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Not just Barbelith, but boardsters are guilty too of
referring to their boyfriends, girlfriends or spouses by twee, cutesy little titlesAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Just tell me their name (or nickname, or pseudonym, or initial) and explain their relationship to you. Because I am an adult, with a functioning brain, I will then remember when you refer to that person that they are your S.O. (about the only permissible euphemism in my prescriptive little book).
I don't need to hear or see coy references to the Adorable One, the GF, the Hugglemeister, the Associate (sorry Triplets), the Lovely Man (sorry whoever that was), the Beloved, FunBunny and least of all to the fucking Boyfy - what a horrible word. I just don't.
Bah and, indeed, humbug. |
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