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Dead Megatron
17:11 / 04.01.06
Hey, I am on Barbe-quotes! That's so damn cool

And, as for the tattoo, I have to say I'm a big Transformers's fan. When I was a kid, they were my imaginary friends, so it has plenty emotinal meaning to me. I would have made the Autobots logo, but the Decepticon's is just cooler, y'know...

and remeber: "No one summons Megatron!"
 
 
doglikesparky
23:22 / 04.01.06
Thinking about this, I remember seeing one in which someone so much like Nigel Marvin I think it was Nigel Marvin was walking around the paleozoic reacting to CGI basilosaurs as if it were a a genuine field documentary - speaking in hushed tones, like Attenborough among the silverbacks, lest he disturb the green screen.

Smoothly Weaving shatters the illusion in the "Walking With..." thread over in Film, TV & Theatre.
 
 
The Natural Way
08:46 / 05.01.06
Haus, I think the "a girl!" bit in Tom's name refers to his kid.
 
 
Quantum
08:50 / 05.01.06
Talking of kids, how was the evil Lord Vladek's lego castle?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:21 / 05.01.06
Haus, I think the "a girl!" bit in Tom's name refers to his kid.

Yes, runce, I got that. A kid he had by HAUSING SEX WITH A LADY. At least once.
 
 
Ganesh
09:25 / 05.01.06
HAUSING SEX

Phwoooarr!
 
 
Ganesh
21:04 / 05.01.06
Doubtless I'm pissed and in lurve, but Xoc's

Who knew Laura Bush had such fat arms?

(over here) tickled my funny nodes.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:19 / 05.01.06
Aw, sweetie. I know it's not the weekend, but we can have sex anyway. You deserve it.
 
 
The Falcon
22:25 / 05.01.06
Assuming you two're not in the same room, I'd suggest you hasten to. Which is to say: 'Get a..'
 
 
Quantum
19:02 / 06.01.06
Did you actually read what I wrote or did you just mentally fill in a default selection from your private stock?

Mordant in the Eris thread
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
13:36 / 09.01.06
How does one become a rat-tickler? It's got to be better than my current job.

The Phantastic Mr Phox as the Happy thread considers the psychic wellbeing of rattus rattus.
 
 
ibis the being
19:38 / 09.01.06
we got drunk, aggressively spooned and SLEPT IN THE SAME BED

Fun with Phobias coins my new favorite phrase and possibly even new favorite sexual act (we'll see, once I try aggressively spooning) in his thread about unrequited loave. I can't look at it without giggling - I'll have to tape it to the fridge to cheer me up after a long day.
 
 
Ganesh
19:41 / 09.01.06
Does 'aggressive spooning' = 'sideways humping'?
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:04 / 09.01.06
sideways dry humping, maybe?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
20:15 / 09.01.06
thread about unrequited loave

My poor unrequited loaves, so desparately in love with the tortillas with whom they share the bread bin.

...sorry.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:24 / 09.01.06
This. Entire. Thread.
 
 
matthew.
20:31 / 09.01.06
I can't believe how level-headed you're being, Haus. I'd have blown my top yelling at this person for awhile. Good for you for being patient with him.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:52 / 09.01.06
Thanks for directing my attention thither, Haus. That is a gem. LOL ect.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:00 / 09.01.06
Who knew that my second most favourite ever barbelith thread would also be in the Creation. I will defend that forum with my shin bones. Hard day at work: go to creation. Feeling a bit low: go to creation. Someone just died: go to creation.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:16 / 09.01.06
What I like about that thread is that it quantifies exactly how many times dude was willing to type out:

Hawksmoor... From Teh Bleed

...Before even he got sick of it.
 
 
Smoothly
22:23 / 09.01.06
Nina is wise. Listen to her. Raelianautopsy got me through the death of Norris McWhirter.
 
 
Shrug
22:31 / 09.01.06
I <3 The Barb. (well not the guys, obv. that would be TEH GHEY)
 
 
The Falcon
23:07 / 09.01.06
That thread makes me feel like an idiot asshole.

It is funny, though.
 
 
Char Aina
23:07 / 09.01.06
no, its not big or clever.*
but it is funny!

Move on...you're acting like some spoiled kid, not having your way...do you always have to get the last word?

hawksmoor shows surprising self awareness when talking to himself in thread. strange that he calls himself 'totsik', mind.


*luckily i am both big and clever.
trifector!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:09 / 09.01.06
Same thread:

You lost this debate, bro. As far as i think, anyway.
 
 
The Falcon
23:25 / 09.01.06
Oh wow. I was so overwhelmed by the first sentence, I didn't even notice the second. Wowowowowow.

Was it Douglas Adams wrote about the fundamental impossibiliy of debating the stupid? Maybe Tolstoi. I forget.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:27 / 09.01.06
Goethe, possibly - "Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain"...
 
 
The Falcon
23:33 / 09.01.06
Actually, the Tolstoy (as it's correctly spelt, son) bit was me having a laugh. I'm sure I was reading some vaguely comic book in the last couple years had something along those lines; Tibor Fischer, most likely actually.
 
 
Char Aina
23:46 / 09.01.06
we don’t speak the word spelled anything but favorite over here.

quoted without comment.
 
 
*
01:59 / 10.01.06
Alternatively, find a couple of those little corn-on-the-cob fork things, and insert them under your toenails. Stress aplenty! Watch yourself grow!
Sound advice from ASK DR GANESH!
 
 
HCE
02:21 / 10.01.06
"“I rather enjoyed the first few minutes of this Debacle, but now, well, now it’s just become boring and repetitive.” "

Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
05:52 / 10.01.06
Oh cripes. And the formally wandering right hand...

I was feeling a bit bad about not having been nicer to Hawksmoor, but I think I'm rpast that.
 
 
alas
10:52 / 10.01.06
I wept, positively wept, while reading that thread, I was LOLling so hard. I had to stop in the middle because it just hurt. Toksik, you were so earnest, and kind.

I think my favorite (as we speak spell it here in God's Country) line was this precious gem:
Description sets the pace for a decent story and even more decent dialogue. I learned this in European Writing Linguistics, a class at NC State college in Raleigh, NC, which i attended for four years. If i'm wrong, then i suppose you'd better write them and tell them that they gave me top marks for that class for the wrong reasons, eh? LOL.

But, really, it's so hard to choose.
 
 
Spaniel
11:02 / 10.01.06
Made me laugh too.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
07:36 / 11.01.06
Jokesuit?
 
  

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