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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

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Less searchable M0rd4nt

07:55 / 06.12.04

This is the most recent thing to make me go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!"

It is the "Hanging With Hannah" doll. I fear it. I fear the mind behind it. I fear the company that would sell it.

I fear for us all.

What has made you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" recently?

Rev. Orr

08:06 / 06.12.04

I think it's the little note at the bottom: "Plush kitten not included" that sums it up for me.

It's a semi-realistic, poseable, open-mouthed doll of an eight-year-old. Which gap in peoples' lives, exactly, is this meant to fill?

Grey Area

08:07 / 06.12.04

It might just be that that doll is the creepiest thing I'll see all week...

w1rebaby

08:43 / 06.12.04

I've always thought the world was missing a pre-pubescent RealDoll.

Liger Null

10:03 / 06.12.04

What's worse is that I really dig the overalls.

iamus

10:29 / 06.12.04

It's gotta be a police sting operation. Pete Townsend better stay on his toes.

The real question is, what happened to the poor girl who modeled for it?

iamus

10:32 / 06.12.04

Such a pretty girl!

Actually, that's the bit that sums it up for me.
Gleeeushusheshusheush indeed.

Haus of Mystery

11:07 / 06.12.04

What a fantastic prop for a horror movie!

The work of Anne Geddes sends a shiver down my spine...

and more worryingly she's done photography for Celine Dion's new album. Is that a sign of the apocalypse?

alas

11:10 / 06.12.04

perfectly capturing Hannah's lively personality

Ummmm...."lively"?

■

12:57 / 06.12.04

Oh, that's just creepy. If I ever see one of those I'm reporting the owner to the police right away.

Looby

14:09 / 06.12.04

Anne Geddes - those pictures are just... gghhahtbleurgh! I use her photos as a good measure of character - if someone's got one of her calendars on the wall I know what to expect...

w1rebaby

17:11 / 06.12.04

To be honest, I'm not that "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" about these things. I'm more "Nuuuuuuuuuuuh!"

Stuff like this:

which I posted about some time ago but I really cannot forget.

Prepared to defend their beloved country, America's troops answer the call of freedom. To honor our U.S. Armed Forces, The Hamilton Collection proudly presents this Faithful Fuzzies™ collectible figurine tribute to all who serve our nation.

Look at all the authentic details and this handsome bear's boundless courage and fierce commitment to his country - it will fill your heart with pride. This is an exclusive and quantities are limited. Please order now.

$20 and it's yours.

Warewullf

17:13 / 06.12.04

Best of all, Hannah is constructed and weighted so you can pose her almost any way you can think of!

I'm sorry, but that's just not on...

Fridgemagnet is right, it's a RealDoll for paedophiles.

w1rebaby

17:21 / 06.12.04

I'm surprised it doesn't have orifice specifications.

(The doll, not the bear.)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:17 / 06.12.04

That's utterly vile.
Perhaps it's a cunning ploy to lure nonces out of hiding?
Please can it be a cunning ploy to lure nonces out of hiding?
Please?

The alternative's too horrible to contemplate.

Haus of Mystery

18:24 / 06.12.04

More shit to scare kids:

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:45 / 06.12.04

Bad Anne Geddes very very bad. Anne Anne Geddes bad Geddes very bad hide must hide very bad very very bad Anne Geddes bad must hide nooooooowwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:54 / 06.12.04

When, oh when, oh when will people STOP THINKING OF THE CHILDREN?????

Just for a couple of minutes.

C'mon, Anne, you gotta admit, it's getting a bit...

...weird.

Triplets

19:58 / 06.12.04

I'm surprised it doesn't have orifice specifications.

Today on Blue Peter, we're going to need a drill, a used up toilet roll and 5 pounds of flesh tone heavy-wear latex.

Brr.

Actually, just install one of these

Triplets

20:01 / 06.12.04

It's a semi-realistic, poseable, open-mouthed doll of an eight-year-old. Which gap in peoples' lives, exactly, is this meant to fill?

I think you're supposed to fill the gap, Orr.

Haus of Mystery

20:07 / 06.12.04

Enough, maybe, of the paedo stuff?

On to new horror!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:13 / 06.12.04

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????

MY EYES!

MY EYES!

I HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH
WIPE AWAY MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

IA
IA
SHUB-NIGGURATH...

AIEEEEEEE.........

w1rebaby

20:14 / 06.12.04

...the fuck?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:25 / 06.12.04

Oh, thanks, retinal scarring. Just what I allllllways wanted, you unspeakable Stack Of Bastard.

Haus of Mystery

20:30 / 06.12.04

Now you know what your all getting for Christmas!

Yours
The Unspeakable Stack Of Bastard.

Haus of Mystery

20:36 / 06.12.04

Oh but what about the cat lovers?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:41 / 06.12.04

You fucker.

lekvar

20:57 / 06.12.04

Good lord. I used to work at a poster shop that catered to these people. Four walls of nothing but Anne Geddes and Thomas Kinkade.

If you want to know horror, imagine a baby dressed as a bumble bee stepping on a human face, forever.

Haus of Mystery

21:00 / 06.12.04

But babies are SO CUTE though!

Dance for us! Yes! Dance! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAARGH....

Sorry.

nuuuuuh

urgh

What ARE those pets-in-a-shell-things supposed to be about? I mean, is there a rationale for their existence?

Ganesh

22:14 / 06.12.04

Bit China Mieville, innit?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:16 / 06.12.04

What, I ask you, WHAT could a little doggy have done to deserve such Remaking?

Baz Auckland

02:32 / 07.12.04

Behold the Evil!

What kind of mother would let Celine Dion touch their child?

charrellz

03:29 / 07.12.04

I would imagine that Celine Dion is the kind of mother that would allow Celine Dion to touch her child. Not that would make it OK, mind you.

Ahh, destroying a joke; the joy it brings.

But seriously, who the hell would let Celine Dion near their kid? Aren't there laws against that sort of thing?

Oh, and back to creepy dolls, check out this one, as well as this one.

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