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7 Soldiers: The Bulleteer

 
  

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Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
16:24 / 02.02.06
Stone: I love how Thumbilina shrinks by way of needle into her purse, which becomes her vehicle to get to and fro. Metaphor for addiction to the material, materialism and mobility, plus consciousness reduced to focus on purely material concerns?

You could probably also throw in Nanoman and Minimiss from Flex Mentallo, who shrink down to generate an entire universe from the quantum level up-- they reduce consciousness to generate a purely physical world.
 
 
Colonel Kadmon
16:26 / 02.02.06
I think Chad hit the bullet on the head there when he asked "Why are they trying to kill Alix?" Surely, she's done nothing to rankle the sheeda, indeed seems reluctant to get involved with anything other than avenging her husband's death.

Liked that Thumbelina planted that little spider-bug on Alix's shoulder.

We also see some nice shots of the New York architecture that GM seemed so intent on bigging up at the beginning.

The return of Vigilante - dod not see that one coming.

All that, and a King Crimson reference in the title, adds up to an excellent issue. With only five more to go, I'm desperate for the climax of this thing. This has been a year-long fortnightly juggernaut and I WANT MORE!
 
 
Mario
17:21 / 02.02.06
"Why are they trying to kill Alix?"

Couple of possibilities...

1) Her powers mean they cannot infect her. That makes her a threat.

2) She was supposed to be one of the original 7. Ne-Bu-Loh wants all 7 dead.

3) My "Spear" theory.
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
17:43 / 02.02.06
how does Alix pee?
 
 
Mug Chum
18:10 / 02.02.06
Hector, now you're just trying to put her in the superpornsoup with the other girls.

But it is a valid question. I mean, I'm sure the ear is not the only way to kill her, no matter how poetic that was. I would give her some poisoned food, but that would be a cheap way to kill and to die.
 
 
COBRAnomicon!
18:14 / 02.02.06
how does Alix pee?

Smartskin only bonds to skin. Your urethra isn't lined with skin, so she's good to go there. And since Smartskin's obviously flexible, it's safe to assume that sphincters would work normally and...

What?
 
 
Mario
18:15 / 02.02.06
One assumes her internal organs function as before. She doesn't have shiny teeth, for example. The ear was simply the easiest way to get to something vital.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
18:25 / 02.02.06
Her eyes have been covered over, though; she lost her pupils. When the smartspunk is infecting her in #1, we have a clear shot of her with one normal eye and one submerged eye. I wondered about that.
 
 
COBRAnomicon!
18:30 / 02.02.06
Hmm. I suppose a smartskin urethra/bladder would still function, as long as everything's flexible enough. If you go much further upstream than the bladder, I think you'd start running into trouble. I can't imagine Smartskin intestines working all that well.
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
01:36 / 03.02.06
the question was stupid, but I haven't read #3 yet and read someone here saying the ear was maybe all she had left uncovered. anyway, the thought might add to all the superporn thing.
 
 
Mug Chum
12:21 / 03.02.06
Why does Alix suddenly accepts to 'team up' for a superhero team (assuming 'terrific three' is not just a akward way to say 'menage'... I mean yeah she did seem pleased with MG exposing and humiliating himself on the floor and the Big Thunder showin' up but...)? I mean I thought she didn't want to have anything to do with that life, and the whole bodyguard scheme was just to make a living.

I keep thinking that she asking for help 'to find Sally Sonic' was in some way "hey make me superpornostar for a few moments". 'Cause she proposes the team up for fiding SS and then she's just back home...
 
 
Mario
13:29 / 03.02.06
I did notice that Alix seemed a little obssessed with finding Sally Sonic. I mean, she followed Thumbelina into a bathroom to ask her about it, and when she suggested the team up, the first idea she had was "you can help me find Sally Sonic".
(Notice that Sally had not, of yet, actually done anything particularly villainous.) You get the feeling that the only reason she took the gig was to dig up dirt on Ms. Sonic?

Re-reading another page, am I the only person who found that "sooner than you think" line from Hollywood a little suggestive/ominous?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
14:38 / 03.02.06
It actually doesn't surprise me that much that Alix would go after Sally; sure, she hasn't done anything villainous, but Alix has just found out that her husband had this whole other life going on behind her back. And he's dead, which means she can't get any closure from the marriage through him. She went looking for Sally either for revenge or understanding.

