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Sibelian 2.0
08:45 / 12.04.07
Yes, but it sounds *rude*. Steve would probably sue us.
 
 
Spaniel
09:00 / 12.04.07
STEVE loves his wingmen
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:03 / 12.04.07
Can we call it Joke's Course?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:05 / 12.04.07
No.
 
 
This Sunday
09:10 / 12.04.07
Shit, I want to name it after Sibelian, now: www.sibeliangardens.com

SIBELIAN GARDENS

Logged in as Rabbit-Eyed Nymphette, Moderator (log out)
You have no idea how superior to Steve that is

Just rename the fora as Saga, King Christian, or Kullervo...

Barbannoy is posting to Steve. Steve don't even return my phone calls and I should post to Steve, anyway?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:16 / 12.04.07
How about "A board which was not set up by Grant Morrison, is not run by Grant Morrison, was never run by Grant Morrison, where Grant Morrison has posted like twice in its entire existance oh and by the way Grant Morrison probably hates us"?

Or maybe just that last part.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:21 / 12.04.07
"sleazyandabusivepotshotsatgrantmorrisonswife.com"?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:22 / 12.04.07
Or--OR!--how about we just a line or two to all the forum descriptions:


Conversation
For off-topic discussion, introductions and chatting (Grant Morrison doesn't post here)


Policy & Help
Board policy, technical errors & problems about trolls (Grant Morrison doesn't post here either)


Head Shop
Philosophy, Cultural Studies and Identity Politics (Nope, no GM here, sorry)
 
 
illmatic
09:25 / 12.04.07
Temple
(What we hope is intelligent and informed discussion about magick, occultism, religion and sundry related topics. No, Grant Morrison here, either, and no, we don't believe you're the Messiah).
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:30 / 12.04.07
Comic Books
Graphic Novels and Comics - superheroes to social-commentary and Grant Morrison doesn't post here either, not now, not ever, NO GRANT.
 
 
Spaniel
09:33 / 12.04.07
Actually, I hear tell that Grant Morrison may well posted here in the last few months.

Should I go? Okay, I'll go.
 
 
This Sunday
09:33 / 12.04.07
There'd be a Spartacus-style 'I am Grunt McMahon!', 'No, I am George Morrisey!', 'But, really... I am Geoff Millar...' thread before too long, and really 'Grant Morrison' every six words can only bring more of the wrong sort.

What I don't get is... Why inna hell would Grant Morrison post here? He's not fostered or running the forums, he's not operating his own hypemachine or popping by to tell us he's leaving and never coming back and then posting the next day.

Has he ever - excluding the whatevers of [ugh!] wifegate - ever ever posted here? At all?

Nobody does this with Shakespeare boards or Ann Rice gothyflower unicorn-laden sites designed by people who have discovered the absolute worst shades of green and purple to blend uncomfortably togeter in a miasma of serious New Orleans vampire scholarship. And fanfiction.

I may want to pop over to www.shakespeare-online.com and tell everyone how the problem (that they aren't noticing) is that Billy left them to their own mediocre devices and hence they have, without new works of appropriate levels of progression by their martyrgodfather, fallen into despair, digression, and are fated for doom. Vile dank inherently-misogynistic doom.

But it wouldn't get me very far. (Mainly because they appear to have no message-board.)

And if he did post here, even regularly, under an assumed: (a) how would we know, and (b) would it even matter in the slightest?
 
 
Spaniel
09:51 / 12.04.07
Has he ever - excluding the whatevers of [ugh!] wifegate - ever ever posted here? At all?

Yes he has, or so I'm told by people I trust and who would know.
 
 
Spaniel
09:52 / 12.04.07
Not sure it would matter much, though, except to us fanboys, that is.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:53 / 12.04.07
But does he mention names? Who's on his swingball list?
 
 
Haus Of Pain
11:08 / 12.04.07
Wasn't Grant Morrison banned for trolling?
 
 
The Falcon
11:29 / 12.04.07
Yes he has, or so I'm told by people I trust and who would know.

I'm fairly certain that Johnny Monolith was not Grant Morrison, if that's what you're on about.
 
 
grant
18:31 / 12.04.07
He posted something either just before or just after 9/11, about the strange new decade and solar storms, I think.

That's *as himself*. Since the day I signed on here, I've always been slightly surprised he wasn't around, and have operated under the assumption that he probably is, only under a couple of different names. Which is, in effect, the same thing as not being here at all.

Oh, and the wifegate thing, he was actually posting under kristan's ID, and kristan was a bit more active when Filth was coming out and grantmorrison.com was going strong.
 
 
Quantum
18:41 / 12.04.07
*Monty Python* "I'm Grant Morrison and so's my wife!"
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
20:33 / 12.04.07
SIBELIAN GARDENS

I love you, but fear that even my robust ego may rupture under the strain.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
07:29 / 13.04.07
He posted once because he and his wife were super-pissed2000 fighting mad because someone made a glassing a cat comment. No joke.
 
 
Evil Scientist
08:38 / 13.04.07
Stan Lee, on the other hand, posts here all the time under an assumed name.

Excelsior!
 
 
penitentvandal
08:41 / 13.04.07
I've always been slightly surprised he wasn't around, and have operated under the assumption that he probably is, only under a couple of different names.

Yes, that's a good point, isn't it? He could be anyone on this site, couldn't he? I reckon if you want to identify him, you would need to bear in mind just one thing: many people might claim to be Grant Morrison. But they would be lying. No, if the real GM wanted to keep his identity secret, he would deny that he was Grant Morrison even when asked. So what you're looking for is someone who, when asked if he is Grant Morrison, answers 'no.'

Well?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
08:46 / 13.04.07
Oh jesus christ!
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
08:46 / 13.04.07
I'm Scott Lobdell. Does that count for anything? No?

...Fuck you guys.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
09:09 / 13.04.07
Well *I'm* not Grant Morrison.
 
 
Ex
09:36 / 13.04.07
Then why do you have ink all over your spindly leaves?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:36 / 13.04.07
I'm not, and neither's my wife.
 
 
Triplets
09:39 / 13.04.07
I'm not Grizzle Morrizle!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:48 / 13.04.07
I'm not GM or an ipsissimus.
 
 
Spaniel
10:49 / 13.04.07
I'm fairly certain that Johnny Monolith was not Grant Morrison, if that's what you're on about.

I don't precisely know what I'm on about, I just trust the folks that I presume do.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
10:49 / 13.04.07
I was thirsty.
 
 
Evil Scientist
10:50 / 13.04.07
Do you really want to know which ficsuit hides the fearsome face of Mozzelbum?

Well true believers read my new story... THIS MONSTER, THIS MORRISON!

(With special guest appearance by...sigh...Wolverine).
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
10:51 / 13.04.07
Is GM part of the family that own the supermarkets?
 
 
Mono
11:18 / 13.04.07
Well...Actually...Stoatie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
 
  

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