I knew it! I should have started with a few tasteful Italian sculptures then gone for the big reveal.
Anyway, he's my kind of superhero.
Mr Blessed? Two words.Plinth Aid. Alternatively you could try standing still for a very long time and see if any helpful bohemians are willing to accommodate. Bit of a gamble as you're just as likely to attract a nice birdshit toga though. Might be worth considering though.
I think the plinth headed guy is lovely. He looks a bit like RamMan. Like he's going to crease at the waist, bend over and charge at you with PlinthDeath in his eyes. But what he'll end up doing is just lightly carress you with his leafy head. Maybe pour some PlinthOil down your back and give you a damn good leafing. Softly at first of course but then building up to a nice greeny thrashing. Yum. And then we could lie down and i could stroke his softly throbbing Plinth 'till morning comes round.
