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Night of the Lateshift

 
  

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Triplets
00:45 / 16.08.05
Branes!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:47 / 16.08.05
BRAAAAAAANEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Sekhmet
00:49 / 16.08.05
I can smell your braaaaaaanes.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:49 / 16.08.05
Life. Liberty. And the pursuit of all who threaten it.

I haven't seen Stealth, but do you think the Navy paid into it, like Top Gun?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:49 / 16.08.05
ooh, got all excited about the new thread, and missed seeing what happened to the guy who was a bit of a tosser, but looked like Hugh Laurie...

...back in a mo.
 
 
Sekhmet
00:49 / 16.08.05
No, wait, it's the soup.


Sooooouuuuuuup!
 
 
Triplets
00:50 / 16.08.05
Crawfish Zombie Bread Recipe
Serves 12

Ingredients:
1 tbsp garlic, minced
1/4 lb butter
8 ounce extra sharp Cheddar, grated
1 tbsp mayonnaise
2 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp Tabasco
1 human brain
Dash Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped
1 tbsp green onions, chopped
1/4 tsp fresh thyme leaves
1/2 lb crawfish tails, chopped
1 loaf French bread, halved lengthwise


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Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350~.
2. In a food processor, combine garlic, butter, cheese, mayonnaise, lemon juice, Tabasco and Worcestershire until smooth.
3. Add onions, parsley and any available crawfish fat.
4. Pulse until blended.
5. Transfer to bowl.
6. Fold in chopped crawfish tails.
7. Chill 30 minutes.
8. Spread mixture on open-faced bread.
9. Bake for 15 minutes.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:52 / 16.08.05
Soup sounds good.

I haven't eaten in 24 hours... but I'm not sure I should be trusted with a gas appliance.

What's a poor rodent to do?
 
 
Sekhmet
00:54 / 16.08.05
Mmm. If I had crawfish I would put it in the soup. It's almost gumbo anyway.

You know how you start cooking soup, and then you add bits and bobs to it and it keeps changing what kind of soup it is? This was supposed to be French Onion...
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:54 / 16.08.05
I stick to the toaster oven when I'm boozed. Got a bagel?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
00:57 / 16.08.05
Creme cheese and pastrami on rye with pickled breath and a patchouli side salad for me, please.
 
 
Triplets
00:58 / 16.08.05
I just stick to the fridge.

After the time I left the cheesegrater in the fridge and the cheese in the sink I knew post-drink cooking wasn't the best idea.

Must've been a completely Lynchian moment for my poor mum, though. Score!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:58 / 16.08.05
No brains?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:00 / 16.08.05
Bad brains. I always wan to put the milk in the oven. Baked. Yes. With straggly synapses.
 
 
Sekhmet
01:01 / 16.08.05
I do that sort of thing dead sober. I sometimes lose things while I'm holding them.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:01 / 16.08.05
I went out for brains over the road, but they just weren't up to scratch, frankly.

It's gonna be the late-night drunken pasta special, isn't it>
 
 
Sekhmet
01:03 / 16.08.05
I put in too much rice.

It's jambalaya now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:06 / 16.08.05
It's actually doing my head in now how much the chopper pilot in Dawn Of The Dead looks like Hugh Laurie. Any minute now he's gonna start going on about that song that goes "strangers in the night..." and then start singing "some enchanted evening...". But with zombies. So good.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:07 / 16.08.05
Jambalaya, Residents style. Mix up everything pop-cultural, ever, with crayfish. And Crawfisch. Simmer gently, add a EMU, and stare into the frantic skull's eye sosckets (gaping, horribly). Eat your own branes if gottem!

Lovely stuff
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:12 / 16.08.05
Pasta's on the safe side for drunkards, in my experience. Can't get brains for it at the local market, though, damn it all.

Now I need some drunken comfort food, too. That goddamn Schilling just blew a save for the Sox. If we lose to Detroit I'll be livid.

I have veggie sushi materials and pasta materials. Now I must choose.
 
 
Sekhmet
01:13 / 16.08.05
Strangers in the night,
Exchanging pantses...



Sorry. Wrong thread.
 
 
Sekhmet
01:15 / 16.08.05
Pasta rules. Everybody make Drunken Pasta and report the results here.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:15 / 16.08.05
Pasta was too much effort. Leftover vegetable burger of some sort. Looked a lot like my brains, and my entire ouevre du jour for that matter. Tasted dull and plain. Like the thoughts of a ZOMBI!!!!!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:15 / 16.08.05
SEEEYOOOOMMMMM ENCHANTED EVENYOOOOONG....

Soupy twist!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:18 / 16.08.05
Some veggie burgers are just the worst. I've tried 'em all at my local health food venue, and I've got to say the Boca Burger is the shittiest. The California Burger is bestest. I still find you have to slap on plenty of veggies and condiments to make it palatable.
 
 
Triplets
01:19 / 16.08.05
Won'dring in the nuuuude
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:21 / 16.08.05
Ah Gagkk. Spindly spines in the SOOOP! No more brains left. Can we have some more consumers in here sooooonnnnnn???? I WANT TO EAT MY BRAINS! GIVE ME MY BRAINS BACK HERE!

So is it not yet SIR Hugh Laurie?
 
 
Sekhmet
01:22 / 16.08.05
Boca Burgers are indeed teh crap.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:23 / 16.08.05
Sadly, no. Mr Fry is also lacking a title.

If they don't sort that out soon, I SHALL eat their brains.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:30 / 16.08.05
Helloo all you people! Yes, I mean you!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:30 / 16.08.05
I think I had a Boca Burger once, or twice. Maybe in New Orleans. I just remember the name, not the taste.

Said cold burger was a Cauldron basil and pepper confection in a breaded covering. OK when hot and happy, less so when left out to wilt, undesired and awaiting the return from the Cricketers.

The Cricketers is/was/can be a nice place to go of a night. You don't get frisked going in for a start, the owners keep the doors open all hours, but tonight we were offered "one for the road" only, apologetically, as the Authoridies, are getting heavy with the new Licensing Act 2005. On everybody's ass(ets). So late night drinking in N London will be restricted to the likes of the empty (oddly) Butchers with it's Stoatie-loving bouncer and hideous music for now - what a horror.

Oddly, there were a bunch of young kids playing cricket in the street at midnight next to the Cricketers, though. Which seemed to make sense, but was actually really very strange.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:33 / 16.08.05
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Saint Keggers
01:34 / 16.08.05
Of all the times to double post!!!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:34 / 16.08.05
Lord! Two of the fuckers! Never have I seen such ambulatory chillipeppers on the vine before!? AIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:35 / 16.08.05
If it tasted like basil and pepper it wasn't a Boca burger. Boca burgers taste like wet cardboard.

Hi, Keggers.
 
  

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