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Jack Fear
14:11 / 09.10.05
Killjoy.
 
 
Triplets
22:48 / 09.10.05
How dare I know something about paint when you have over 25 years of experience, HOWWW DAAARE IIIII? I will never express an opinion on this job again, lest I make the fatal error of BEING RIGHT, forcing you all to act like a bunch of turbo-douchebags.

Ibis names my new band over in the Urgh! Fuck! thread.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
04:22 / 10.10.05
Ibis's spleen is justified and well-documented, but the term "turbo-douche" is actually a coinage from an American radio program.
 
 
*
04:25 / 10.10.05
(There is no new thing under the... oh, hell. That's been done already too, hasn't it?)
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:18 / 10.10.05
Recently, over the last few months or so, I've been incorporating video games into my occult system, in particular the old skool Nintendo games I recall so fondly from my childhood. The very first Super Mario Bros. game, in particular, has always fascinated me, what with it's system of warp zones, reptilian adversaries, secret hidden places and trippy mushroom landscapes. The game follows a simple formula, in that Mario must fight his way through eight worlds of the Mushroom Kingdom, and at the end of each castle at the end of each world he expects to encounter the purpose of his quest, his Holy Grail, Princess Toadstool. Yet at the end of each world he never discovers her, instead he liberates a regular mushroom retainer (machine elf?) who thanks him but tells him that his "princess is in another castle". And so Mario's quest (for truth, illumination, uncovering a higher reality) continues.

Until, finally, at the end of world 8-4, he saves Princess Toadstool. It's the big climax our little Italian plumbergician has eagerly been awaiting. And what does the Princess say to him, after all this time?


A bit funny, but mostly headstetch-y and meaningful.
 
 
ibis the being
13:05 / 10.10.05
(Damn, no sooner do I get my first barbequote than it's ripped away from me. I feel like Milli Vanilli.)
 
 
Triplets
07:24 / 13.10.05
I've never had Firefox crash on me, unlike IE which crashed more often than a blind motorcycle display team.

Mr. Phox brightens a dull morning over in the barbeannoy thread.
 
 
Spaniel
21:40 / 13.10.05
Henningjohnathon explains how we should deal with super-villains, over in Comics.

I mean, after someone takes over your body, a memory wipe is the LEAST you'd expect to do to 'em. Superman and Batman may have this code against killing, but I don't see "castration by heat vision" and "permanent spinal paralysis" off-limits in the rulebook. In fact, I don't even see a rule book!!

Er, I think you'll find there is a rulebook, Henningjohnathon...

 
 
8===>Q: alyn
01:37 / 14.10.05
That picture is awesome!!!! It looks like they're hugging.
 
 
diz
04:09 / 14.10.05
And what does the Princess say to him, after all this time?

I don't know! I never made it to the end of Super Mario Brothers! Tell me!
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:51 / 14.10.05
I don't know! I never made it to the end of Super Mario Brothers! Tell me!

HereĀ“s the famous thank you from Princess Peach:

After beating Bowser, Mario walks over to the Princes and she says

"Thank you Mario! Your quest is now over. We present you a new quest."

The words "Push button B to select a world" then appear.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
08:38 / 14.10.05
Yay! Two shit threads for the price of one!

Petey Shaftoe/Flyboy being a little of a madam on my Poster X thread. He still replied to it, though.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:44 / 17.10.05
Example: A lot of people find Peter Carroll easier to read than Aleister Crowley. Since an idea really isn't worth much if it can't be communicated properly, one could rightly make the case that Crowley's work (particularly his early work) is largely irrelevant in the light of more accessible, modern thinkers such as Carroll, Leary, &c. This question is only irrelevant in academia where people think that the more confusing one writes, the smarter one is.

Doctor Benway makes the case for modernity.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
21:06 / 17.10.05
Paging Doctor Benway
 
 
Benny the Ball
22:26 / 17.10.05
"3-D Man is famous for not only possessing the most ludicrous costume but also the most ridiculous powers. He had the speed, strength, intelligence and agility of three men!

Doesn't help much if those three men are lame, crippled, autistic klutzes."

Henningjonathan in the Lame Ass Costumes thread.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
23:18 / 17.10.05
I mean, after someone takes over your body, a memory wipe is the LEAST you'd expect to do to 'em. Superman and Batman may have this code against killing, but I don't see "castration by heat vision" and "permanent spinal paralysis" off-limits in the rulebook. In fact, I don't even see a rule book!!

