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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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paranoidwriter waves hello
21:11 / 12.08.05
Top photo! I reckon the one in the middle is doing a solo and the others are doing that "Uh-huh, telll it like it is"-style closed eyes head nod, ready to join in for the final harmony. I wonder what they're singing..."Poppa don't preach"? (groan)

Those egg babies remind me of Body Worlds, except that I actually find them faaaaaaaaar more disturbing. Imagine getting one of those in the post! *shiver*
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:20 / 12.08.05
Imagine getting one of thise in the post! *shiver*

Oh no! The postwoman looks pissed off enough every time, she has to get up the stairs (just one floor!) to my door to hand me some DVDs or books I ordered. Now if she had to deliver these...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
21:55 / 12.08.05
Poor postie. Imagine if for some odd reason the parcel split open in their hands; they'd probably call the police.

This might be a little sick, but I keep thinking of that Chris Morris 'Jam' sketch where the couple are comforting eachother in their living room and their "friend" turns up with a tiny coffin and gives it to them:

"I made it myself..."

Eek!
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:04 / 12.08.05
I have one of these alien foetuses in a jar on a book shelf. For the longest time, I had it in the fridge. But no one, who opened my fridge ever even mentioned it!

I got the AF from a colleague. He had it in our office, but our boss made him take it away. We had lots of clients, and our boss was worried, a pregnant woman might get distressed, if she notived it.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:58 / 18.08.05
Almost. Pre-menstrual tampons.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
10:07 / 18.08.05
Err, what? Pour-quoi? Que?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
10:27 / 18.08.05
I think that's not real... check the URL...
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
11:01 / 18.08.05
The guy claims he got the pages from someone working on the project and is hosting them himself as the company hasn't actually put them out yet. Trust what thou wilt...
 
 
Triplets
11:14 / 18.08.05
"Red Menace"

That's got to be taking the piss.
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:03 / 18.08.05
four fun "flavors"

Would that be in the same vein as why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
 
 
iamus
20:11 / 23.08.05
 
 
Ganesh
20:14 / 23.08.05
That's "supposed to be all cute and stuff", is it?
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:27 / 23.08.05
Aw, I love this dog! You can really see all that Inner Beauty.

Here are some more pics of that cute animal:



 
 
Ganesh
20:40 / 23.08.05
I do like its Marilyn Mansonesque contacts.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:13 / 23.08.05
I might believe in pre-menstrual tampons but erm... risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome. I don't think so. That's got to be a hoax.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:51 / 24.08.05
Whoohoo, just found his homepage: samugliestdog!
And They have Sam T-Shirts...

That dog is fascinating, it has a kind of wabi-sabi quality about it.


 
 
Ganesh
07:56 / 24.08.05
Didn't Anna Nicole Smith marry that dog?
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:11 / 24.08.05
Didn't Anna Nicole Smith marry that dog?

Affirmative.

Actually, there are parallels to ANS´s husband. That dog has lots of illnesses, is quite old (14 years) and is expected to croak at any moment.
 
 
iamus
14:42 / 24.08.05
The tampons look like even more of a joke when you see the site's opening animation.
 
 
electric monk
03:13 / 25.08.05
scarybaby.jpg

Adobe needs to put a little more work into that "Cute Baby" filter they added to the new Photoshop.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
10:40 / 25.08.05
It's not original, no. But can anyone honestly tell me they weren't haunted by

THE LOLLIPOP GUILD as a child. Actually fuck being achild, these guys STILL scare the shit out of me...

 
 
Mistoffelees
14:44 / 25.08.05
Look Edward, it´s chiiildren. Do you want lollipops?
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:26 / 26.08.05
What is it with these pics? Turning up all over the internet. Creepy. And pink.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
16:29 / 26.08.05
Is the word in the left-hand corner what you say when you see that picture?

"Cewriswv!!"

(Pronounced Cuhyooreeswiv)
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:36 / 26.08.05
*breathes heavily*

"Don´t underestimate the power of the Cewriswv!"
 
 
Smoothly
17:35 / 26.08.05
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
18:15 / 26.08.05
"Cewriswv!!"

I thought it would be pronounced "Cerise" given the picture...
 
 
modern maenad
14:35 / 05.09.05
Its a fruit and vegetable soft toy!!!

 
 
Mistoffelees
15:48 / 05.09.05
Is it humping a pineapple turtle?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
20:03 / 06.09.05


This was part of an advert for something. I forgot what, but the gist of it was that you could be chilled out and laid back like this guy.
 
 
grant
18:04 / 14.09.05
This (found via mimismartypants) is a gleeushusheshush! that unwinds slowly, via a three-step process.

The Harrisonburg School Lunches:

This one first. The main page.

Then this. An aromatic delicacy. (If the link doesn't work, just follow the BBQ Meatball link from the main page.)

And And finally, this. A crafts project for the family.
 
 
Liger Null
19:14 / 14.09.05
I totally dig the puppy on the couch!
 
 
mondo a-go-go
14:52 / 05.10.05
Yick.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:23 / 05.10.05
“How can you resist such a cutie? this lovely little girl is so adorable you just will want to hole her for ever”

Where do you find these pages!?

That baby has the same disturbing irritating stare, that a former boss of mine had. Once or twice a month she shows up in my nightmares. Probably again tonight. Thanks.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:55 / 05.10.05
 
  

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