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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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Tsuga
02:03 / 02.03.08
Is the cake inside anatomically correct? Roils of pink grey frosting, wadded up inside the cranium, a little cake kidney, so adorable, a little cherry-cream cake lung with red velvet veins you can almost see throbbing. A sugar straw larynx, tiny candy shell bones, so brittle and sweet. You just want to pick up a knife and cut into it, don't you?

God, that thing is horrible. What the fuck is that person thinking? Shouldn't this be in the WINNERS thread? It wins this thread.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:10 / 02.03.08
I´m glad you like the cake, Tsuga. Why don´t you make a visit to Michelle´s site, and look at some more cake? There is also delicious horse cake, Millennium Falcon cake, Shopping Mania and 3D cat cake, and also cake breasts, gollum and a tank! It will be hard to overstate your satisfaction, I´m sure.
 
 
Katherine
12:10 / 03.03.08
Well from the site I would say that the person has amazing skill in creating some beautiful cakes (I do like the dragon one) but the baby cake? Why? Just Why?

Gleeeushushesheush! *shudders*
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:12 / 03.03.08
It's Cassandra Nova!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:32 / 06.03.08
 
 
Lama glama
13:30 / 06.03.08
Don't these people know that nothing good ever comes from sentient trees?
 
 
Tsuga
23:33 / 06.03.08
I see those tree face things all the time. I saw one yesterday, and two last week, and I fucking hate them. Besides the fact that they are ugly, they injure trees for a stupid god damned reason. If you want a stupid ugly face to look at for some reason, go out and buy a face jug.

 
 
Jack Fear
00:14 / 07.03.08
GAHHHHHH! NO THANKS
 
 
grant
02:48 / 07.03.08
I actually have one of those in my kitchen. Not identical, but the same idea. Mine has arms and legs. We store plastic bags in him. He is the Bag Man.

The children know him as the guardian of the kitchen after dark.

When he patrols.
 
 
Pingle!Pop
06:47 / 07.03.08
This is not supposed to be *cute*, but it's *definitely* gleeeushusheshusheush.

UK charity The Art Fund is backing a campaign calling for Royal Mail to issue a series of postage stamps created in memory of the 175 British servicemen and women killed in Iraq over the past five years

Please, please let it not happen....
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:53 / 07.03.08
But those 175 soldiers weren´t all killed (by the enemy). link

"The UK has lost 170 soldiers in Iraq as of October 9, 2007: 133 in ambushes, engagements, bombings or other attacks (including the shooting down of a C-130 Hercules transport plane which killed 10 soldiers).

Out of the remaining 37, the cause of death included accidents, 'friendly fire' incidents, illnesses, and suicide."

Why is it so hard for the media to not contort what has happened and to just stick to the facts? Instead of killed they could have written died. Then the reader wouldn´t get the idea that all 175 soldiers got killed in combat against their enemy. Some of those people died thanks to the US Army or by illness or by their own hands. Deaths like that are no exceptions to, but parts of the realities of war, that should also be mentioned.

Instead they use words like, blood, honour, sacrifice, proudly, celebrating. The same way the deaths of soldiers have been justified as necessary and unavoidable for centuries, when in fact often they are unnecessary and avoidable.
 
 
Pingle!Pop
09:41 / 07.03.08
Indeed. And perhaps if they do insist on making stamps with British soldiers on, they could also include some pictures of the Iraqis for whose deaths they are responsible? Maybe Steve McQueen could be persuaded?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:13 / 14.03.08
This was never meant to be nice, but it's fucking Gleeeushgushgush until you lock the doors and barricade them:

'Creepy gnome' terrorises town

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.


 
 
electric monk
16:59 / 14.03.08
I'm sure that's supposed to be a bit horrible, but it's actually kind of cute!
 
 
Ratzilla
21:38 / 17.03.08
It's worse than that, he's dead Jim
beam me up, Scotty
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:47 / 17.03.08
To go like no man has gone before! But that casket looks so sleek and shiny, it would be such a waste to just bury it. At least you can put the urn on the shelf next to the Data bust. It seems a bit pricy though. "Just cause we're bereaved trekkies doesn't make us saps!"
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:10 / 17.03.08
The gnomething doesn't make me go "Gleeeushusheshusheush." It makes me go "oh ffs it's a kid or a midget in a pointy hat doing a silly walk while someone films it on a mobile, why is it being discussed like it's the sodding Tunguska event or something, this is why we can't have nice things."
 
 
*
23:39 / 17.03.08
I get gleeushhged from the gnome thing. But not from the phenomenon itself; rather, from the idiotic coverage.

"OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT FROM US RUN."

Fucking FUCKS.
 
 
grant
16:17 / 18.03.08
Oh, but where's your sense of wonder? Mapinguary! De Loy's Ape! Ya-te-veo! Minhocão! And, most relevantly, the Black Dwarf of Casilda and the Green Men of General Acha!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:07 / 18.03.08
I know it's bollocks, and I know it's bollocks to report it as fact, but if you beleive it's true (and it can magically chase you over huge distances to wait outside your door purring), then it's gleusshgushgush. Mind you, one could say the same thing about spider crabs. Anyone got a picture?
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:34 / 18.03.08
I wish I was a minhocão-riding gnome who got buried in a star trek casket after dying in a fierce battle against spider crabs that was filmed with a cell phone by a bunch of teenagers.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:52 / 19.03.08
Bookends.

Bookends.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:44 / 20.03.08
/ENDS
 
 
Ex
10:46 / 20.03.08
They'd look even better if you drew tiny moustaches on them.
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:02 / 20.03.08
Like this maybe?
 
 
grant
13:17 / 20.03.08
I hope they were killed humanely.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:09 / 20.03.08
Can anyone see any funny, relevant titles on the bookshelves? I'm giving away this chance to make a funny post.
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:40 / 20.03.08
AAR, those are CDs, not books.
 
 
Liger Null
23:32 / 29.03.08
 
 
Triplets
23:37 / 29.03.08
Fear lux!
 
 
electric monk
02:38 / 30.03.08
That's not real. That can't be real.

That's Photoshop, or it was molded out of clay or something. It's got to be a joke.

It says, "Honor thy father and mother," for chrissakes!

Who in their right mind would think that was a good idea?
 
 
iamus
04:42 / 30.03.08
Well it's worth bearing in mind that the career vocation of light-switch designer may not be the sole preserve of the right-minded.
 
 
Tsuga
12:53 / 30.03.08
That is real. I've seen one before in person, and got to flip the "switch". Though, to be honest, I didn't think about it at the time, being a child. Now I'm trying to remember where it was, I think in the vestibule of my church.
 
 
Triplets
07:54 / 31.03.08
Hang on. The position of that switch in terms of Jesus' body... oh dear.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:24 / 31.03.08
That really is a 'glory hole'
 
  

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