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Things that make you go "Gleeeushusheshusheush!" [PICS]

 
  

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All Acting Regiment
18:29 / 30.09.07
I drew stuff like that all the time at school, on A3 sheets. Cleaners had to cover it up. Scared the boys.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:19 / 20.10.07
I'm torn between love and disbelief.

And astonishment at the many many surprises the Internet can continually toss at me.
 
 
Mono
16:37 / 20.10.07
Sometimes I miss the US. And sometimes I'm glad that there's an ocean between us.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:41 / 20.10.07
That sounds about right.
 
 
Talas
21:28 / 20.10.07
The HK-AK-47 kind of makes your eyes bleed, until you try to order it and it eventually clicks through to a book on art and parody on Amazon.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
03:20 / 21.10.07
RUINER.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:59 / 21.10.07
Fuck it, I'm gonna make one.

...erm... anyone got an AK I can borrow?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
09:54 / 22.10.07
?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:12 / 28.10.07
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:04 / 16.11.07
Yes, this is soap.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:32 / 16.11.07
EWWWWWWWWRONG!!!
 
 
Papess
18:28 / 16.11.07
I guess that is supposed to be hand soap.
 
 
Princess
18:06 / 17.11.07
WHY!
wHY!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
 
 
Olulabelle
18:13 / 17.11.07
OhmyGOD.
 
 
This Sunday
18:58 / 17.11.07
Okeh, that soap's gonna make me cry. For hours.

More than bash.org ever did.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:11 / 17.11.07
Imagine the way that would get if you actually used it. All melty and nubby.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
23:17 / 17.11.07
And you'd always remember afterward, every time you washed your hands, every time you felt soap on your hands, you'd remember those hands...until you die.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:02 / 18.11.07
I would almost rather wash my hands with this.

(Well, no, blatantly I would not. I just wanted to make all you cute hand soap people think of soap mummies. Cuz I'm a git.)
 
 
grant
14:51 / 19.11.07
Wait - are you implying that those hand soaps aren't actually made from real hands?
 
 
Papess
15:00 / 19.11.07
Maybe not, but this soap is made from a human baby.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
15:38 / 19.11.07
Fuxache! How is that ever sposed to be cute?
 
 
Papess
15:44 / 19.11.07
It's not, but maybe this one is better?



Same idea, better preservation. Cute though, isn't she? Only 3 years old when she died in 1920.
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:31 / 27.11.07
Repent. For the Master of Gleeeushusheshusheush shalteth unleash a movie on Chritsmas 2008.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:35 / 27.11.07
I keep almost making Lj icons out of soap mummies and then deciding that it's a bit much, really, when you think about it. Not the baby soap mummies though.
 
 
Princess
09:10 / 28.11.07
Why is it gleush? I see only twee christmasness.
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:09 / 28.11.07
The movie is based on the extremely kitsch paintings of Thomas Kinkade.

"Kinkade has said he gains his inspiration from his religious beliefs and that his work is intended to contain a larger moral dimension. Many pictures contain specific chapter-and-verse allusions to certain Bible passages."

"The Los Angeles Times report that some of Kinkade's former colleagues, employees, and even collectors of his work say that he has a long history of cursing and heckling other artists and performers. The Times further reports that he openly groped a woman's breasts at a South Bend, Indiana sales event, and mentioned his proclivity for ritual territory marking through urination.

Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried and Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother."
 
 
Princess
10:18 / 28.11.07
Ah, I see.
 
 
Twice
15:44 / 28.11.07
Oh my...
 
 
Liger Null
18:49 / 28.11.07
So is this film going to be one in which the living dead residents of Uncanny Valley learn the True Meaning of Christmas?
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:02 / 28.11.07
It´ll be like Dorian Gray, but with cottages. And hopefully rated R.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:17 / 30.11.07

"Make sacrifice unto him! Bring him the blood of the outlanders!"
 
 
Princess
16:15 / 30.11.07
Where is that from?
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
17:52 / 30.11.07
That soap kind of makes me think of the thing made out of all those fused monkeys in Animal Man.

Or some vile ultradimensional multi-handed thing desperately trying to grope its way through an interdimensional crack in someone's bathroom, in order to inflict indescribable soapy horror upon the world. Which would be kind of cool, actually...

That red-eyed kid's very Midwich. Maybe "He" is the telepthic alien command officer...
 
 
Ticker
18:21 / 30.11.07
it is from:
WE ARE ZOGG
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
18:54 / 30.11.07
ZOGG!

I missed Zogg. I haven't read it in a while.
 
  

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