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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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mondo a-go-go
16:02 / 05.10.05
I didn't find that one. Rich Johnston found that one.

I can't help it if some of my friends keep turfing these terrors up, can I?
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:18 / 05.10.05
It´s okay, I should have known better than to click on links in this thread.

Some of that stuff I really like. That devil dog or that domed forehead pigtail girl. Soothing desktop material, makes you feel comfortable.

But pics like that are rare on the net, the supply doesn´t nearly meet the demand.

Those scary "cute" dolls, on the other hand, that are posted like land mines all through this thread are just evil!

And everybody feel free to imagine ironic winking smileys all over my post!
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:35 / 16.10.05
No comment.
 
 
Triplets
14:58 / 16.10.05
I think it's just the lurid camera angles chosen. In this scenario, Mist, aren't you the perverted one?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:25 / 16.10.05
She's putting her parts on the train, Gorbachev! Oh my.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:35 / 16.10.05
Me?
*looks dismayed*
I didn´t put up a blow up doll, big as a house, in a school outfit and over a train bridge, so that commuters can take a peek up "her" skirt.

Don´t blame the people who are revealing the decadent outcrops of modern urban life; but instead point to the truly responsible parties, who are profiteering from a distorted view concerning contorted ideas of female submissiveness, which are acceptable for some groups, if they can be exploited financially.
*solemnly puts down dictionary*
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:48 / 16.10.05
I'm trying to imagine an angle from which that wouldn't look dodgy...
 
 
A
08:28 / 17.10.05
What a shocking breach of etiquette. Ladies ride side-saddle. Don't they have a giant inflatable Finishing School?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
08:55 / 17.10.05
Christ leave her alone you lot. Can't a child have a sneaky pee in public without everyone going on about how disgusting it is. We all go to the toilet you know!!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:37 / 17.10.05
YES, BUT IF A MAN SHOULD RIDE UPON A STEEL WYRM WINDOWED AND WHEELED, AND SHOULD THIS WYRM BE DERAILED BY A TORRENT OF STINKING BLADDER-WATER, A MAN WOULD BE ANGRY INDEED.

WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE'S SO SPECIAL? SHE CAN BLOODY WELL GO IN THE SEA LIKE GODZILLA DOES.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:39 / 17.10.05
TRUTH!!! Bloody kids.
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:37 / 17.10.05
Just in time for Halloween:

glowing breast implants
 
 
A
13:57 / 17.10.05
(Technically, I think the giant schoolgirl would be better suited to the Things that make you go "Oo-er, that's a bit rude!" thread...)
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:39 / 19.10.05
Tooth Tattoos!

Doesn´t this look, like you didn´t brush your teeth for a long time? Or you ate so many es that their logos imprint on your teeths? What´s next, tattoos on your eyeballs (I shoudln´t even joke about this)?



Article here.

"A tooth tattoo will cost you about $200 to $300, but it's not as permanent as a real tattoo. A dentist can grind it off or replace the crown.

And that's just what the men say are so appealing about them. It's a walk on the wild side, without being too wild, or too committed."

"Turner adds, "It's a conservative man's tattoo, church man's tattoo.""




I weep for the species!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:43 / 19.10.05
Bite your tongue.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:58 / 19.10.05
Oh no!

Whoever said, that everything that can be thought of, will be done, really spoke the truth.
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:42 / 17.11.05
Aaaww, new cuddly toys for christmas.



Really want it? Click here.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:06 / 01.12.05
Hey hey we're the monkeys



and people say we monkey around



but we're too busy singing



but not too busy to touch you
 
 
All Acting Regiment
01:16 / 03.12.05
That shut you all up, didn't it?
 
 
Olulabelle
02:09 / 03.12.05
I'm not sure it's acceptable to post them everywhere.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
02:33 / 03.12.05
I know. I'll stop.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:07 / 03.12.05
That shut you all up, didn't it?

I found it slightly off-topic, ´cause how can monkeys ever be considered as "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" inducing?
 
 
mondo a-go-go
15:47 / 08.12.05
GAAAaaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHH
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:14 / 08.12.05
Disney is working on a new animated series that will replace Christopher Robin with a 6-year-old girl.

To quote one loquacious Rabbit: "Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness!"

The gamble could sweeten the pot of a company that already brings in $1 billion annually from Pooh merchandise...

There could be a side benefit to luring new kids to this idyllic forest.

"We hope people will fall for this new tomboyish girl. The last thing we want to be is the ones who brought the franchise down."


Who wrote that article, Gary Glitter?
 
 
charrellz
16:25 / 08.12.05
And their doing it in CG too. I hope Christopher Robin burns down the Hundred-Acre Wood in vengeance.
 
 
matthew.
16:51 / 08.12.05
"We got raised eyebrows even in-house at first, but the feeling was these timeless characters really needed a breath of fresh air that only the introduction of someone new could provide," says Nancy Kanter of the Disney Channel.

Maybe the characters need a "breath of fresh air" because Disney has been milking the shit out of them for fifty years. Just slow down the life-force sucking for a second, Disney, and people won't get tired of the characters.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
18:29 / 08.12.05
After whatever it was they did to poor Pooh's throat to give him that "Think of me as a special uncle" voice, they can do nothing more to shock me.
 
 
iamus
17:53 / 18.01.06
The evil dolly army now have the gift of song with which to suck your soul.

Courtesy of Little Marcy!
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:03 / 18.01.06
It's Hell. We're all in Hell, I'll tell'ya
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:02 / 18.01.06
Oh dear Lord.
 
 
Sekhmet
19:27 / 18.01.06
Oh Jeebus.

Almost as disturbing is the fact that the blurb provided at the top of the site is from something called The Hip Surgery Music Guide...
 
 
Sekhmet
19:29 / 18.01.06
Wait a tick... "PimpDaddySupreme"? This is a wind-up, isn't it?
 
 
Sekhmet
19:37 / 18.01.06
Never mind. It's real.

Gleeeeushushushush.


She sounds just like my husband's aunt. I'm not kidding.
 
 
alas
00:39 / 19.01.06
My grandma had a Little Marcy LP when I was a kid! With that watermark picture from the website on the cover. Surely she's dead by now? my first thought.

(I don't remember this song however...

And the fundies thought Sponge Bob was a problem...)
 
 
A
04:14 / 19.01.06
My friend, who knows about these things, tells me that Little Marcy plays a show once a year at some church in her hometown or something.
 
  

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