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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:52 / 10.08.07
It just looks....

(shivers)
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:27 / 13.08.07




 
 
Mistoffelees
15:33 / 13.08.07
That dog isn´t Gleeeushusheshusheush. He´s just got an extra nose.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:53 / 13.08.07
No, no, I'm sorry, it's definitely Gleeeushushushush for me.
 
 
Gendudehashadenough
18:58 / 14.08.07
So, walking through my favorite alley on the way to my favorite noddle soup -ine eatery(yup, i've got cattle-brain-saturation..) I'm passing a market I frequent which is apparantly short of readily available employment when this stench, no, fetours death rank, flows streaming past me. It was like someone decided to mop up some vomit-encrusted shit with 44 year old mop water while smoking a cigarette and eating one the tastiest, freshly baked confections from the coffee shop/cafe (which actually was baking massive amounts of goodies, as they are often known) just near the side of the throughway I'd been approaching. T

This, folks, is what makes me go gleeeeushusheshusheushsueshsh!1, and I didn't even see the shit.
Since this thread wants visuals and I CAN honestly understand why:
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:51 / 14.08.07
The Face Of Evil

"Hungry Girl." I fucking hate this blog yet find it bitterly compelling. I'm horrifically fascinated by the way that all the crap recipes are Frankenstinian agglomerations of ready-made ultra-processed artificial crap, sweetend with no-sugar crap and with the fat replaced by pure crap. What shall I have instead of my usual plate of greasy crap at 3000 calories from a multinational chain that sells lard with lard gravy and high-fructose corn syrup? Shall I cook a proper meal? Fuck no, I'll assemble a hideous facismile thereof from packets of crap! Mmmm, this plate of total crap is only 154 calories!

And the voice of Hungry Girl is exactly what that sugarless, fat-free, nourishment-free piece of crap would talk like. Relentlessly perky, awash with achingly forced puns, dotted all over with spurious punctuation!?!?, oh and that not-at-all-like-a-serial-killer 3rd-person thing. Fucking terrifying.
 
 
ibis the being
20:46 / 15.08.07
Wow... Hungry Girl embodies pretty much everything I'm against. She is my nutritional arch nemesis. Her food philosophy single-handedly proves my theory that the reason Americans are fat is because they consume food as recreational drugs rather than as food for the body:

Face it. No one wants to live in a world without pizza, chips, chocolate, cookies and ice cream. Luckily, Hungry Girl, the guru of guilt-free foods, is on the case. She's always ready to make over a meal or find a diet-friendly answer to any craving -- in a flash. No diet dilemma is too large, or too small, for the goddess of grub.

So, don't eat healthy foods, just satisfy cravings with these tricks that will help you avoid feeling guilty... is that eating? Or classic addictive behavior? I find it interesting that about two-thirds of her comments are praise, and the other third all refer to her suggestions as "crap."
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:13 / 15.08.07
I know! HG is made of aspartame and fat replacers and EVIL.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:15 / 15.08.07
(Also: fuck "guilt-free" as an adjective for food. The only time your food ought to be making you feel guilty is if it's non-fair-trade, or veal or pate-de-fois-gras, or if it got flown in from the otehr side of the world when you could have got it next door, or is fucked up in some other mesurable increasing the level of suffering in the world way. Otherwise take yr guilt and shove it.)
 
 
grant
02:36 / 25.08.07
Sweet Jesus, no!
 
 
Happy Dave Has Left
07:00 / 25.08.07
What. The. Fuck.

My eyes!
 
 
iamus
09:23 / 25.08.07
Is that child fucking juicing himself?!?
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:25 / 25.08.07
Where can I get this lovely record?
 
 
grant
20:08 / 25.08.07
Is that child fucking juicing himself?!?

Not unless he strapped his OWN legs in....
 
 
iamus
21:23 / 25.08.07
Aye, well presumably his loving parents have strapped the poor wee bastard in and are encouraging him, through the medium of brightly-coloured moulded plastics, to bulldoze that big lever down his stomach and "go potty" "all by himself"....
 
 
Papess
04:16 / 29.08.07
This is wrong...right?



I am not sure if it makes me laugh, or a little upset. Especially the little feet sticking out at the end! Aww....oh dear.
 
 
Madman in the ruins.
20:05 / 29.08.07
Its like Hamburger? Tortoise? or device to stop the sproglet falling off the sofa and hurting itself?
 
 
Tsuga
22:48 / 29.08.07
I dunno, the babyburger is pretty harmless. I mean, it would be hard to harm that child, just the fontanel and footies exposed. The strapped-in, shit-juicing, child playtime plastic Lil' Sparky electric chair is another matter altogether.
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:22 / 04.09.07
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
14:25 / 05.09.07
What I can't countenance is the Kindershitjuice's fucking teeth. I can well imagine wandering into the toilet on a hungover Sunday morning and finding that thing giggling and palpating itself, desperate attempts to remove it only resulting in losing perfectly semicircular chunks of my body. And now, I will spend the rest of the day in a doomed attempt to un-imagine it.
O GOD.
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:17 / 06.09.07
uncanny pseudocat puppet
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:51 / 17.09.07






I can´t think of any captions that would improve on these pictures.
 
 
Princess
07:57 / 17.09.07
It looks like a grey is hiding behind Jesus' flimsy latex face.
This is probably not what the artist was aiming for.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:04 / 17.09.07
With 'grey' do you mean those Scully abducting X-File aliens?
 
 
Spaniel
08:20 / 17.09.07
I'm pretty sure sculptures like those have made their way onto Barbelith before. Think we devoted a whole thread, or at least a good chunk of one to 'em.
 
 
Princess
08:39 / 17.09.07
I'm not an x-files fan, but more than likely.
They have heads shaped like guitar picks and large black eyes that slant into the middle.

Or so I am told.
 
 
Tsuga
09:13 / 17.09.07
Don't call Jesus a greyface.
Does he really need to stand behind them like that? I mean, that's the classic come-on, "See, you hold it like this, no, no, you put this hand here and this hand..." Suddenly they see each other's eyes and both realize how close their faces are, their mouths expectantly open...
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:16 / 17.09.07
Since Jesus supposedly had an alien father, that artist may have had those greys in mind, when he was busy sculpting. E.T. came back from the dead, too. Coincidence? Probably not.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:38 / 17.09.07
Jesus is actually Doctor Who, didn't you hear? Some vicar said that as Doctor Who is a Timelord, so Jesus is "Lord of Time".
 
 
Jack Fear
12:35 / 17.09.07
First the U2charist, now the Doctor Whocharist. Jesus, you should pardon the expression, Christ.

I say this as a church-goer myself; If this is the best that organized religion can do, then maybe it deserves to die out.
 
 
HCE
14:00 / 17.09.07
Does he really need to stand behind them like that?

Exactly! Somebody tried that with me while I was playing pool and I kept waiting for him to start laughing - it had to be a joke, right? Because nobody would actually try that for real, right?

The world is so much worse than we think.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:09 / 17.09.07
Here is a link to more sporty Jesus. There is Martial Arts Jesus, Rollerblading and Skiing Jesus. Plus CHEERLEADING HOLY BEAR (their caps, not mine), angels swinging baseball bats and bowling balls and much much more!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:23 / 20.09.07


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Hydra vs Leviathan
17:52 / 28.09.07
Some definite Uncanny Valley action going on here...
 
 
Princess
14:48 / 30.09.07
That is so lovely.
I am not gleeushed at all. I think it is one on the nicest, most endearing and beautiful things in the world.

The woman has an inner troubled sasquatch. There can be few things cooler.
 
  

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