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THE LATE SHIFT DEMANDS PLINTHS!!!

 
  

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Saint Keggers
02:35 / 14.02.05
Its good when the boss can laugh with you...but bad when he laughs at you...especially if you work in an exotic pet store and just fell into the Evil Animals section.
 
 
Mazarine
02:39 / 14.02.05
Heheheh. Amusing. You could do it passive-aggresively, like typing [sic] after every mispelled word when you reply to their e-mails.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:04 / 14.02.05
Heh. I've done that before, actually. I think they must have just eben particularly grumpy this time- they usually just ignore it, which is why I was quite so surprised to be in trouble over it this time.
 
 
Mazarine
03:10 / 14.02.05
You're now my hero Stoatie
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:38 / 14.02.05
I'm a boss, and I laugh with my employees.

Well, before I fire them for insubordination.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:48 / 14.02.05
Ooh, looks like we've finished... I'm resisting the temptation to go to the pub with my colleagues (I've been very good on the alcohol fron the last few days, and intend getting drunk tonight) so goodnight lithers everywhere!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:59 / 14.02.05
I always show up late for the party. *sniff*
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:03 / 14.02.05
Could be like me, though. I fell asleep in the corner.

They disciplined you for correcting spelling Stoatie? That's fucked. I get paid for that.

The obnoxious attitude, however, is offered as a labour of love.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:27 / 14.02.05
Well folks, Im off to bed...just spent the last couple of hours working on a V.D. gift...it was cheaper than 75$ US FTD wanted.
and so..my eyes are killing me. Goodnight all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:54 / 14.02.05
I'm back again. I just got home and am trying to decide at what point today, if any, to sleep. First I shall have a cup of tea, roll a joint and watch the last episode of Battlestar Galactica. Then I'll see...

btw Rothkoid- I get paid to do that as well. Apparently not to members of Account Management, though. (To be honest, the guy involved isn't usually the type to get pissy, so maybe he was just having a bad day and the woman from Personnel blew it out of proportion. It's been known to happen.) But for fuck's sake. The guy used the phrase "a mamouth task". I'm too naturally curious not to enquire what the fuck a mamouth is.
 
 
Mazarine
04:57 / 14.02.05
I am also as well going to sleep. Night fokes.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:27 / 14.02.05
I've always thought 'plinth' was one of those made up words that people use but really dont mean anything.

I think I want to buy the MacGyver Season 1 dvd.
 
 
alas
21:34 / 14.02.05
No, plinths are so totally real! They're in everyday conversation, like, every day! You're just not listening, man!

I am avoiding grading. Must. stop. avoiding. grading.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:36 / 14.02.05
Grading what? My posts? Who the hell are you to be grading my posts???

Oh I know plinths are real, but then again I also know Sasquatch is real too.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:39 / 14.02.05
Look, if plinths weren't real, all them statues'd just fall to the floor, wouldn't they? And you wouldn't want that, would you? WOULD YOU??? I'M TALKING TO YOU, BOY!!!

ahem

Evening, all. I'm not working tonight, so I should be asleep. Except that, while watching BG this morning, I got very, very stoned. And fell asleep (after it had finished, obviously. Nobody could sleep through that. Man, it was fucking ACE!!!). And only woke up at about 7 pm. I've now been to the pub (where the football was on, which sucked, primarily because it occupied most of my remaining hearing so conversation was tricky. Oh, and because I hate football as well), and am back here again.

How's YOUR ear, alas?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:41 / 14.02.05
hur hur... I said "urea"... hur hur
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:45 / 14.02.05
Hey Stoats!

I love this world.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:47 / 14.02.05
There's nothing I can say to that, toher than...


ARRRRRRRR!!!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:50 / 14.02.05
I love how 'Carnival Cruiser" will bring in the gullible..sorta like calling it "greenland"...cause its not.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:55 / 14.02.05
I've decided how to spend the next hour!

Because I've just remembered that I have a Legendary Pink Dots DVD which I have yet to watch... and I'm gonna write an unsolicited review for TangoMango's website of the new Julian Cope album, cos I'm starting to develop a slightly obsessive relationship with it (you know how every now and then an album turns up which you HAVE TO LISTEN TO AT LEAST ONCE A DAY OR IT FEELS WEIRD??? it's got me like that).