Castration by Heat Vision is a Trick Shot Devestating Attack. You'll need to roll like...a 28...but I can guarantee that you won't be having any more problems with Mister Luthor any time soon!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
22:08 / 18.10.05
I think watching a film is like going to visit people (or meeting people) whereas watching a TV series it's like living with them. Watching Serenity was like visiting people I used to live with- nice, but in a different way.

Stoatie in the Serenity thread. I don't know, I just liked the simile.
 
 
Tim Tempest
02:29 / 19.10.05
Double Stoatie Quotie:

"My instant reaction was that people who use text-speak don't DESERVE to be saved. They should all go to Hell. And I'll become a Christian just so I can believe they will, if that's what it takes."

From over in some thread about downloading the bible in text-talk.

It made me laugh. Text-Speak is stupid beyond words.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
05:11 / 19.10.05
A triple helping of Stoatie.

I've always had this vague idea about joining the Vice Squad just so I could participate in a porn bust, and run in, gun drawn, and shout "Stop or you'll shoot!"

Ah, giving me such memories of Deena Pilgrim's introductory monologue in the first issue of Powers.

Things that cops say that get them fired.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:47 / 19.10.05
Bloody hell. Steady on, everyone.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:54 / 19.10.05
Bloody hell, steady on everyone.
 
 
Sax
12:14 / 19.10.05
He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:39 / 19.10.05
In all fairness though Mr S, he has got a Corby trouser press...
 
 
Quantum
18:18 / 19.10.05
I feel like I should go and find a stoat quote, all the cool kids are doing it.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
18:22 / 19.10.05
Quote something from when we were trying to slip rodent names into conversation.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:38 / 20.10.05
Robot vomit! I think I'm in love.

Quoted completely out of context, fear of muesli in the Gives me a happy thread.
 
 
*
18:41 / 20.10.05
From the Hunting Lodge thread in Radio and Music, of course:

Gypsy Lantern

I forgot you had a song about Whitley Bay, which is where I grew up. Why do you have a song about Whitley Bay?!? I can't remember if you ever explained it to me or not?

The SZA

Two years from now you'll use methodologies adapted from the Gnostic Shaman Gonzo No-Wave Workbook to travel back in time along the bass strings that hold the cosmos together, whereupon you'll ejaculate the idea into the heads of Dan Chandler and Paul Brown with semen flung from your were-anteater cock.
 
 
Seth
01:21 / 21.10.05
I dunno, dude. I kinda feel like I'm lacking a punchline there.
 
 
*
06:34 / 21.10.05
I was waiting for someone to tell me you'd nabbed that line from someone else; I figured that would be punchline enough.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:47 / 21.10.05
I thought Gypsy provided a stellar punchline with:

Damn, that were-anteater cock is always getting me into trouble.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
15:07 / 21.10.05
Damnit, my computer's got a frikkin' virus! And I won't be able to get it fixed for at least six months! Or in any other way gain access to the internet during this period. Ain't life a real bitch sometimes?!!

Wise words from Oddman, in a thread I read late last night when my eyes were getting heavy, but can't seem to find again today.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
20:06 / 22.10.05
Worthy of The Little Book Of Barbarian Wisdom, m'thinks; sound advice from entity, here:

Have less attachment to your ideas. They're not you, they're just stuff that comes out of your keyboard.

I not sure exactly why, maybe its just the simplicity of the wording, but it made me smile. Nice.
 
 
Shrug
12:32 / 23.10.05
Suedey in the I am a bad decision maker thread:

Garden State! Suffer the... Braff!

I just typed that, didn't I...


And later, Mel:

It's not my fault Vordeman gave me shit letters.

Seppuku was all I could make.
 
 
Quantum
16:38 / 23.10.05
Oh, the halcyon days of Leaptopia...

Found my Stoatquote after all. In the words of the immortal* Stan Lee, 'nuff said.

*there can be only one
 
 
Tim Tempest
16:42 / 23.10.05
Wise words from Oddman


Alex, I am pretty sure that your grandmother has me confused with someone else, because I don't think that quote was mine...My computer is virus free.
 
  

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