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Night of the Lateshift

 
  

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Sekhmet
23:19 / 16.08.05
Drat and double drat.

Y'know, this being the first time i've ever tried to go to the homebrew shop, you'd think they'd at least have enough manners to be at the same damn location they've been at for the past six fucking years. But no, they had to go and move.

And then when I find them they'd closed half an hour earlier.

Fuckers.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
23:20 / 16.08.05
Ex-actly

The undead do all the best contortion tricks. Or undercut them.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:29 / 16.08.05
*headkick*

Which, in zombie terms, is using a foot to kick one's head along the pavement.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
23:30 / 16.08.05
"headbutt"

The mind boggles. As does the brain.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:40 / 16.08.05
Where d'you think the phrase 'to kick butt' comes from?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:51 / 16.08.05
People who want to quit smoking!

Hi alls!
 
 
alas
23:52 / 16.08.05
For zombies you all sure type fast. How'd we get onto page 6 so quickly! I didn't even have time to say good night to Stoatie...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:53 / 16.08.05
Hello! I'm great*!

*Drunk!
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:55 / 16.08.05
Hey Suedey! I saddly am not drunk. I have 0%alchohol in me at the moment.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:57 / 16.08.05
I have to drink because I am doomed! Ha ha ha!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
00:00 / 17.08.05
I am doomed to the sleepless sleep of the undead dead, I fear.

So goodnight all, and sorry to slope off just as some of you arrive. Have a good shift.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:02 / 17.08.05
You're going away to sleep the sleep of the undead? That's just crazy, man.

At least sleep the sleep of the living, yo.

YO!
 
 
iamus
00:17 / 17.08.05
Oy Oy Shifters!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:21 / 17.08.05
Oy Mel! OY!

Note: You rarely see zombies on unicycles.
 
 
iamus
00:23 / 17.08.05
But I've often seen Vampires on tricycles.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:24 / 17.08.05
Yeah but its when they say "Im going to suck your bloood!" and then they ring the lil bell. Arrgh! I hate that!
 
 
Sekhmet
00:24 / 17.08.05
The turnaround in here tonight is giving me whiplash.
 
 
iamus
00:26 / 17.08.05
I was here. Then I left. Now I'm back!

We should get a revolving door installed.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:26 / 17.08.05
My leather whips are giving me whiplash... its a good/bad feeling.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:29 / 17.08.05
I have to go to bed, y'all!

Goodnight!
 
 
iamus
00:30 / 17.08.05
Night Suedey.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:33 / 17.08.05
G'night Suedey! Watch out for the zombies under the bed!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:34 / 17.08.05
'Night, Suedey.

Hi, everybody else.

Revolving door, indeed. I feel better being back on here with a couple few beers in me.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:55 / 17.08.05
Hi Jake! How's things?
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:57 / 17.08.05
Quite good, actually. The baseball game is going well, my rabbit seems to have his raging hormones under control, the beer is cold, and the 'lith is good reading, as per usual.

How's things with you, Keggers?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:00 / 17.08.05
Wonderful. I've spent the whole day editing photos taken this weekend so Im filled with artistic joy and happiness!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:05 / 17.08.05
Sweet! Any interesting subject matter?
 
 
alas
01:08 / 17.08.05
I'm revolving off, too. This has been a wild lateshift. Goodnight everyone!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:09 / 17.08.05
Sleep well!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:12 / 17.08.05
Just a photoshoot for my tarot cards
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:15 / 17.08.05
Very cool. Are they to be mass-produced?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:16 / 17.08.05
At the rate their being made I doubt it.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:19 / 17.08.05
Heh. Is the end in sight?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:20 / 17.08.05
Not in the least. Im still working on only my second card. Its a matter of finding a place to shoot and all the other litle things that make it difficult. I need an army of servants to aid me in my quest to complete this.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:28 / 17.08.05
I recommend zombies. I hear they make wonderful minions. The cards sound very interesting- are they straight photos, or do you photoshop them noticably? I'd love to see any image.
 
  

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