It's possible she went looking for both, but I think Alix will remain the one emergency silver bullet like the Vigilante kept with him at all times ... even with Sally beating her up, I don't think Alix will truly accomplish revenge. I think she'll end up making peace with Sally to make peace with Lance.

And with regard to the Terrific Three. I'd say she was doing what she always does ... listening to their needs and figuring out how to placate them or relax them. Getting into character. The fact that she worked with autistic situation seems important here, she would have a lot of skill in reachinig out to people. As well, she realized in #1 that while she didn't start out wanting to be a superhero, it's just another way of helping people and she can take that idea and run with it.
 
 
Mr Tricks
20:12 / 03.02.06
I agree on Alix's motavation for loking for Sally. Curious why Sally would seek out Alix.

I find myself wondering if MGM's destiny is to be the Spear that was never thrown. Perhaps his fate would parallel WING's in being a sort of secret 8th soldier that's officially honored AFTER his death.

His lack of "career/mini-series" might indicated that unthrown spear.
 
 
LDones
20:48 / 03.02.06
I was thinking that about our Mindgrabbing/groping friend as well.


I was also thinking today about why Sally Sonic would go through the trouble of tracking down ALix after the damage had been done. Is she just a fixating sadist?

I imagine there are two possibilities - one is that she wants revenge for Lance Harrower's death. I doubt she was in love with him, but perhaps she was looking to use him as a meal ticket once Smartskin broke market.

Really, I think Sally's primary motivation will be revealed as stemming from her deep sense of loneliness at never being allowed to grow up because of her superpowers - bringing the ongoing theme of the arrested development in the concept of superheroes to fruition again - the consequences of permanent adolescence.

We've seen it from the male end of the spectrum on numerous occasions in this series (Ed Stargard, among others) and Bulleteer is touching the female aspect of it - more along the same lines as the women's panel at the superhero convention were discussing - "Are these our only choices as women in the superhero community?". More themes of damaged female ideas, like we've seen in Gloriana and Ystin. More themes about growing up, or failing to.

Remember, Sally's in her 70's. She's the dark side of Alix - what she could be down the line if she doesn't cope well with this unwanted change in her life. Alix without the grounded perspective and moral identity.

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Also: Spyder smelling Alix's undies - I adore Spyder.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
21:05 / 03.02.06
LDones: I imagine there are two possibilities - one is that she wants revenge for Lance Harrower's death. I doubt she was in love with him, but perhaps she was looking to use him as a meal ticket once Smartskin broke market.

It's possible she was hoping that once embossed with smartskin, Lance would be capable of being her immortal lover; he was an actual possible candidate for a partner, because his research was into a means of producing immortality. She wouldn't have to break up with him to avoid watching him grow old and die, a weird mirror image of Lance's concern over Alix's aging.

Whether or not she loved him, Sally may have tried to convince herself that Lance could be the man she was looking for.

Also: Thumbelina says that Sally's kick is turning men against their wives. Presumably, their ordinary mortal wives who get to grow up and potentially grow old with the men...
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
14:00 / 04.02.06
wait, SALLY's 70? wasn't MGM talking about Lil' Hollywood? it seemed to me he was her "mimbo".

loved this issue, even though Alix was pretty much a supporting character... hm, "supporting" goes well with her listening function. what WAS that dialogue between her and MGM? very, very good characterization. liked how old Bullet Girl was a bizarre mirror image of Alix, both widows of men with dildo-shaped heads.

wasn't it cool Sally's whistle goes "SHEEEEEEEE"? heheheh
so #4 will be all hot girl on girl action. yummy.

and everything else you guys have already mentioned.
 
 
Jackie Susann
02:47 / 05.02.06
okay, but what about the 'superheroes pretending to be gay' thing in GM comics?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
05:03 / 05.02.06
And isn't Big Thunder also gay? He seems overly concerned with teaming up with the 'openly' gay Mind-Grabber, and says quote "We all get shafted, we all feel the pain". Maybe I'm being a little grubby here...
 
