pete to win, easy. local paper's been full of 'nice guy' stories from his friends and family for days, and he goes around barking 'wanker' at wankers all the time. what's not to like?
think the nikki one's got chestule enhancements too. reckon any of the girls sauf dawn and lea will lez it up with each other the second they're nominated. i think that mikey one, and that george one, and sezer the geezer will demand it of the young ladies anyway - quite right too, eh fellas? i'm glad that heterosexual men are so roundly represented in the house this year - wot no racists though? hope the chaps manage to find some of that stuff in their souls soon, otherwise they just won't be convincing as modern blokes. i can hear that excellent scouse one wailing about the england scores already. blokes are great.
like the sexual terrorist loads too, i'm hoping he breaks the back of the posh one (don't care which posh one) before week two.
and shabazz, he's pretty on-the-rad, really lke the way he worked that check shirt, esp. given that he must have bought it in a charity shop for pence. and his wave was perfected weeks ago, and it was worth every minute of practice.
and the welsh ones, they're just fucking hilarious, and not only because of the funny way they talk: 'beauty contests are an achievement' lass and the hoff wannabe who has similar delusins of 'i'm ace me'. they probably would rather be referred to as 'waleian', it's just a hoot when they try that one.
can't really remember the others - oh, the mouthy manc/chinese one yep, her as well, she's great. |
