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OK, so, sigil magic. I think this instruction should help you all to improve your practice.
First make your sigil. Easiest way to do that is just think of a sentence and then write all the letters of the sentence on top of each other. SIGIL GO! Totally incomprehensible.
This is the difficult bit. This bit really separates the majick men from the boys.
First up, trousers and pants off. Do _not_ be seduced into just pulling your pants down. It may be convenient, and it might be handy if your mum comes in, but it is not worth the risk that a sudden bunching might affect your pranic flow. Some favour an athletic support of some kind. That's a matter of taste.
Many disciples favour the lotus position or something amateur hour like that, but actually it's much better to lie down, especially when sitting in the middle of the room would make it harder to see the TV.
Now, if you want to achieve maximum cosmic power, _moisture is essential_. Hand cream is not only smooth and gentle, but also superbly deniable. Any mum-related issues can be easily resolved, especially if you have taken my advice and covered up in bed. What could be more normal than a young majickian moisturising his hands in bed with no trousers on. Or pants.
So, if you've got your sigil, your hand cream and a comfortable stance, you're ready to make the magic.
Start with slow, rhythmic acts of magic. Then speed up until you are performing magic furiously. DO NOT OVEREXTEND. Magic will come naturally. If you've charged more than three or four sigils, that day, limited results suggest that you might want to collect your energies by having a nap.
It has often been said that you should think of the mandala you have generated while charging the sigil. However, if you can manage five charges a day while thinking about an ink squiggle, you're a better practicing chaote than I am. Since you're probably trying to get sex with a hot lady, it often saves time to think about having sex with a hot lady. If your sigil is aimed at a particular lady, just think about her. If it's about getting sex with hot ladies generally and severally, that's a bit trickier. I find that the easiest and best way to do this is to use a "spiritual focus" or "totem lady" who has been the subject of constant etheric friction - just as a needle can be demagnetised, once magnetised, by repeated rubbing.
Tasha Yar, security officer of the USS Enterprise, is a good choice. In particular, this is because she is dead and therefore will not tell your mum. If you feel bad about using a dead person, remember that Denise Crosby is alive, but not as hot, and doesn't even know your mum anyway, so that's fine.
You should try to think as little about your mum as possible. Yes, it would indeed freak out the mundanes, but it's just icky and disruptive to the flow of magical energy. You can freak them out by telling them that you were thinking about their mum. You can think about their mum if you like. Messing with their minds.
Three minutes or so is enough for your average sigil. If you need an extra jolt of power, try taking a break halfway through. Stretch your legs. Listen to some music. Apoptygma Bezerk are both extremely magical and can cover even a medium-loud gasp of "Tasha". If you have chosen to supplement your practice with some pornography, don't forget to turn it down before you turn on the Bezerk. The mixture of slap-funk guitar and tenebrous evil can cause psychic feedback.
Now, if you have planned this all out well, you should have a fully charged sigil in the time it takes to download a PDF of Seth's Post-Modern Magic. Preparation, as ever, is very important. A true magus always has access to dry and wet wipes. You can get the latter from fried chicken places. Just take more than you need.
So, at the end of all that you have one supercharged sigil. Dispose of it, along with the wipes, and just wait for the magic to happen. There's no need consciously to forget the objective - just go straight into charging another sigil, thinking about something else. Possibly the young Marina Sirtis.
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