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Night of the Lateshift

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:35 / 16.08.05
Keggers, you're frightening me. I mean, like, properly.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:37 / 16.08.05
I didnt mean to do that!

uh,

I mean its one of those "Find 6 Differences Betweeen These Pictures" games. Yeah, thats it.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:38 / 16.08.05
Wow! I dont think I've ever seen a mod request go through so fast!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:38 / 16.08.05
Ah, it's just a liddle preety caterpillar... here, 'pillar, 'piller. Wait, what's this? Can it be? Those spines are way too... *glck*
 
 
Sekhmet
01:39 / 16.08.05
It's Keggers!

Your second 'pillar scared the mods.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:40 / 16.08.05
And you think the moose here are big. That was in my yard and I think it ate three moose before breakfast.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:40 / 16.08.05
Us mods work fastest when we're scared, y'see...

Hey, Keggers! How's shit?
 
 
Triplets
01:40 / 16.08.05
Fuck, that was a bit sphincter clenching. Had my back to my open bedroom window. I started to hear this growling type noise coming from the obsidian night outside... but at 2nd floor level. I went to the window to shut it and something started fucking hooting/howling from the same direction. I closed that window like a beartrap.

Damn you all and your zombiepillar love!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:40 / 16.08.05
We await the seventh 'pillar of wisdom. Eagerly.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:43 / 16.08.05
Don't you think caterpillars look like food? And they must be healthy because they're vegetables basically.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:44 / 16.08.05
Yeah this one I just wanted to bite the heads of and squeeze the innards down my throat like a Mr.Freeezee
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:45 / 16.08.05
One must always eat one's greens. Even if they have a caterpillar among the leaves.

Do caterpillars have... brains?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:45 / 16.08.05
Lovecraft was right, you know... the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents is indeed TEH R0xx0R...

(Triplets... how's it going? PM me if not Lateshiftworthy...)
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:46 / 16.08.05
Nothing to do with zombies or caterpillars, but this gem seems lateshift worthy.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:47 / 16.08.05
They must!
The sad thing is this lil fellow will spend all winter in a coccoon and then when it gets out in the spring it will be a moth that will only last for 2 weeks because it is unaible to eat. I am sad for it. It will never enjoy any crawfish zombie bread.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:49 / 16.08.05
the hell can't I make the simplest links work?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rockyisback2.html

Is funny as all get out.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:49 / 16.08.05
But it is a very hungry caterpillar until those two weeks. What shall it eat on a Tuesday?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:49 / 16.08.05
Oh, and Mr Mango... welcome to the lateshift. It's where ALL the cool Barbelith stuff happens.

(BTW, has anyome heard from Denfeld recently? I do worry, you know. Another couple of days and I'll start a thread about him.)
 
 
Triplets
01:50 / 16.08.05
I've just sent you a PM. You wanted to know about that issue, right? Not the unknown horrors of dread window?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:53 / 16.08.05
So it seems. I have rarely been awake or post-pubbly enough at the same time to join the 'lith 'shift before.

It feels peculiarly familiar. Haunting, even.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:54 / 16.08.05
Its like 'Cheers', but without the pool table in the back.
Hey! Why dont we have a pool table in the back?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:56 / 16.08.05
The local council do not permit such things?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:56 / 16.08.05
We have a local council?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:57 / 16.08.05
Or perhaps a pool table in the back might slow a zombi down for a while, but as all survivors kno, you gotta gettem' in the BRAINS!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
02:00 / 16.08.05
What? No council? Not even of elders? How about a panel of judges? A committee of magistrates, perhaps? No? Dear god! Is this some kind of... anarchy?

So no need for a late licence at all! Yay!
 
 
Sekhmet
02:01 / 16.08.05
Did you do it, Triplets?


Umm. I am full. Of brainsless, caterpillar-free, not-quite jambalaya gumbo-ish soup, sans veggie burgers and hold the crawfish.

It was surprisingly good, despite.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
02:04 / 16.08.05
How could it not be, sans-veggie burger? I swear I don't even know why I buy the things.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
02:08 / 16.08.05
I think they throw in the odd veggie burger to relieve* the monotony...

*I originally wrote "relive" here, but let's not go there, not on this thread anyhow.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
02:09 / 16.08.05
I relive the monotony every time I open the veggie burger box.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:10 / 16.08.05
DEY GOTS DA GUNS!!! Even Hugh Laurie. And the bloke in the trolley. I keep hitting pause too often. This film doesn't usually last four hours.
 
 
Sekhmet
02:11 / 16.08.05
Relieve yourselves wherever you like, lads... it is the Lateshift...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
02:12 / 16.08.05
Get better veggie burgers. The only solution.

If there is Hufu for providing haunches of human flesh substitute, can they whip up a veggie-brain-burger yet?

(Ah, the morning is nearly upon us. I must away to sleep, if i can)
 
 
Sekhmet
02:14 / 16.08.05
Morning Star Farms "Better'n Burgers" are pretty okay.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:15 / 16.08.05
g'night Tango-Mango!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
02:16 / 16.08.05
Good evening all. I shall be back, brained by falling masonry or not as the case may be.
 
  

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