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THE LATE SHIFT DEMANDS PLINTHS!!!

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unheimlich manoeuvre

23:33 / 17.02.05

Gawd, I knew it all along Vampires live longer: official

alas

01:28 / 18.02.05

I never realised that hole in the middle of my soul was plinth shaped.

Ah, to you it's plinth-shaped, I see two people almost kissing . . . You see the young woman in a hat, I see the old lady with the big nose . ..

God, however, may in fact, be a plinth.

good night, luveys. (she says with a sigh, suspecting that the plinth-themed lateshift, having entered its tenth page, is not long for this world...)

Papess

gawd. help.

Heloo alls!

That tears it. You know what? Barbelith *is* dead, and the proof is in the cheesing. I'd have expected there to be an outcry at the suggestion that Babybel is cheese and not, in fact, the curdled foot-smegma of Hitler's corpse.

I mean, for crying out loud. I daren't set foot near the Cs in case Cheesestrings are in there.

Saint Keggers

01:40 / 18.02.05

Hey I grew up on babybel. They were a snack when I was watching Mr.Dressup! Dont knock the bb! We also like laughing cow cheese triangles!

Spatula Clarke

01:40 / 18.02.05

Fuck it. This is what you're allowing to happen, you know:

Yeah. How d'you like that? And check this, too:

Cheestrings has signed a three-year deal to sponsor Swim Ireland’s Badge Award Scheme and the British National Age Group Swimming Championships. The former will now be known as the The Cheestrings Challenge and the latter the Cheestrings Challenge Age Group Championships.

You should be ashamed, all of you. And yeah, I know that there's something strangely erotic about that photograph, but it's whey past time Barbelith stopped thinking with its cock, cheesy Sharron Daviesor no cheesy Sharron Davies.

iamus

01:44 / 18.02.05

Don't fret, Spatula. I just realised I had a PM from Stoatie saying that he hit his daily posting limit and was therefore unable to reply to you all. He apologises.

(Though he secretly said he's glad, 'cause we all smell)

(Of cheese)

Spatula Clarke

01:46 / 18.02.05

You're the worst of the lot, Keggers. I bet you have Dairylea slices in your packed lunch and tell people it's real cheese. Yeah? Well I've got news for you, so-called 'Keggers'. That's not cheese.

You sicken me. All of you. Goodnight.

Wait. I mean badnight. Yeah. Badnight.

Saint Keggers

01:49 / 18.02.05

Well, that was lovely.

Spatula Clarke

01:54 / 18.02.05

Don't you start with your snide comments, 'Keggers'. Yeah, thought I'd gone, didn't you? Well guess what. I'm still here. You'd better watch it, all of you. That's right. Because I could pretend to go again and - get this - not actually go.

And yeah, I know what that 'Stoatie' character's doing. Just too chicken to come out here and argue like a real man. That's right, 'Stoatie' - I'm calling you out. C'mon, big man. Think you're big? You wouldn't know big if it came up to you in the street and bigged you in the face. Yeah, you heard. Right in the kisser. We'll see how you like big then.

iamus

01:56 / 18.02.05

I dunno. He sounds pretty cheesed off.

Saint Keggers

01:58 / 18.02.05

Doesn't sound to gouda.

iamus

02:04 / 18.02.05

He's goutu calm down soon.

Spatula Clarke

02:06 / 18.02.05

That's right, keep it up. Both of you. I've got enough big here to go around. Enough big for everybody. How about you, Strix? Want some big? I could big each and every one of you, and I'd still have enough for any stragglers who fancied their chances.

Yeah, you heard.

iamus

02:09 / 18.02.05

Any more of your bigging, sunshine, and you're getting plinthed in the goolies.

I'll be good.

gollie plinthing wasn't that one of the original olympic sports?

iamus

02:14 / 18.02.05

That's right! And don't forget it!

Think you're tough? SPATULA!?!? Well I'm a fucking Fish Slice.

Saint Keggers

02:18 / 18.02.05

Oh yeah? Well Im tougher than that last essay question on a highschool history exam..you know, the one you didnt study for...about Louis Riel. Yeah thats how planking tough I am!

Papess

02:18 / 18.02.05

I'll have a little bit of taramosalata, thank you.

iamus

02:23 / 18.02.05

That's pretty tough Keggers. Especially since I find myself having to answer you in front of the whole class, naked, without having studied, every single night.

Taramosalata's off I'm afraid. Slice of big, perhaps?

Saint Keggers

02:28 / 18.02.05

Tara Mosalata... I remember her... she was hot!

Saint Keggers

02:31 / 18.02.05

Well this one has reached 9...so before the goodship lateshift capsizes.. Im going to start another... see you all there!

Arrr!

iamus

02:31 / 18.02.05

Yeah, but she's off now.

Trust me. Not pleasant.

Papess

02:35 / 18.02.05

I am in a bad way. Stop talking about food or I'll kick your ass.

BTW, I am drunk out of my mind.

Papess

02:38 / 18.02.05

I do love this place. It is not dying, just standing still for a minute, (depending on what universe you reside in.)

iamus

02:40 / 18.02.05

There are always quiet moments between growth spurts. All this doomongering sounds like nonsense to me.

She'll pull through. She's gotta!

Papess

02:44 / 18.02.05

I love you Meludreen.

iamus

02:45 / 18.02.05

I'm jumping on a bus right now, honey.

Papess

02:46 / 18.02.05

Oh gawdess, don't tease me.

grrrr...

iamus

02:50 / 18.02.05

Shit.

If you call me on the teasing then you're vastly depleting my repatoire.
C'mon. Just a little?

Saint Keggers

02:51 / 18.02.05

Check please!

BTW Strix...we've got a new and improved lateshift going...its on its first page.

Papess

02:55 / 18.02.05

I am losing weight very rapidly. I think my just typing this sentence is burning 500 calories a minute.

Ahh, self-referential sentences. This one rocks.

Papess

02:56 / 18.02.05

oh.

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