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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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Jack Vincennes
20:30 / 21.05.06
Boboss -ouch. I missed that, so he obviously seemed fairly nondescript to me.
 
 
Spaniel
20:41 / 21.05.06
Yeah, Fly, that's why I qualified my statement with reference to the tape.

As a matter of interest, what makes a very wrong American?

Someone who habitually and unrepentantly describes their experience of other people as "enjoyment".
It's an Americanism that I absolutely hate. Ibis used it the other week, and I had to take her up on it, she duly apologised having seen the error of her ways.
 
 
Ganesh
21:46 / 21.05.06
(Seeing today's highlights show...)

Shahbaz really needs a punch in the neck. All this "please, let me finish then I'll listen to you" then allowing whoever he's talking to to say two words before interrupting again. And I honestly think "that's what I'm like, I'm not going to change" doesn't cut it when someone's clearly uncomfortable being touched. Shitbag.
 
 
Ganesh
21:53 / 21.05.06
And now he's getting his cock out. Niiice.
 
 
Spaniel
22:00 / 21.05.06
I'm sort of starting to feel sorry for him. He's clearly not very good at the whole living-in-the-world-with-other-human-beings thing. But then I'd rather he wasn't anywhere near me, or anyone else for that matter.
 
 
Ganesh
22:07 / 21.05.06
He's faintly Princess Dianaesque in that he combines an apparently insatiable need to be centre of attention (I suspect he feels, on some level, that if he's out of the limelight, he's not existing) with a flair for self-destructive passive-aggression. And, as with the Princess of People's Hearts, there's stuff to like about Shahbaz - but even his seeming altruism and acts of concern/kindness toward other Housemates is heavily tinged with self-centredness. I feel sorry for him, but I feel sorrier for those who have to live with him.
 
 
Spaniel
22:10 / 21.05.06
I think I might have to kill him if I had to live with him.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:25 / 21.05.06
I have now seen Shabba's cock on TV. Having to witness him telling them that they will see it hard before he leaves the house was a little bt disturbing. This not-so-momentous event will take place in the next few weeks presumably and thankfully it will have to be edited out.
 
 
Ganesh
22:31 / 21.05.06
I guess that's one difference. Princess Diana never got her cock out on television.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:32 / 21.05.06
There's something very League of Gentlemen about Shahbaz.
 
 
Spaniel
22:36 / 21.05.06
Yes there is.
 
 
Sniv
22:37 / 21.05.06
I felt really sorry for Glyn when he was confronting Shahbaz. The guy has an obviously sketchy grasp of English and instead of letting him compose and express himself Shahbaz talked over him and was far too quick to jump to accusations of homophobia. Has the man never heard of personal space? And the fact that some people don't like being touched by people they don't really know.

I'm sure there are things to be said about Glyn growing up in a (presumably) straight environment and not being too familiar with face-to-face contact with gay people, rather thin his hating them (he's probably quite similar to last year's Anthony in that regard). You can't shake out 20-odd years worth of social conditioning overnight. It doesn't make him a bad person if he's uncomfortable when a gay guy displays affection towards him, does it? I mean, remembering the circles I grew up in, most straight 19-year-old guys would consider that ther worst nightmare (not that I'm saying this position is a very healthy one to adopt, I'm just trying to see where Glyn is coming from).

Next time Shahbaz touches him, he should thump him on the arm, playground style - "How do you like being touched, Mr feely?" (on a side note, one of the women should do this to Sezer or the Vernon-a-like too)
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:41 / 21.05.06
I think Glyn's just confusing feeling uncomfortable because Shabba is gay and feeling uncomfortable because Shabba is Shabba. Hopefully he'll learn the difference in the next few weeks.
 
 
Lama glama
23:48 / 21.05.06
I'd like to give Glyn the benefit of the doubt, simply because he genuinely doesn't seem to take issue with Shabba (I really should go and see how to spell his name) for the reason that Shabba seems to think. The man just doesn't like being touched by a stranger double his age. If Shabba doesn't learn to respect social boundaries, then he's in for an increasingly horrific time and so are his housemates.

Just took a peek at the live feed a while ago and it seems like he's having an argument with Lea, after apparently calling her an idiot, or being called an idiot..I'm not too sure, what with the mess of shouting. Speaking of shouting, whenever Shabba raises his voice (which is often) he increasingly sounds like Robin Williams playing Mrs. Doubtfire.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:59 / 21.05.06
ITS A PERFORMANCE, ITS A PERFORMANCE, ITS THEATRE

Please, more monologues to every camera you see, Shabba, its your house, your performance! Why let those pesky people get in the way of what's going on in your mind? Indeed, just laugh as if they are ignorant when they are unaware of the special rules that govern you, and only you.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:02 / 22.05.06
I like Dawn.
 
 
Lama glama
00:05 / 22.05.06
Definitely. She's eloquent, intelligent and can actually get a word in edgeways with Shahbaz. And then those fucking birds start singing mid conversation.
 
 
Lama glama
00:22 / 22.05.06
He's also the worst compulsive cleaner I've ever seen. Moving cushions from one spot to another defies logic. It's insane Shahbaz logic, it is.

