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THE LATE SHIFT DEMANDS PLINTHS!!!

 
  

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alas
00:34 / 15.02.05
"blowling" is not a word I would ever attempt to say aloud.

Everybody Wang-Plinth Tonight!
 
 
iamus
00:48 / 15.02.05


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A HARDASS GANGSTA PLINTH!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:54 / 15.02.05
Everybody Wu-Tang tonight?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:56 / 15.02.05
Plinths! rule everything about me
PREAM get the money
dollar dollar bill, y'all
 
 
iamus
01:05 / 15.02.05
....Laid back [with my sculpture on my plinth and my plinth on my sculpture]
 
 
alas
01:15 / 15.02.05
My plinth is my sthulpture.

I'm getting tired and lithping all over, now. So to bed! Off with me!

good night, m'luveys.
 
 
iamus
01:45 / 15.02.05
I think that was just too much plinth for even this thread to handle. Sorry.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:47 / 15.02.05
Plinth!
 
 
iamus
01:49 / 15.02.05
Yay! Plinthtacular!

How are you doing tonight Keggers?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:58 / 15.02.05
LIFE SUCKS! ...but didja see my kickass ship?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:02 / 15.02.05
I'm very fucked and am sleeping now. Goodnight.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:03 / 15.02.05
'Night Stoatie!
 
 
iamus
02:03 / 15.02.05
I did! How can life suck when you're captain of a fine girl like that? Can I man the snowball cannons?

I was thinking that all it needs now is to be mounted on a lovely plinth for all the world to see.
 
 
iamus
02:06 / 15.02.05
G'night Stoat.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:17 / 15.02.05
Snowball canons... Checkout them icicle harpoons!!
 
 
iamus
02:22 / 15.02.05
Ninjas don't stand a chance in that white expanse. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:23 / 15.02.05
"taste the cold clutches of death you sneaky bastards!!"
 
 
iamus
02:26 / 15.02.05
Then we can mount their leader on prow as a warning to the rest.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:30 / 15.02.05
Yes...that plan will do well.
 
 
iamus
02:36 / 15.02.05
Funny what the sight of a fine vessel like that can do to stir the heart and awaken that familiar friend, proper, honest to goodness bloodlust. Nothing quite like it.

Don't worry. Life may be bad now, but you've just got to keep searching for that rainbow. I predict that as soon as you get behind those cannons, brine in your face, launching icy death at those hapless schmos and laughing maniacally, things'll pick up.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:43 / 15.02.05
ah...good ol' bloodlust.. ya cant beat it.
 
 
iamus
02:45 / 15.02.05
You know, you say it. But I don't think you're really feeling it.
C'mon! You can do better than that!

Give me a "YARRRR! BLOODLUST!"
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:47 / 15.02.05
Arrrr! ARrrr! BLOODLUST!

Eh..nope.
 
 
iamus
02:52 / 15.02.05
Almost! Come on!

Just imagine... Those dirty ninjas are storming the boat with a mind to kill us all and make her theirs.
So when that ninja leader comes up to you, swinging that katana like it means something, are you going to sit there and let him? They think they can do that to Captain Keggers!?!? Hell No!

So you square up, fix him right in the eye and shout.....
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:53 / 15.02.05
YARRR!

Oho yes.
 
 
iamus
02:54 / 15.02.05
MUTINY!!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:55 / 15.02.05
"Get off my ship!, please."
 
 
iamus
02:57 / 15.02.05
No, no, no.

A tri-cornered hat isn't the only thing a captain needs. He needs guts, fortitude and above all, a hatred of men in black pyjamas. They won't slink themselves away you know.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:58 / 15.02.05
Mutiny? Mutiny! MUTINY!! OM MY SHIP!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ARRR! BLOODLUST X 10!!!
 
 
iamus
03:02 / 15.02.05
THAT'S IT!!!!!

 
 
Saint Keggers
03:05 / 15.02.05
Buwhahahaha! The ninjas can have you!
 
 
iamus
03:10 / 15.02.05
Next we need to build your Trezzerlust back up.

Don't you worry. We'll have you back on top as the scourge of the seas once again.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:18 / 15.02.05
Treasure???
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:20 / 15.02.05
Well, thats it for me, Im taking this boat to shore.

G'night all!
 
 
iamus
03:20 / 15.02.05
Hoards of it.

All golden and glinty.
 
  

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