, lest we forget, The Bleed) line near the start.

So, that particular argument of yours is squashed.

You have to admire the wrong-headed confidence. Like putting blood in the water really.

It's a timely reminder that sometimes it's fun to watch a thread unroll without sticking my beak in.

■

14:49 / 11.01.06

It was a Sexy Party. An Orgy.

I'm still crying with laughter. Yes, it's cruel, but who needs the rest of the thread when you've got that?

Char Aina

15:26 / 11.01.06

reminds me of stewie griffin...
and then benny hill.

Spaniel

16:54 / 11.01.06

Cube, that is very funny indeed.

Ganesh

17:10 / 11.01.06

I can't read that without putting on a comedy Dutch accent, in my head.

Spaniel

17:14 / 11.01.06

I imagine Paul Verhoeven

■

17:19 / 11.01.06

Mine's more of a disapproving old wifie from Orkney.

Bed Head

21:59 / 11.01.06

Wow. Oh wow. Mordant’s

continually spewing hatespeech like Gary Bushell in a woodchipper

is such a beautiful line.

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:10 / 11.01.06

And a very satisfying image.

Nakkurusu

00:56 / 12.01.06

The Hawksmoor thread is why I love Barbelith. It's one thing to tell off a homophobic pompous jackass hack of a writer. But the consistency of wit was nothing short of glorious.

01:17 / 12.01.06

Wow. That thread had everything.

(I wonder what will happen when "Hawksmoor" discovers the truth about Apollo and Midnighter...)

Quantum

10:35 / 12.01.06

And a very satisfying image.

I watched Fargo last night, am now imagining Hawksmoor's socked foot sticking out of a chipper. So, so, so satisfying.

iamus

14:30 / 12.01.06

dude, have you seen hi5?
its a fucking onanists minefield, hotties one second, little kids the next...
you really have to have a good sense of timing and a solid blink action if you want to get anywhere before the final song.

or so i've heard.

never seen it myself.

Toksik actually makes me Gufaw. I don't think I've ever Gufawed before, except in an intentionally comical way.

He also makes me shudder. I've done that lots, though usually it's just in an innocently cold way.

Dead Megatron

19:45 / 12.01.06

The doomingest doom in all of Doomington

-New Tripplets

I know this place. It is the Capital of Doomshire, at the shores of Doom Bay

Mon Oncle Ignatius

21:22 / 12.01.06

Current chief executive? Thulsa Doom.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

03:44 / 13.01.06

Haus, regardless of the ironical contextication, in Creation:

Skin is being prepared, treated, analysed critically. This is the most important bath, perhaps, of her life.

For some reason, I quite like the use of the *gasp* passive voice. Suitable opening for a postcard story.

modern maenad

09:48 / 13.01.06

Phex, Conversation, Ringtones thread:

Theme tune from Pulp Fiction. Instead of saying 'I've got to take this call' I tell my friends 'everybody be cool! this is a robbery!'.

Jack Denfeld

15:33 / 13.01.06

Eddie 13 makes me laugh in Comics
That's preposterous. Warren Ellis doesn't believe in your silly "magic." Warren Ellis is a SCIENTIST!

The Falcon

16:26 / 14.01.06

Stoat, re: the man from t3h bleed:

Personally, I don't think he was a troll. I think he was a cock.

Succinct, mm.

Shrug

18:35 / 14.01.06

Dead mouse smell is just one of those things to get used to in life, I've found. Occasionally in your flat or workplace you'll smell that unforgettable smell that means a rodent has bought it under the floorboards or in the wall cavity. After 2-3 days they dry up or get eaten by ants and the smell goes away. Circle of life and all that, I s'pose.

Loomis being glib in the Mice thread.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:52 / 17.01.06

v for velvetvandal, on the appearance of Jimmy Saville in the Celebrity Big Brother house: (Dennis being Rodman, in case you're not watching).

Y'know what they should have done to Dennis when Jimmy came in, though? Pretended they couldn't see him. Saville, I mean. Convince Dennis that he's having some weird acid flashback of a strange old pixie-man in a tracksuit. That would have been amusing...

Triplets

12:54 / 18.01.06

Loomis tries to name Stoatie's puppy:

Or something Barbelith related? Scandal. Short version of her full name: Ass Candle.

Loomis

13:28 / 18.01.06

A slogan for our times, courtesy of Smoothly Weaving:

I think at some point a person has to admit that they're never going to know the right way to rub GEK.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

15:40 / 18.01.06

Mordant Carnival and the great call to arms:

We are in the business of the extraordinary, chaps and chapessess. We need to give an extraordinarily good account of ourselves.

I like the "We are in the business of the extraordinary."

Our Lady Has Left the Building

19:47 / 18.01.06

Yotsuba & Benjamin, in the Infinite Crisis thread,

See kids? Sometimes good comics do win.

Just for that sheer 'yay!' moment after months and months of everyone disliking most of Marvel and DCs output.

Smoothly

00:07 / 19.01.06

From the The Temple Forum thread.

I think of Barbelith as a street. On it are several pubs, where one may go for varying degrees of intelligent discussion (the Conversation is a big Wetherspoons), and a church.

Sax turns sentences like a close-up magician turns cards.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

01:10 / 19.01.06

I think I like...

Sax turns sentences like a close-up magician turns cards.

...just as much, Smoothly.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

04:11 / 19.01.06

While exploring ancient parts of the Film, TV, Theater forum, I came across this little gem.

"Wize Dragon" has a problem with the Harry Potter movie:

This is a film for no reason, except for making money, and before your 'liberal' views say 'Well what else do you expect?'. Know that I am tired of money making crap hitting the cinema, and selling Coca Cola to kids.

Cop Killer responds:

You know, I read this interesting article on how films are made to make money in No Shit magazine last month, apparently that's how capitalism works...

I couldn't help but chuckle. "No Shit" magazine. hee.

penitentvandal

08:01 / 19.01.06

Just because I say bad things about the Amritsar Massacre doesn't mean I'm going to take it if somebody starts slagging off going to the pub on a Sunday to read the papers.

fridgemagnet explains how one can be liberal and still like aspects of your country's culture better than Orwell ever could.

lord nuneaton savage

10:30 / 19.01.06

"I particularly liked the intestinal rupture experiment"

cOncept in the Autopsy program thread. I didn't see it but who could fail to agree with the sentiment?

Mike Modular

11:57 / 19.01.06

velvetvandal imagines Dennis Rodman usurping Mackem bloke as the new voice of Big Brother:

'It's day three in the Big Brutha house. Some kinda...I don' know what kinda shit is goin' on. I don't give a shit about this muthafucka. You wanna watch this muthafucka? Watch this muthafucka, I don't give a shit. I ain't watchin' this muthafucka. You watch it, I don't give a shit.'

Sax

13:58 / 20.01.06

all very exciting in a 'Dog in the Playground' way

Sleazenation in the "whale in the Thames" thread. Made me laugh, mainly because there was something inescapably exciting when a dog got into the playground at school.

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:09 / 20.01.06

Mordant in full flow. Is there anything finer?

Except now I can't just go and clean the kitchen for half an hour as a grounding excercise because I'm thinking hmm, housewight, God/desses ect. Is nothing profane anymore?

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