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Another on of those weekends.....

 
  

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Utopia
21:45 / 04.05.02
well, [devil's advocate] fridge doesn't have to tell us. it could be a really horrible story, like "how i tore out my friend's uterus with a plunger." and maybe that friend with a missing uterus is someone on the board, let's say Tom. now i'm sure Tom wouldn't be too happy if fridgemagnet told us how he removed Tom's uterus with a plunger...
[/devil's advocate]
 
 
w1rebaby
21:45 / 04.05.02
Oh, okay.

We were both very drunk at the time, and I was licking her, and she pissed in my mouth. Except I was too drunk to realise at the time and, in my confused state, I took the unexpected emission as being some sort of female ejaculation, so I kept going. I only realised afterwards, thinking "that was kind of an odd taste".

I never mentioned it, and to be honest it probably wouldn't be something to bring up. "Er, you know last night... did you piss in my mouth?" "Um..." The relationship didn't last that much longer, anyway.

Now, I prefer oral sex after her going to the loo and then having a good shower.
 
 
Utopia
21:46 / 04.05.02
ha ha! great story fm, and no stupid remarks or anything! genuinly a good story!
 
 
that
21:47 / 04.05.02
It's worse if they are a coffee drinker. Believe me.
 
 
Utopia
21:49 / 04.05.02
or asparagus eaters. i'd assume.
 
 
Trijhaos
21:49 / 04.05.02
That wasn't inappropriate.

An inappropriate story would be more like

"Well it was a slow night at the video store, so my friends and I grabbed the school's mascot, a plunger, and enough money to purchase the services of a hooker....."
 
 
w1rebaby
21:51 / 04.05.02
It was cider IIRC. I guess if cider tastes like piss, then cider piss tastes like cider... or something along those lines.
 
 
that
21:51 / 04.05.02
Not sure. Never tried it with asparagus eaters... but if you ever want to give up coffee, that's certainly a good way to start.
 
 
that
21:53 / 04.05.02
I think this might be the sort of conversation that would get us kicked out of a 'Sex' forum...
 
 
Utopia
21:53 / 04.05.02
trij:wait wait, you think that's inappropriate.

as long as it doesn't end with "...so then we raped her." it's A-OK in my book!
 
 
Trijhaos
21:55 / 04.05.02
We? Nah! Not us. It was the mascot, using the plunger in ways not known to those of this earth.
 
 
w1rebaby
21:55 / 04.05.02
if you ever want to give up coffee, that's certainly a good way to start

Okay, so that's the last time I ever use the "do you want to come back to my place to have a coffee?" line...
 
 
that
21:55 / 04.05.02
Off to bed with me. Got 4 essays to write by the 15th, must locate brain and convince it to come home to roost for a couple of weeks. Nighty-night, people...
 
 
Utopia
21:57 / 04.05.02
yes, this is why the Sex forum can't exist...and this is just the tip of the iceberg. i'd give it...two days, tops, before a story like the one i just faux-quoted popped up. it's ok on a limited basis, provided that the names are changed to protect the guilty (or vomited on ), but the "screamer/groaner" thread has already caused enough trouble. besides, i don't think tom, with or without the uterus (aw, c'mon tom, just a friendly jab...actually, your's was just the first established male name i could come up with), is stupid enough to give the "thumbs up" to a sex forum.
 
 
Trijhaos
21:59 / 04.05.02
I took an anatomy class, so I should know this, but do can men have a uterus?

I'm going to feel really stupid when I find out the answer.
 
 
Utopia
22:00 / 04.05.02
no, what with fridgemagnet suckin' em all out!
 
 
w1rebaby
22:00 / 04.05.02
men can have a uterus

i have several, in jars
 
 
Utopia
22:01 / 04.05.02
in "jars"...you kids call it the strangest thigs...
 
 
Utopia
22:04 / 04.05.02
i'm off to write for a bit. so in the words of an old friend's kid, "Bah-Bah!
 
 
Utopia
14:28 / 05.05.02
let's rock this shit sunday style!
ugh--na na na naaaaaaa.
 
 
Trijhaos
14:31 / 05.05.02
Why aren't you in church? This is a holy day! Repent!
 
 
Utopia
14:41 / 05.05.02
i just walked my (ex)girlfriend to church, actually. gave a tip of the hat to jayzus, put on my headphones, and got the fuck out of there (and ended up walking thru Pridefest Philly, which is going on today). and besides, shoggoth has no need for redemption. so why aren't you in church, ass-butt? repent for all that evil rpg stuff you do...
 
 
Trijhaos
14:43 / 05.05.02
Why should I be in church? I'm a friggin' registerd minister and church is wherever I say church is. Today, church just happens to be in my room sitting in my comfy chair.
 
 
Captain Zoom
15:18 / 05.05.02
I am so sorry I missed out on that conversation last night. I think this has to be one of my favourite threads on the whole board.

