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Big Brother 2006

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:02 / 31.05.06

Anyway, I said I was warming to Richard... I'll probably be his biggest fan by the end, the way these things work out.

22:03 / 31.05.06

Hey, it's good-dirty. Savour it...

Tryphena Absent

22:19 / 31.05.06

Nikki's intricate often extraneous hand motions during nominations had my flat in fits of giggles?

Sssshhhh. I may have been informed earlier that Nikki in the diary room getting annoyed is me when I'm really, really angry. Nikki is scary, not funny. Sccaarrryy.

22:34 / 31.05.06

Oh fuck off, sanctimonious Sleazer. Now Vern's ranting ineffectually too. Cocks. Somebody hit them both over the head with the clandestine bottle of wine. Wankers!

22:36 / 31.05.06

In case anyone's forgotten:

To vote for Sezer, text SEZER to 84444 or call 09011 32 33 13

Tryphena Absent

22:42 / 31.05.06

I am finding Sezer's shirt offensive. I suppose I'd better ring that number (by the phone in the kitchen until Friday).

Tryphena Absent

22:44 / 31.05.06

Oh dear he thinks he's so far from a homophobe. He has gay friends. Annnnddddd back to the phone.

22:45 / 31.05.06

Oh, Plastic Population getting verrrrry hot under their collars. Going at Richard like Rottweilers. Imogen totally losing her cool and Sleazy droning on and on and on. Richard should just wheesht and let them make arses of themselves.

I see Sezer has got out of bed to make sure nobody's drinkling any booze while the Plastics are sleeping. He has several cans of beer shoved up his cardie now.

Imogen's sick of this fucking backstabbing...

Mikey's fury being expressed incoherently in staccato bursts of jumbled phrases.

Interesting to hear them resconstruct their take on the past several days. Absolutely none of it making any sense but not stopping for a minute to allow a contrary viewpoint. Hopefully, Richard is keeping stumm because they're talking such transparent crap.

22:51 / 31.05.06

Sezer defending Mikey's right to express how much he agrees with Sezer and then talking all over him anyway. Oh, how much do I dislike some of these grotbags!

22:52 / 31.05.06

Christ, Richard = teh Great Satan. Team SmugHet need a major rocket up their collective arse. Backkk to the 'phone.

Tryphena Absent

23:03 / 31.05.06

Nooooooo. Digital Spy's frozen. I can't make sure this will work out for Richard.

23:04 / 31.05.06

Now Big Brother will be texting me back at 4 a.m. to thank me for my vote. Rrrrrrrg. Oh well, have to discharge some of the SezerHate or I'll be too steamed up still to sleep.

Bless. Poor, rambling, unintelligible Vernon still prattling on trying to argue with Richard. It's like Ronnie Corbett dipping his tongue in a bag of speed and going head to head with Mike Tyson. Eejit! Sezer has wound up his spring and fucked off to bed and left him gibbering. Mikey has no idea what his point is and is consequently making a fool of himself. He's too unaware to know it though. Bit like a dodgy newbie arguing with Haus.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:05 / 31.05.06

Yes, I just clicked on a thread called "it's all kicking off" and DS fucked up.

Someone who's at home and has telly, WHAT'S GOING ON???

23:05 / 31.05.06

This is the most I've heard Mikey saying for the two weeks and it seems to be mostly bullshit. He's just spouting the same couple of sentences again and again, trying to wear down Richard. Richard seems to be regaining his composure and saving face, most excellently. Excuse my ignorance, but what kind of accent is Mikey's?

Princess Nikki seems to be sleeping through the kerfuffle.

23:06 / 31.05.06

Could whoever finally inserted Mikey's batteries change his channel? He's stuck on the same barely coherent "you're hypocritical" rant, in which Richard is accused of allll sorts. I'm really not understanding why the collective ire of Team SmugHet has suddenly been focussed aggressively on Richard. There's maaajor en masse projection going on here.

23:07 / 31.05.06

Cross-posted with Xoc on the Vern' spouting crap matter.

