Big Brother 2006

23:25 / 31.05.06

Shit, I really think I'm going to have to cut the phone line. I really want to punish Sezer for this.

Lama glama

23:28 / 31.05.06

Where are Aisleyne and Sam on the whole matter? Aisleyne seems to be quietly agreeing with Grace (who along with Nikki, now seems to be awake). I had high hopes for Aisleyne, but agreeing with Grace equals social suicide.

23:28 / 31.05.06

Collectively, they've succeeded in isolating Richard and undermining his credibility in the eyes of those he gets on with, Lea and Nikki, who're now wondering if there can be all this smoke without fire. Nasty fucking cunts.

23:28 / 31.05.06

Sezer still parading around telling everybody else how to behave. Has started on Glyn now. While Grace is in the bathroom working on Nikki and the newbies.

23:33 / 31.05.06

Poor, poor sod. Richard's just not coping with this barrage of shit. Now he's out of the picture (gone to bed? garden? Diary Room?), Team SmugHet has finally acknowledged that there were at least four people mucking about with the wine, not just one.

Alex's Grandma

23:34 / 31.05.06

'Sezar, hello

'Hi big brother ... you sound foxy'

'That's not the point ...'

'Oh come on, you dig me, you bitch, I'm a sexy guy!

'That's all very well, Sexar, but the relevant machines

are going to have to take a sample'

'Yeah, yeah, a'right, whatever but not my old chap, not my

member of parliament!'

'No one Caeser, round here, would be interested in harming

you in that way exactly. You're a fucking good guy.'

'

23:34 / 31.05.06

Diary room to ask to leave. Are you watching +1?

23:38 / 31.05.06

No, E4. Adverts still. C'mon tv, we need closure before bedtime. The decapitation of Sezer would do.

23:39 / 31.05.06

Miss Wales drowned in the pool would be good too.

23:42 / 31.05.06

Lordy. Lord. Lord. Imogen, when you have managed to turn a whole house against one man you do not then go and attack his natural allies as well because they realise that your earlier attack was utter toss as well. It's called Machiavellian Thought 101.

If only that &*%^$% was up to I would be spoilt for choice.

23:42 / 31.05.06

That they are coming out with this hypocritical crap is bad enough but the air of entitlement with which they do so is infuriating. None of the other HMs seem to be standing up for Richard or themselves. I think Sezer has planted a seed of doubt that Richard has been badmouthing them to him behind their backs.

Imogen is disappointed with them all. Sheesh!

This is bad for my blood pressure. Fun though.

23:44 / 31.05.06

They're fucking weak. Richard and Pete in the garden. This is what I want to se.... TURN THE CAMERAS BACK TO THE GARDEN YOU BASTARDS.

23:44 / 31.05.06

Richard in the garden. Sweet Pete out being nice to him.

Ah, they heard me.

Pete expertly consoling Richard. Bless.

23:47 / 31.05.06

Richard now wondering if he's inadvertently "become a bully" towards Imogen. Just hope the poor bastard hangs around long enough to see Sezer go on Friday.

23:48 / 31.05.06

Pete looks so good in that hat. Even having him sit next to you when the ugly's have attacked you must make you feel a bit better.

23:49 / 31.05.06

Awwww. They're so sweet and nice together. Surely Richard must garner the slash vote.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:50 / 31.05.06

BUY KIT KATS I NEED TO GO IN AND HELP THE BULLIED CHILDREN.

23:50 / 31.05.06

Is Sezer still looking likely to go on Friday? Will the GBP agree with Barbelith that he's made himself look worse tonight?

Lama glama

23:53 / 31.05.06

Sezer and Imogen are starting to believe their own lies.

Sezer: "When we all get out of here, we'll see the tapes and everyone will see that we were in the right."

(Or words to that effect.)

Yes, Sezer, they will see how much of a twatbiscuit you are. The frequency of these adbreaks is starting to annoy. More Pete/Richard hugging! Now!

