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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
08:34 / 30.01.07
Tiny Miracle Hannah makes my eyes bleed.
 
 
Princess
08:38 / 30.01.07
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Why are you talking about Native Americans in the past tense? Why are assuming that the many nations and peoples belonging to that group all have one religion/culture. Do you honestly expect us to believe that the ceremonial plastic axe is the "most prized" possesion? And why are you calling it an "artefact"? This is not a dead culture! "Totem Pole Fashion", really?

Eyes bleed now.

I will make sure of it.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:53 / 30.01.07
That site is a goldmine!



No one loved Christmas more than Elvis Presley®. Now, his generous holiday spirit and warm, sparkling charm is lovingly evoked in this exclusive, first-ever illuminated collectable porcelain tabletop Elvis Presley Christmas tree! Aglow with over 100 sparkling faceted gems and gleaming 22K gold, this distinctive, handcrafted Elvis Christmas collectable rotates as it plays the nostalgic melody of "Blue Christmas."
 
 
ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!
11:01 / 30.01.07
Elvis Presley®

That's... well, kind of expected. But upsetting.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:49 / 30.01.07
Is it wrong that I want one of those Elvis Christmas trees? It is, isn't it?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
15:27 / 30.01.07
Although I like the idea of the tree slowing down and gradually grinding to a halt while wisps of smoke come out of the inner gears as Elvis grows fatter and fatter.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:28 / 30.01.07
You will NOT mock the King.
 
 
Ganesh
16:04 / 30.01.07
Is it wrong that I want one of those Elvis Christmas trees? It is, isn't it?

It's neither here nor there but if you want it to be wrong/'naughty', I can pretend mild condemnation.
 
 
constant reader
16:10 / 30.01.07
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I might throw up.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
16:20 / 30.01.07
I don't think that's supposed to be cute. Ick!

Is it wrong that I want one of those Elvis Christmas trees? It is, isn't it?

If wanting that tree is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:40 / 30.01.07
I'm serious. If I could find an actual velvet Elvis painting--and considering I live in the Deep South, that seems wrong somehow--I would hang it in my living room, strew X-mas lights around it, and sing "Blue Moon" in a very bad baritone.

Well, I know of a bar around here that has turned one of its room into an Elvis Vault so maybe that'll do in a pinch.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
17:43 / 30.01.07
Start working on your baritone!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:49 / 30.01.07
Holy fuck.

You are my new best friend.
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
18:22 / 25.02.07
This may be only distressing to those who know Bubble Bobble, but I present to you, wholly undoctered, the box art for Bubble Bobble Revolution for the Nintendo DS:



Gleeeush.
 
 
grant
13:23 / 26.03.07
Only you, daddy. I promise.
 
 
Princess
13:32 / 26.03.07
Electra complex much? That's horrible.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
14:52 / 26.03.07
That's...ugh. Creepy & weird.
 
 
Ex
14:59 / 26.03.07
Grant, that is so touching. I may propose it to my own father, as the first step in a hideous psychological game of chicken.
 
 
Spaniel
18:35 / 18.04.07
Fuuuuccking horrrrrid.

First heard about this years ago, but it never fails to produce the Gleeeushusheshusheush effect.
 
 
Sunfell
18:48 / 18.04.07
I see your "Hannah" doll, and raise you these Jesus Action Figures.

But wait... there's more!

It's that Zombie Stare™ that creeps me out. OTOH, Hannah would come in handy as a 'passenger' if there were HOV lanes where I live. Happily, my city isn't that big...yet.
 
 
This Sunday
18:52 / 18.04.07
I think I want to hide behind the Elvis Christmas Tree every time I even stop to think about that fine collection of butterfly-dancing totem-pole-style plastic sacred wolf baby-things.
 
 
Liger Null
00:33 / 19.04.07
...“I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand...

Italics mine.
 
 
Liger Null
00:41 / 19.04.07
Actually, the writing automaton is kind of cool.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:03 / 12.06.07
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:05 / 12.06.07
I dunno. I kind of like it.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:12 / 12.06.07
No. WRONG.
 
 
constant reader
13:55 / 02.08.07
Where these mentioned already?

You too can have your own dead-eyed plastic-like robochild.

Kill it.
 
 
HCE
14:51 / 02.08.07
They could've given the kid a neck while they were at it. Love the Madame Pompadour wig thing on top.
 
 
Mono
14:56 / 02.08.07
ughghghggggggg.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:26 / 02.08.07
It's not meant to be cute, really, but when US ad firm Crsipin Porter & Bogusky "reanimated" Orville Redenbacher, the result is really horribly fucking creepy. The dead eyes, the spidery hands, the reaction shots of the horrified people around him.

CP&B did the creepy "Burger King" stuff, which kind of worked for me. Deadenbacher... doesn't. Yeeee.
 
 
Ticker
20:04 / 02.08.07
holy shit that was disturbing
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:19 / 02.08.07
tiny what
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:53 / 02.08.07
That was, hands down, the stuff of nightmares. How do ad execs justify their paychecks?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:41 / 10.08.07
I want to say that this is sort of cute, but to be honest, I'm really not sure.
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:01 / 10.08.07
Oh there's always some strange mutations that happen near meteor crash sites. But THEY dont want you to know about that.

My dog has two noses!
- How does it smell?
Horrible!
(like Im the only one who thought of that!)
 
  

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