 
Ganesh
09:15 / 05.02.06
And isn't Big Thunder also gay? He seems overly concerned with teaming up with the 'openly' gay Mind-Grabber, and says quote "We all get shafted, we all feel the pain". Maybe I'm being a little grubby here...

No, it's signalled pretty clearly - if a tad stereotypically - via the leather trousers and pink thunderbolt, "Big Thunder's on your team", references to "the hustle" and getting "shafted". To me, that interaction was faintly reminiscent of the cinematic cliche beloved of a certain strain of 1980s 'frat boy' films (Porkys, Police Academy, etc., etc.) wherein a male character finds himself cornered by a big, butch, amorous comedy homosexual and, through a hilarious misunderstanding/set of farcical mishaps, the terrifying spectre of bumsex is suggested a la Millar, as The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man (Mind Grabber Man's "Oh Goddd").

And yeah, this isn't the first time GM's superheroes have affected 'gayness' - the other recent example being New X Men's Beast. I suppose it could be framed as an attempt to explore the inadequacy of sexual descriptors when it comes to superhero sex, or 'gay' not mapping onto 'homosexual' (and the gap between them widening?) or good old-fashioned polymorphous perversity. The superpowered sexypartyorgy in the penultimate Flex Mentallo springs to mind.
 
 
Ganesh
09:23 / 05.02.06
Like the fishy japery of a Person of Marine Origin complaining (repeatedly) of having been poissoned.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:34 / 05.02.06
Bulleteer is striking me as kind of stupid.
 
 
Irony of Ironies
10:55 / 05.02.06
What happened to Blue Boy in issue 0? Someone has "borrowed" my copy! I seem to remember him getting skewered, but I'm not sure.

Just wondering because, if we didn't see him die - and given that he was the one who called forth Neb, he might have been spared - perhaps he's due a return?
 
 
Ganesh
10:57 / 05.02.06
Bulleteer is striking me as kind of stupid.

The title or the character, or both?
 
 
Sniv
10:59 / 05.02.06
Ganesh - it's signalled pretty clearly - if a tad stereotypically - via the leather trousers and pink thunderbolt, "Big Thunder's on your team", references to "the hustle" and getting "shafted"

Don't forget "the pink and the proud", I love that one. I thought Big Thunder's come-on to MGM, while playing it obvious and safe for a mainstream comics audience, only served to show up MGM's sleaziness (as in impurity of heart) at being a fauxmosexual. Although, I agree, it was a bit Carry On in it's unashamed use of a stereotypical 'big gay man' to make its point, but then, in only a few panels, how else would you get across the idea? Or alternatively, was there any need for the idea to be there in the first place? Personally, I'd say yes, as one thing this book does is to examine the sexual undercurrents running through comics, especially in superheroine stories.

That's why Paquette is such a perfect choice for this book, with his hyper-sexualised portrayal of Alix which seems to be the opposite of her true character. I mean, even as a normal human, Alix seemed to be rejecting (or more accurately, simply not conforming to) the sex-kitten image, despite her physicality. First issues are usually for setting up characters, and Alix's sexuality has been conspicuous by not being pushed to the fore, despite her husband's comments.

On a side note, Bulleteer is obviously 'the sex book' in this project. What do we think is going to happen in the girl-on-girl climax next issue? I'm interested to see where GM is going with this. I'm sure there'll be a message about gender-stereotyping/women as sexual objects somewhere admid the grunting, tearing of clothes and exposing of body parts. Or am I the only one?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
11:11 / 05.02.06
I think the four-issue limited series Bulleteer is the stupidest thing GM has done in a long time. Maybe it's a commentary on the state of contemporary superhero fiction or something, but I don't really care: I'm getting a little tired of superhero comics that comment on "the state of contemprorary superhero fiction." The character herself is dull, her "adventures" are both prosaic and meandering (I can enjoy either one, but not both), the jokes are boorish, and the sex vibe doesn't titillate me. Morrison is at his least interesting when he tries to get sexy.

I'm enjoying the other six 7Ss immensely, and Bulleteer doesn't ruin the series or anything. And I love the art. Whoever said Panquette is "sloppy" is a spoilsport. I just wish I could read it with the volume off.
 