23:56 / 31.05.06

Sezer sooooo sure Richard's pissed on his chips and he, Sezer, now has the upper hand. Suggesting of Richard's bewildered, tearful threat of leaving (which I think he's now recanted), "that's a man who knows he's done wrong". He and Imogen are now calling Richard a "lying, cheating" thirtywhatever who's old enough to know better than to bully a twenty-three year old (Imogen). Imogen has become the damsel in distress who requires protecting from Teh Evil Gayer - which is deeply ironic, since Richard is possibly the least misogynistic male in the House (with the obvious exception of Saint Pete).

23:57 / 31.05.06

So Richard wants to walk too, huh? Only two days till the next eviction, so hope BB can twist his arm to hang on till then. The sight of Disgrace and Imogen dealing with Sezer losing the public vote and screwing their alliance would be worth hanging on for, Dickie.

Wonder how BB will edit this tomorrow's for highlights show? Could generate a lot of anti-Sezer votes from the Earthbound tv viewers surely.

00:01 / 01.06.06

Imogen - the innocent "little girl" - is fairly coming out of her shell now, with the Dickie-hate. It's frustrating that the bulk of the group, including Lea and Lisa, are now sitting listening to Sezer and Imogen reiterate their skewed version of events. I suspect the sheer vehemence of the three-pronged attack on Richard has thrown people, made them wonder whether there must be something going on. Richard, comprehensively 'othered', is now almost entirely isolated, while those who've ripped the other Housemates to pieces behind their backs now preach the virtue of 'straight-talking' to those same Housemates.

00:04 / 01.06.06

Does Pete seem angry to anyone else?

00:05 / 01.06.06

Richard absolutely certain he's blown it - made a tit of himself on national television. "I'm scared to go back in".

Lama glama

00:06 / 01.06.06

He does seem a little idignant. I like how he called the non plastics, the beautiful people. Pete loves love!

00:09 / 01.06.06

Does Pete seem angry to anyone else?

As angry as he gets. At least he's out there talking to Richard. Richard seemed quite hurt that Nikki was choosing to side with "the plastics", believing them rather than him. I'm surprised that Lea and Lisa are still there, listening to Sleaze and Immodium elaborate their shared delusion of the House dynamic.

"The best way to sort out problems in this House is to talk to the person" - yeah, unless they're a "hood rat" or a "whore", one assumes.

00:09 / 01.06.06

Come here and let me give you a cuddle, Richard, you poor fucker. All this drama and you were wearing a Weezer wig. Sounds like he's working through a mental list wondering where his supporters were where that was going on. Nobody at all coming to his aid.

The Plastics know that their treachery and doubledealing will be seen by the cameras but that the other housemates won't see that till it's too late to cause them problems. Still all sitting about on the couches waiting to ambush Richard when he reappears from the garden. Pontificating about all the things that they would never do that they do every day without the shadow of self awareness troubling them. Sezer's Miss Manners suddenly, advising on social etiquette. Semtex enema time!

00:12 / 01.06.06

Sezer: "I'll have a word with Pete tomorrow". Yes, because it's important to cut off the one individual who's out there reassuring Richard that he's not the bad guy here. Sezer's high on (what he perceives to be) his own alpha triumph, this evening.

00:13 / 01.06.06

Fucking E4. Richard finally reenters the lounge area and they go immediately to a break. Rrrrrrrrrrg.

00:19 / 01.06.06

Imogen told Richard earlier, "If you were a real man you'd stay", presumably because a) being a big poof, he's not a real man, and b) she's a little worried that, if he walks, Sezer has a 1 in 2 chance of being evicted rather than 1 in 3. Watching she and Sezer magnanimously accept Richard's apology for his behaviour is teeth-grinding in the extreme. Let's just hope Friday vindicates him and fucks Team SmugHet sideways.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:20 / 01.06.06

Richard: so apologetic! Stop!

Imogen: oh, there you are, revealed at last! FUCK OFF.

Sezer: I wish I could text SLEAZER.