And, of course, Late Shifting.
 
 
alas
21:55 / 14.02.05
Well, I did the American thing and went to an American Doctor--not a doctor, actually, because you can never see a doctor when you are actively sick, they are too busy, so you get to see a Physicians Assistant. So, because we haven't had housecalls since the pleistocene era, I got myself relatively cleaned and dressed and went out into the rain and cold when I felt like crap, and the nurse did the what-are-you-here-for routine, with the blood pressure, pulse, weight, temperature checks and then the dr. came in, looked in ear, looked up nose, prescribed an antibiotic, shook my hand, washed her hands, and left. I then paid my copayment, went to the drug store, bought my drugs (i.e., paid my copayment) and am dutifully taking two a day and not going to create no superbacteria because I didn't take them all nosirreee, not me.
 
 
alas
21:57 / 14.02.05
oh, and HELLO ALL YE PIRATES--that's a mighty fine looking ship, Keggers. It's actually incredible. Do you want to explain?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:59 / 14.02.05
nope... It was sent to me by an old lither on my lj.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:00 / 14.02.05
Oooh, that doesn't sound fun at all.
I've got a weird one with my doctor (largely, I think, because Hackney Council is horribly in debt)- every time I get to see someone about my ear (never "my" doctor, which I don't really mind, because he was a bit of a git anyway- when I told him I was apparently in need of a check for colon cancer he said "I'll put you in touch with the ass people"...), they tell me to come back in a week, and not to bother making an appointment until then. HOWEVER, the receptionist has different ideas...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:04 / 14.02.05
Aah, the LPDs rock... in "Love In A Plain Brown Envelope" Ka-Spel sings the classic line "all the fannies... and the grannies... and the grannies with teh antelopes of Lapland". I think it's the "of Lapland" that MAKES that song.

Sorry.

Return to the point. [Zim]I COMMAND YOU!!![/Zim]
 
 
alas
22:05 / 14.02.05
ooh, tell me more. This is like a British version of E.R.! Except, 1) I've never actually seen ER, but they tell me there's a George Clooney guy on it and 2) it's not really at all like it, I suspect. Except for the SUSPENSE. I MUST know about the RECEPTIONIST'S "IDEAS"!!!!
 
 
alas
22:07 / 14.02.05
[ummm, surely there are no antelopes in Lapland, really--rein deer, yes, but aren't antelopes technically, umm, African?]
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:16 / 14.02.05
Well, yeah. Okay. But the LPDs are Dutch/British. The Dutch contingent are probably very smoked-up, and the English know fuck all about geography. (I'm a good example of this.) No, hang on, they MUST have antelopes in Lapland. I'm not sure why, they just must.

This is strange. I'm wearing headphones, cos I'm facing the computer, and the DVD player is on my deaf side.

Apologies for my incoherence, everyone, but I managed not to drink for A FUCKING WEEK!!! So my tolerance is low. (But I have good news for my alcohol coundellor on Thursday, for once!!!)


Ahh, the receptionist didn't really have a story. She just thought (or rather KNEW, as she's the one who does the bookings) that they don't do stuff without appointments anymore. Foolishly, I didn't make one.

But had she HAD a good story, I bet it would have been that she WASN'T REALLY the receptionist- the doctor was a FAKE doctor, only there because some evil genius mastermind guy had an appointment that morning, and they figured it'd be a good way to catch 'em, and the receptionist was just there to tell him who came through the door without arousing suspicion...
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:29 / 14.02.05
a likely story indeed...
 
 
alas
22:31 / 14.02.05
See, I had to take my nieces to a doctor in Britain, and I like them better--and I don't think this is just a squishy American Anglophilia rearing its sentimental head. They seem to take a much more narrative approach to things--had my nieces draw pictures (which served as a test for fine motor skills); really looked at them, talked to them. US drs are all bent on tests made by equipment with digital read-outs, and drugs for everything--but no drugs that are fun!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:32 / 14.02.05
NyQuil is pretty fuckin amazing!
 
 
alas
22:34 / 14.02.05
I gotta agree--Keggers: Nyquil is fun, but whoever had fun on an antibiotic?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:35 / 14.02.05
Have you tried your antibiotic with NyQuil?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:38 / 14.02.05
Mamouth? Mamouth is closed cos maears are listening to Sunn 0))) - who are coming here, so I'm amazingly excited.

Subbing someone else's incredibly dodgy style guide is horrific. (I'm sorry, there's someone out there who doesn't know how to spell "colander"? Fuck's sake.)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:39 / 14.02.05
Yeah, our doctors are cool (apart from that Shipman guy)... but you can buy melatonin at the chemist's! That's got to be the best thing ever!
 
  

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