Night of the Lateshift

22:31 / 17.08.05

I had the good sense to tidy up earlier, so I'm sitting in a space of calm tranquility. I may put on a pot of tea.

I'd like to open my window but the last time I did that at this time of night a monster black moth flew in, spent two days in the room refusing to leave, coming out from akward places at three in the morning to fly into my face and wake me up, and then died behind my wardrobe, where it still is.

22:38 / 17.08.05

I( hate moths. I'd really like NOT to hate them, cos hating things is generally (imho) not a good thing, but... I can just about cope with spiders now... moths and clowns? They can SO fuck right off.

You know if you put all the cars in all the world in a big long line, you know how far that would stretch?

About half as far as moths and clowns can FUCK RIGHT OFF.]

Apologies. I appear to be drunk and irrational.

22:42 / 17.08.05

YAY! I just found my copy of OUTSIDE!!!

(I now wish I was still called The SToat's Filthy Lesson).

22:47 / 17.08.05

But not about clowns!!

I hates them! Hates them forever!!!

22:49 / 17.08.05

I don't mind moths so much (I'm with you on the general hating-being-a-bad-thing tip). I love spiders though.

Clowns are nobody's friend. Same goes for those guys in town centres who dress up as robots with those white plastic masks and the circuitboards on their chests. I hope they catch a virus.

I'm listening to The Rezillos.

22:51 / 17.08.05

Do you hate butterflys or is it just moths?
My friend has a similar phobia, she says that they constantly open and close their mouths while flying into things
eat eat eat
A bit like sharks of the skies.
On the otherhand I think they are luvly.

22:57 / 17.08.05

Me too. I love all insects. Especially in a nice bernaise sauce!

22:58 / 17.08.05

Moths are the butterfly's dark reflection. Like humans and vampires

22:59 / 17.08.05

They're also bringers of Wisdom according to Carlos Casteneda!

23:02 / 17.08.05

Dark Wisdom!

23:03 / 17.08.05

There are moths that suck blood in Asia I think.
Probably even called vampire moths.

Me I hate the sea and cotton wool.

23:07 / 17.08.05

Butterflies are cool. They're pretty, and fly about doing pretty stuff. Moths hit lightbulbs and land in your hair. Anything that lands in my hair freaks me out. GRRR. I hates 'em.

Clowns, I've always hated... they're just scary. Then I learend about Jon Wayne Gacy... clown and serial killer, and realised it wasn't just me... clowns ARE EVIL.

Ah, this Bowie album's ace... "moondust wil cover you, cover you"...

Can we talk about stuff that's not clowns or moths? It's getting a bit weird, really.

23:10 / 17.08.05

All Bowie is ACE!

23:12 / 17.08.05

And there's no more than... ME EXPLODING YOU!!! ME EXPLODING YOU!!!

I reckon Outside is the best Bowie since Diamond Dogs. It rules. Eno's the FUCKING MAN.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

23:12 / 17.08.05

I only saw one clown in real life ever. They are without a doubt truly horrific.
It was an old man. I remember how wrinkly he looked under the make up and how yellow and stained his teeth were in comparison to his make-up.
Then I read It and decided it would be best to just avoid them just in case.

23:13 / 17.08.05

Vampire moths sound like some sort of danger that G-8 or Doc Savage would face. Or possibly out of Resident Evil.

If we can't talk about clowns or moths...

...how about pygmies? Tribes of zombie pygmies in the jungle with their ritual clown makeup and their Cthuloid moth idols?

"Now, Doctor Jones, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm afraid that the D!wan'ga are coming. I can hear their squeaky noses and funny shoes. Don't worry, Doctor Jones, you won't feel a thing. They always eat the brains first."

Eh anyway goodnight!

G'night SB!

23:16 / 17.08.05

-AIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!-

Brigade du jour

23:21 / 17.08.05

Hello everyone!

Just thought I'd pop my head round the door, because I haven't been on here for ages, which probably makes me some sort of scab.

Before I read another chapter of If Chins Could Kill (okay, two chapters) and go to bed though, thought you lot might like to know that you can get a bog-standard dvd of Night Of The Living Dead for 97p at Tesco. After all, you were eating brains around page 1, weren't you?

Don't worry, I don't work for them or anything. Yawn, right I'm off. Laters.

23:22 / 17.08.05

Oh Stoatie face the facts. The greatest Bowie album ever is infact:

23:32 / 17.08.05

He had the best mullet on that one, fair enough...

Mr Brigade... with NOTLD you ALWAYS have to be careful which print it is of it. I have four (yes, I admit it, I'm a zombieholic)... it's not just the "colourisation" you have to watche out for, there's also a version which has "extra scenes"- these AREN'T extra scenes which were cut from the original, they're really, really shit and cheesy scenes made by John Russo, added to the movie, which are actually bollocks, and ruin it.

Note to self- STOP BUYING DVDs OF NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH. IT'S GETTING WEIRD NOW.

23:34 / 17.08.05

You realize Stoat you just wont be happy until you make your own zombie film

23:39 / 17.08.05

Zombie Mutant Dollies!

Night of the Gleeushushush!

23:41 / 17.08.05

hehe, I misread that as Zombie Mutant Doillies!

23:41 / 17.08.05

I know. It's my dream, actually, and has been sice I was about 16. I just have no idea how to make such a thing happen.

23:42 / 17.08.05

Not with the fucking....

...fucking...

doll thing, obviously.

Some things are TOO scary to put in a film.

23:44 / 17.08.05

Yay, I'm on the song now... "funny how secrets travel... I'm deranged". It's totally associated with Lost Highway now, too. I may have to watch that, actually.

23:50 / 17.08.05

You could have the doll waving to the audience as the credits roll by.

23:53 / 17.08.05

That could work...

...as long as I don't actually have to watch the credits myself, obviously...

23:55 / 17.08.05

And you could have it just standing in the background somewhere in all your movies. It could become your schtick!

23:58 / 17.08.05

Two seperate franchises are the way to go, I think.

That way, ten or twenty years down the line, we can have them meet up in the grudge match to end all grudge matches. With humans caught in the middle!

00:04 / 18.08.05

But this time the bad guys will kill the humans, jump in the air and high five each other then it will end with them walking towards the sunset holding hands. 'Pefect Day' by Lou Reed will be playing.