Tryphena Absent

23:08 / 31.05.06

Aah, Sezer wants mutual respect. Presumably the same kind of respect he has for Imogen because she doesn't want to sex him in the Big Brother house.

Xoc, read your comment then Mikey told Richard he was twisting the topic. Spot on!!!

23:08 / 31.05.06

Excuse my ignorance, but what kind of accent is Mikey's?

Twattish.

23:09 / 31.05.06

Llama, Mikey's one of mine. A scouser.

MIKEY, RETURN

*chhk choo chaa chk chaaa*

23:10 / 31.05.06

I think it would be in Mr Dick's best interest to smack Mikey, hard, in the face. There's really no excuse for this.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:10 / 31.05.06

WHAT'S GOING ON???

23:10 / 31.05.06

Chokeslam!

23:12 / 31.05.06

Richard is being accused of being a bully by self-identifying bully Sezer.

Anna, I believe you have another reason to text now.

Tryphena Absent

23:12 / 31.05.06

Sezer is accusing Richard of bullying Imogen. We are ringing again.

23:13 / 31.05.06

THIS IS BIG BROTHER. WOULD SEZER COME TO THE DIARY ROOM IMMEDIATELY!

Tryphena Absent

23:13 / 31.05.06

CROSS POST!

Sezer is in the diary room. It has gone to ad break. I have to be at work by 9am. I guess I'm going to be a bit tired tomorrow.

tea and biscuits

23:14 / 31.05.06

Lovely to see that Sezer desperately wants to fuck a "defenceless little girl".

23:14 / 31.05.06

Only Edvard Munch could express precisely the emotions I'm currently feeling.

And I could make a Francis Bacon out of that little ned, Sezer.

23:17 / 31.05.06

Stoatie, as far as I'm able to tell (from Xoc and DS - I was in the bath), it started when Richard, Pete and Lisa (or Glyn?) hid a bottle of wine. They were discovered by Team SmugHet, who all started screaming at Richard, and continued for around half an hour. The argument (which, presumably, was never solely about wine in the first place) became about Richard being "two-faced" and "hypocritical", with Imogen particularly losing it. Richard retaliated by telling Imogen to her face that he thought she was "false". Mikey rambled incoherently. Sezer came out of the bedroom again, and is now accusing Richard of bullying "that child" Imogen, who apparently has never said or done anything remotely hypocritical, and neither has he. RIchard's attempting to tread a line between being conciliatory while standing his ground - and Sezer and Mikey are continuing to harangue him. Sezer's calling Richard a "fucking prick" and has been called to the Diary Room by the sternest Big Brother voice so far.

Phew!

23:20 / 31.05.06

He's threatening leaving! NO DICKIE! NOO!

tea and biscuits

23:21 / 31.05.06

Richard has been apologising solidly for the past half hour (whilst also holding his ground). Someone accept it for goodness sake!

Tryphena Absent

23:21 / 31.05.06

Aisleyne is much prettier without make up.

Richard is a lovely, lovely man and doesn't deserve Imogen heaping her prescriptions about what a man is on him. What a disgusting person she is, I don't blame him if he does leave. He doesn't deserve to be in that hell chamber.

23:21 / 31.05.06

They keep saying to Richard - possibly the most reasonable person in the room - "you've had a few drinks", while continuing to throw accusations at him.

23:25 / 31.05.06

Richard is sooooo reasonable. Don't keep apologising to these wankers! Not that it works with Imogen anyway. She's intent on demolishing the poor sod. And Mikey still making meaningless sounds. The empty vessel surely does make the most noise.

Now Sezer has planted the idea in Lea's head that Richard has been slating her behind her back. Bastard! Sezer out, Sezer out, Sezer out!

23:25 / 31.05.06

It's a focussed team attack on Richard from three out of the four core SmugHets (Grace managing to sleep this one out). It's... it's like L*rd *f th* Fl**s.

Sezer reiterating, "he's made himself look a cock in front of the public - and he knows he's up for eviction".

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