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HCE
19:31 / 16.09.07
Only so many songs can be sung with two, lips, two, lungs, and one tongue.

You know, it doesn't sound quite like that to me. More like:

On-ly-so-ma-ny-songs-can-be-sung-with-two-lips-two-lungs-and-one-tongue.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
12:59 / 18.09.07

holy crap, peru's about to be taken over by zombies!
 
 
Jot Evil Rules During Weddings
04:48 / 19.09.07
The George Orwell Plaza in Barcelona is under 24 hour closed circuit surveillance

Talk about irony
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:42 / 19.09.07
Sure it was really late (or early in the morning) but this had me cracking up hours after it was said:

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and this vial of nitro glycKABOOM!"
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:36 / 19.09.07
here's a clause from an insurance form I'm translating:


loss or damage or expense arising from the use of any weapon of war employing atomic or nuclear fission and/or dusion or other like reaction or radioactive force or matter

Those guys really worry about everything don't they? But, personally, if someone nuked my ships, I believe I'd have bigger things to worry about, honestly!

And the funny thing is, the form does not say what it is that is being insured...
 
 
Feverfew
19:58 / 19.09.07
I find it mildly entertaining when the "I'm Back!" thread is next to the "I'm off!" thread.
 
 
petunia
14:11 / 20.09.07
A man wearing Jamie Oliver's face as a loincloth.
 
 
johnny enigma
16:11 / 20.09.07
When is a horse not a horse?

When it's a donkey.
 
 
Papess
10:50 / 21.09.07
Little Britain is a real place in Canada.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:12 / 22.09.07
do knights ever get chainmail pattern baldness?
 
 
johnny enigma
08:35 / 22.09.07
Why does september seem to be nearly over, whereas August went on for ever?
 
 
HCE
04:50 / 24.09.07
These are some things I like:


Santiago Calatrava's train station in Lyons.


John Lautner's Arango house in Acapulco.



Tadao Ando's Modern Art Museum in Forth Worth.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
05:18 / 24.09.07
I've been listening to "Lovestoned" by the ineffable Mr Timberlake a lot recently. This morning I looked up the lyrics and realised that what I heard as, "She's got a limo ass" is actually, "She's got a lil more ass."

'Limo ass' wins, right?
 
 
HCE
14:39 / 24.09.07
Limo ass is much better.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:17 / 24.09.07
I'm not a Timberlake fan, but if he could write lyrics like "limo ass" I probably would be.
 
 
grant
00:59 / 25.09.07
Joss Whedon wrote Toy Story. And four episodes of Roseanne.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:13 / 25.09.07
My work computer's iTunes list my files as taking 9.9 days to play, and that's like 1% of the music I have. My God, how much music do I own? Who in God's name needs so much music you would have to listen to it for 2400 hours to get though it all once? What is wrong with me?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:17 / 25.09.07
I dunno, when I've had friends over with drugs I've managed two days of music without even scratching the surface... it builds up REAL quick.
 
 
Triplets
11:17 / 27.09.07
The neighbours are having their back garden dug up with a very fucking big digger. That I can feel through the floorboards of my house. UPSTAIRS.

I had my curtains closed so it felt, for all the world, like an ever approaching Jiant Robot.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
12:23 / 27.09.07
if I made a word processor there'd be a function called "shuffle" which would randomly reorder your 150 page document. this would be the default setting when you attempt to merge two versions of something together.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:41 / 27.09.07
Who in God's name needs so much music you would have to listen to it for 2400 hours to get though it all once? What is wrong with me?

Pentium processor?

Squid Head
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
13:19 / 28.09.07
why is it that when you have to mix your own yogurt, it feels like work, but when you get to dip your own Pocky, it's fun?
 
 
Princess
17:35 / 30.09.07
Wouldn't it be lovely if sex didn't have the monopoly on lapdancing?
Like, you could go into a club and people could go and dance around you in an intimate and friendly way. Never actually touching you but simulating the action of cupping your cheek in their hand? Possibly looking right into your face and saying, "actually, we're alright people, y'know?"

I would pay good moneys for this simulated friendship experience.
 
 
ibis the being
21:48 / 02.10.07
Free advice: never plan a wedding.
 
 
Papess
23:07 / 02.10.07
Oh dear, ibis...a huggle for the advice.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
14:33 / 04.10.07
I figure you, like me, probably often wonder if Charlie Brown was ever considered to be a poster boy for hydrocephalus.

According to Pediatrics, Vol. 32 No. 3, 1963: yes. Yes he was.

Dr. Charles Peck, in an appreciative and neighborly introduction, expressed local pediatric concern over the growth and development of Charlie Brown, a central member of the Peanuts group. Alarmed by their observations of head circumference and cervical anatomy (or its lack), and wishing to caution Mr. Schulz against an unsuspected hydrocephalus or an undiagnosed Klippel-Feil deformity, our Northern California brethren had gone to the trouble of having Charlie Brown drawn with 50 percentile head circumference, and at least some neck, for Mr. Schulz's guidance. A photograph of this drawing, in its unique frame, is reproduced here (Fig. 1) through the kindness of all concerned.

Sadly, Fig. 1 has not been reproduced online. If somebody has a local library with an extensive back issue selection of Pediatrics, or perhaps knows a pediatrician who with a mania for old literature pertaining to hir chosen science, would you be so kind as to investigate?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:36 / 04.10.07
Ha! A friend found it and sent it to me.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:12 / 09.10.07
I bet a lot of vegetarians are going to be really annoyed if they become zombies.
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:38 / 09.10.07
It is impossible to watch a show on Quilting without wishing that either I or the people on the show were on some major drugs.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:16 / 09.10.07
Sometimes, the lure of the sea will turn bikers into pirates.

Sometimes, the power of Jesus will turn bikers into Christians.

And sometimes... sometimes... magic happens.
 
 
Feverfew
20:17 / 09.10.07
"Of course! All Russian clocks run on ti-"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:40 / 12.10.07
When it comes down to it, the real difference between The Sound Of Music and the 20th Century is that if one looks at the early part of the 20th Century with the benefit of hindsight, one can actually see that the part where the Nazis turn up is, tragically, inevitable. Not so with the early part of The Sound Of Music, where there's no warning and it's all gravy until: "Suddenly, Nazis. Tons of the buggers".

I'm not sure if the 21st Century could learn anything from this, except perhaps to have some really catchy songs.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:00 / 12.10.07
Y'know Montreal Steak Spice isnt really a spice. Its a collection of crap spices mixed together and fancified with a name in an attempt to seem better than they are.

Y'know the Spice Girls arent really a spice...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:16 / 12.10.07
...they're a mineral.
 
 
Triplets
00:01 / 13.10.07
I'm not sure if the 21st Century could learn anything from this

Apart from, perhaps, that gobshites might turn up unexpectedly?
 
  

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