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THE LATE SHIFT DEMANDS PLINTHS!!!

 
  

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sleazenation
22:29 / 13.02.05
it might have plinths and beaks but does it have kits, cats, sacks and wives travelling away from St. Ives?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:31 / 13.02.05
Bring 'em on, sleaze... bring 'em on...

Just one question... how many, exactly?
 
 
alas
22:54 / 13.02.05
Stoat, I have an earache. I blame you, perhaps unfairly. I think I may have a sinus infection that is spreading to my left ear, but I can't be sure. It is the weekend, so unless I want to basically trundle myself to the emergency room...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:56 / 13.02.05
Sorry to hear that alas... please don't blame me!
But get thee to a doctor's in the morning, yeah?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:57 / 13.02.05
My work computer's doing weird shit again...
 
 
alas
23:05 / 13.02.05
I will go to a dr. tomorrow. Last night I thought it was going to explode, but I took a really hot shower, on the advice of grendal's mother, and it worked: I was able to get to sleep, and it didn't explode. It's hard to tell if it's getting better or worse today.

How is your ear--was it an exploded eardrum? Did someone stick a plinth in your ear?

I liked the percussiveness of the none none none none. Like King Lear, with Cordelia in his arms . . .
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:10 / 13.02.05
They reckon it's some kind of infection, but the eardrum's okay, apparently. I don't remember any earplinthing taking place, but my memory's a bit shit, so who knows?
If I'm still deaf by Wednesday I have to go back and they'll send me to a specialist.

Oh, btw... happy anniversary of the St Valentine's Day Massacre, everyone...
 
 
alas
23:14 / 13.02.05
I would love to go see the big Christo thing in Central Park. I have this fantasy of getting in my car and driving there, the 12 hours it takes to get into Manhattan, assuming little or no traffic...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:26 / 13.02.05
12 hours? That's AGES. Guess you must REALLY want to see it, yeah?
 
 
alas
23:36 / 13.02.05
Ah, 12 hours, in the middle of the United States, is regarded as a "doable" drive. On the edge of a doable day's drive, but doable. I have never been able to explain that to anyone who doesn't live here. It's the ugly child born of the old romance of the road/ road-buddy films, and the complete lack of public transport options. You start thinking in terms of hours in the car, and if you can do 3, you can do 6, and if you can do 12 and be in Manhattan walking through the Saffron streaming "Gates", as opposed to winding up, say, on a gray interstate in the middle of Nebraska, well, it becomes doable. We had this idea, some friends of ours, that we would take off, in a 15 passenger van--four adults, three semi-grown kids, 4 dogs--and take our dogs for a walk in the park... You know, a kind of extravagant gesture that you do for an artwork that cost millions and took years and will only be up for 16 days...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:43 / 13.02.05
That whole "distance " thing never ceases to amaze me... a few years ago I was going out with a South African girl, and I couldn't get my head around the fact that she and her friends used to drive up to Cape Town (which was about 8 hours away) EVERY WEEKEND to go clubbing, and thought little of it.
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:45 / 13.02.05
I know what you mean, alas. I mean, I have read On The Road, after all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:51 / 13.02.05
Try driving for 12 hours over here, and you end up in the sea. Unless it's me driving, of course. In which case you end up going round in circles.

I remember being absolutely gobsmacked when Baz Auckland was living here and he just got up one morning and said "I think I might go to Oxford today". Jesus! That'd be "planning at least a week in advance and packing some sandwiches" territory for me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:02 / 14.02.05
Something's just struck me about all the media coverage of Prince Charles's impending nuptials... all the papers keep going on about "overwhelming public opposition" to Camilla's ever becoming Queen...

...I think they're forgetting that one of the essential differences between a monarchy and a democracy is that public opinion counts for fuck all.

And this is why we will win (comrades)! Because even the fucking royalists don't understand the concept of monarchy!
 
 
alas
00:11 / 14.02.05
Ah! But over here in On The Road territory, monarchy makes complete sense. I'm half convinced that 90% of the US would actually prefer kings and queens and all that rot.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:15 / 14.02.05
The very concept of an American royal family fills me with fear...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:21 / 14.02.05
I figure if we got rid of ours, we could have PROPER celebs like wot you do. I have no idea who most British celebrities are. Which kind of defeats the object.

(And would that same 90% be in favour of their tax dollars going towards paying the fuckers?)
 
 
alas
00:37 / 14.02.05
Wayll, it may be that we prefer to have y'all do the actual paying for them. . . But I think many people feel completely alienated from our "democracy"--we don't feel like our opinions count or are heard, really--we're just a number even to our Congressperson, let alone our Senators, who have to represent the whole state; and the president? Give up. And our state governments are lousy and the whole two-tiered system is confusing. There's too much to pay attention to, too much confusion.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:41 / 14.02.05
Yeah, I think we're both fucked on that count...

Maybe I'm not opposed to the idea of a royal family... just the one we've got. (Although the Queen does seem to realise that she's just there as a tourist draw, and keeps a fairly low profile- well, as low as you can when you're the Queen-, really- I respect that.)
 
 
alas
00:46 / 14.02.05
I kept trying to click on that as a link, then I decided it was just your fucked up computer.

I really should go to bed--my left ear really hurts, so I think I'll try the shower trick again and then some serious meds.

'Night, Stoat. I hope I'm not leaving you here alone. I worry, you know--you, all alone, in the big world wide web...

Just stick to the well-lighted paths, and don't talk to any wolves you might meet, and whatever you do, don't believe them if they say they'll just walk you part way to granny's. (They all say that but they're just after one thing!)
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:47 / 14.02.05


There! Thats is for the happy out of me for the next 24 hours!! Grrr!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:59 / 14.02.05
Night, alas. Good luck with the ear. (And actually it wasn't my computer that time... it was me being a spacker.)

Careful, keggers... you'll wake Suedey's scary balloon man from the other thread...
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:06 / 14.02.05
Noooo! Runs screaming looking for clowns to comfort him.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:19 / 14.02.05
How are you this fine evening, keggers?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:25 / 14.02.05
Eh... could be worse...could be better. Same ol' same ol'.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:31 / 14.02.05
I'm looking forward to getting out of work in a few hours... that'll be nice.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:45 / 14.02.05
Yes, no matter the job, its always nice to get out of work.
 
 
Mazarine
01:49 / 14.02.05
Evening all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:50 / 14.02.05
Evening Sally!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:52 / 14.02.05
Evening. Check out the plinths!
 
 
Mazarine
02:12 / 14.02.05
I know! How are you two?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:17 / 14.02.05
I M GUD... work's a bit dull, so I'm trying to inject some glam into the proceedings by listening to Julian Cope and Marianne Faithfull very loud (in one ear, anyway). It's keeping me awake, at least.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:20 / 14.02.05
Im listening to Motley Crue and mourning my good ol' days...

How's Sally doing?
 
 
Mazarine
02:24 / 14.02.05
Well, I decided yesterday that I'm not keeping the second job I just got. Bloody video store.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:27 / 14.02.05
Oh God, ditch that. That's gotta suck.

Hey, I got officially disciplined at work tonight! (not quite as rude as it sounds). I was guilty of insulting the appalling spelling of one of our Account Management team in an email. Apparently that's not on, despite the fact that my job. is. largely. to. check. people's. spelling.
Ho hum. It was funny, though. Even my boss thought it was funny.
 
  

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