And I'm really not sure what that says about me.

"Zoom's Selection Packs" hmmm? I'll put some thought into that, I will. Not that I've got a lot of thought left.

So I got a bit high last night. Ah, correction, I had meant to get a bit high last night and sit around reading Hitchhiker's Guide while Tara was at Spider-Man. But what I was smoking must have been really potent, 'cause I was on the phone with a friend later on and I don't think I was making much sense. Which filled me with pangs of guilt, 'cause I think talking to someone on the phone while you're stoned or drunk is pretty rude. And then Tara came home and couldn't believe how high I was. It kind of sucked 'cause I really hadn't meant to do it. Now had I been prepared......

Playing a new game with the Mage Knight kiddies today, called Heroclix. It's the same idea (simple wargame with stats on bases), but with Marvel Super-heroes. It looks pretty neat, though the sculpts appear to be late 80s to mid 90s Marvel, which is an era I really despise. But it might be fun, so what the heck.

I too have an oral sex/vomit story. Though the vomit got safely into the toilet, not all over my partner. My lasting guilt over this fact came from the fact that the poor girl had had a similar experience with another guy and it had produced feelings of inadequacy that really bothered her. And it really had nothing to do with her. I was just too stressed and too drunk. Damn. Now I feel bad about it again.

TGTM. Thank God Tomorrow's Monday.

(It's my day off.)

Zoom.
 
 
Trijhaos
15:23 / 05.05.02
This thread is great. Its like opening a box of crackerjacks. You just don't know what kind of neat toy surprise you'll find in the bottom of the box. Now, I'm not talking about these new-fangled crackerjacks with their shitty toy prizes. I'm talking about the crackerjacks from 10-15 years ago, when you got cool shit like decoder rings and all that.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
16:10 / 05.05.02
Sorry, no oral sex and vomit stories from me. All my oral sex stories are Gooooooooooood ones. Well, excpet for one girl who was so bad at it that I had to help things along.

Last night I got to indulge myself in one of my favorite activities...watching old, crappy exploitation flicks. I picked up the Something Wild Video DVD of Mondo Mod and some other mid 60's "Ohg my GOD they are HIPPIES!" movie, which had a couple of old 10 minute nudies, a LSD scare film and a short movie about how bippies are just a new version of the "lost generation" of the 20's.

I watched Mondo Mod and then listened to the commentary by Johnny Legend while working on my news parody...lots of great stories about the Sunset strip of the 60's and how it all fell apart fairly fast. The movie itself was cheap trash that isn't made any more...Ah, the Mondo Movies...

And this weekend, the drive-ins opened. I have to go a few times this year. Anyone want to come along with?
 
 
Utopia
19:36 / 05.05.02
daaamn, dude, you got a drive-in?! i long for a drive-in...
 
 
Trijhaos
19:45 / 05.05.02
drive-in? What is "drive-in"? It seems so familiar yet I can't put my finger on what it means exactly.

Jesus. Its been like 17 years since I've been to a drive-in.
 
 
Captain Zoom
20:05 / 05.05.02
I just remembered that there's a drive-in here in Oakville. Cool. Maybe I'll take my lovely lady there one night. And Tara can babysit .

So, Zoom's Selection Packs. If yer willing to pay the shipping, I'd be more than happy to send a sampling of what I got for free comic book day. Let me know. I'll also post in the comic forum to let people know. I'm keeping some to use as giveaway stuff, but I've got plenty to go around. Well, for a little while, anyway.

Zoom.
 
 
Trijhaos
20:11 / 05.05.02
Oooh!! Oohhh!!! Me! Me!!! I have money for shipping!! Pick me!! Pick me!!!

Wait....Is that US or Canadian dollars?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
21:11 / 05.05.02
Hey Zoom, I have a question....

Do you take paypal?

There are a couple of things I can't get at my local, and I woudl want to buy them from someone I know.

Now that I'm home, I have a question for people:

I am home and pretty wiped...I don't HAVE to be at work until 11 AM tomorrow. Should I go see the late show of Spider-Man tonight or stay home and catch up on the TV shows I've been taping and see it Wednesday at a matinee?

I will decide based on the votes.
 
 
Trijhaos
21:14 / 05.05.02
Isn't the matinee cheaper? I can't remember.

I say, stay at home, relax and catch up with the shows you've taped.

You don't really want to deal with people and stupidity and all that, do you?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
22:53 / 05.05.02
Yes, they are cheaper and I have decided to stay home and clean while watching TV. A cleaner house makes for a better mood.

I am so fucking boring.
 
 
w1rebaby
15:59 / 10.05.02
I guess it's about time to drag this old thing out once again. The most Important, the most Beautiful, the most Magical, saggy old thread in the whole wide world.
 
 
Trijhaos
16:03 / 10.05.02
Starting a bit early aren't we?

saggy? What are you talking about? This thread is just as perky and pert as when it first started.
 
  

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