 
Ganesh
11:16 / 05.02.06
I agree, it was a bit Carry On in it's unashamed use of a stereotypical 'big gay man' to make its point, but then, in only a few panels, how else would you get across the idea? Or alternatively, was there any need for the idea to be there in the first place? Personally, I'd say yes, as one thing this book does is to examine the sexual undercurrents running through comics, especially in superheroine stories.

I'm not sure. As I say, it's more '80s slapstick than Carry On (the latter tended to depict its homos as fluffily effeminate and oo-er swoony over male 'trade', as opposed to muscular, butch and faintly bumsexily threatening toward straight guys - with, presumably, hilarious consequences). GM may be exploring the sexual undercurrents of comics and comic writers (in which case, the big Thunder/Mind Grabber Man dynamic taps directly into the homosexual anxieties of several of his Brit contemporaries) but any point is, for me, muddied slightly by the fact that he's using such a hoary old cliche/stereotype. Perhaps 'superhero sexuality = crappo stereotyping' is his point but, from his interviews, I'm by no means certain of this.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
11:20 / 05.02.06
I sort of wonder how the finished series will compare with the climax of the original Claremont/Davis Excalibur.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
12:21 / 05.02.06
The character herself is dull, her "adventures" are both prosaic and meandering (I can enjoy either one, but not both), the jokes are boorish, and the sex vibe doesn't titillate me.

Agreed, really. While I suppose the lives of these down-at-heel superheroes are meant to be a bit banal and icky, this month's episode of The Bulleteer struck me as being similar to today (Sunday's) revelations in The News Of The World wrt Danni Minogue's 'lesbian romps' with this or that lap-dancer - flat, cheap 'sexy' material that essentially just bores. Possibly, George was doing this on purpose, but, whatever point he was trying to make, next month's ish still looks like more of a chore than a pleasure.
 
 
The Falcon
21:13 / 05.02.06
Like the fishy japery of a Person of Marine Origin complaining (repeatedly) of having been poissoned.

Hih. Does anyone else think she's just making a big fuss at the end there? I do.

I can't say I agree the this is the weakest, at all; thought there'd been worldwide consensus on my pretournament favourite Mister Miracle being so. The first ish has got loads of craft (although I tend to find these the hardest to go back; more into it when they become embroiled in the wider narrative.) 'S positively Lacanian. (I think.)

The last two have served a big purpose in carrying on from the prologue, possibly to the detriment of the titular (oh ho ho) heroine, but I've liked that well enough. No, I really liked this book this time about; it's glossy and all, but they are addressing something that had to be addressed sooner or later in the comics. Alix herself is a bit boring, mind.
 
 
Ganesh
22:04 / 05.02.06
Does anyone else think she's just making a big fuss at the end there? I do.

Well yeah, that's the point of that scene, isn't it? To suggest that it's a publicity/attention-generating ruse at the expense of her son...
 
 
Mario
22:25 / 05.02.06
Either that, or he poisoned her because he's sick and tired of being her flunky.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:27 / 05.02.06
Duncan, can you explain what you mean a bit better? I mean, I feel like various people have been saying this about superhero comics for a while now. It doesn't seem to be doing much good. I think a better idea would be to lead by example, as per, say, Frankenstein or Mister Miracle. Who are these dolts who don't like Mister Miracle?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
23:34 / 05.02.06
Right here Q. MM embodies one of my favorite criticisms of GM's work: 'you always feel like you've missed an issue'. I'll admit there's a lot of good ideas, and I liked the art, but after reading it I always feel a little...hollow.
Same goes for Buleteer. The central problem, which you've already identified, is that Alix just isn't a compelling protagonist. Much less so than Klarion, Z', even Mr. Miracle. She doesn't seem to be a fleshed out character so much as a shiny centrepiece for other characters and concepts to revolve around. Unlike the other reimagined D-listers in the 7S roster I really can't see her even getting guest-star status in other books after the series ends (fingers crossed for Klarion joining Titans East).
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
01:26 / 06.02.06
Your opinion is wrong. Fortunately, this is not the Mister Miracle thread, so it doesn't matter.

I kid!
 
  

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