Dawn has terrific inter-personal skills, but I suppose as a fitness instructor, those are probably required.

Edit: Ah, just looked up her profile. She's an excercise scientist.
 
 
Triplets
02:34 / 22.05.06
Big ups to Big Dick comforting Leah (shedding a teah) earlier after a Shahbitching.

He's a big softy.
 
 
Jub
10:30 / 22.05.06
I came to that argument late and just saw BD telling everyone not to talk to Shahbaz. The elderly blonde woman (joke!) was saying "no-body calls me an imbecile!" - was that all he did to her? Tourettes guy looked a bit put out they were ostracising Shahbaz.
 
 
Sax
10:34 / 22.05.06
I reckon Glyn might turn into a right sweetie over the next few days. A possible winner.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:54 / 22.05.06
Are you sure? He strikes me as being a little simple. Not that every previous winner was a genius...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:27 / 22.05.06
You're talking about show that Anthnee won last year.
 
 
Sniv
13:29 / 22.05.06
Crikey, on the live stream at the moment, Nikki is crying because the jumper she's wearing (not hers, apparently) stinks of BO! Oh my fucking god!! Crisis!!! How does she make it through life, I wonder (covered in cotton wool seems to be the answer).
 
 
Spaniel
13:46 / 22.05.06
But of course, that's not really why she's crying. She's crying because she wants her suitcase.

That begs the question, why does she want her suitcase so badly? It almost certainly has something to do with feeling out of control/powerless and attempting establish some order/power. It's interesting that so far both of her ostensible complaints have revolved, at least to some extent, around issues of cleanliness. It wouldn't surprise me if Nikki has some funny hang-ups about clean and pure bodies.
 
 
Smoothly
14:04 / 22.05.06
I'm quite enjoying Nikki. She was good during grower-gate last night as the last flaccid crutch to Shebang's self-esteem withered in a cold shower of jeers and mock-gagging ("I'm 24 years old; now show me your cock! ... Urgh, that's pathetic!"). Nik and Dick are shaping up to be a formidable tag-team. I enjoyed the way they bonded over a childhood love on Stickle Bricks and mum-made play doh.

Has Bonneh said anything yet?
 
 
Spaniel
14:06 / 22.05.06
I'm quite enjoying Nikki.

Just stop it.
 
 
Smoothly
14:11 / 22.05.06
Don't be like that, Boboss. Can't we all just try to enjoy eachother?
 
 
Shrug
14:47 / 22.05.06
Just chiming in to say, I really would not like to have my clothes and belongings denied to me like that. I don't understand the extremes of Nikki's behaviour but I can certainly sympathise with and forgive them. In a situation where perception is paramount (not just within the house but with a veritable nation watching) I'd feel completely de-armoured. What a gut punch! I'd also feel pretty uncomfortable wearing other people's clothes, it isn't something I'd ever choose to do unless it was someone for whom I felt great affection. The more I think about it, the more I realise how much I'd hate to be in a situation like that.
 
 
Jub
15:17 / 22.05.06
Shrug, I'm willing to bet you've never applied for BigBro. They can hardly be surprised this is happening?
 
 
Lama glama
15:38 / 22.05.06
I'm not enjoying (!) Nikki anymore, ever since I caught her BO outburst on the hour late live feed. How exactly does one transfer their BO by sitting on top of a cardigan. If anything, there would be an entirely different smell after Dawn sat on top of it.

Hm, it seems like Sezer is in the Big Brotherhood now, despite Shahbaz's earlier protestations (or more likely, because of them).
 
 
Shrug
17:26 / 22.05.06
Shrug, I'm willing to bet you've never applied for BigBro. They can hardly be surprised this is happening?

Oh no of course I didn't! But long, long ago my younger self appeared on television and I must say I didn't like the sensation or experience even a little.

Reg suitcases: It's cruel and unusual isn't it? They've only done this to Kitten before and her reaction was equally terrible. So, I still can't help but feel sorry for Nikki despite a perhaps astounding lack of foresight and coping mechanisms.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:51 / 22.05.06
Didn't they hold Stuart's suitcase back for a while, too? It's happened to one of teh male HMs, anyway.
 
 
The Falcon
18:07 / 22.05.06
I am NOT enjoying teh Nikki at all, after that risible outburst I sat through on Saturday(?) wherein for a brief, blissful moment it looked as if her crinkly forehead and jutty chin, and head in general, might do the explodo from misprioritising.

Alas, it did not. She is my most hated for now, and I think I will be unable to rest until she is gone.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:22 / 22.05.06
Shabba is weeping in his bed. Perhaps he has lost the power to sit/stand/walk? His "family" gathers around him in his last hours. He will starve, he cannot eat unless he knows everyone is happy, alas there is someone unhappy on the planet so he may never eat again.

Which movie is he imitating now? Oh wait, apparently after the advert break he is going to be The Prisoner. We can only hope that he will attempt escape and no giant white ball will stop him (unfortunately I already know that this has not happened).
 
  

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