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Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:52 / 25.04.07
Edward James Olmos won't stop calling me, either.

Man, I wish it were Edward James Olmos.
 
 
Feverfew
19:15 / 29.04.07
Oh, Mister. Your eyes are full of hesitácion.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
21:10 / 29.04.07
2200-2323- "Rock Moominvalley", hosted by Chairman Maominstoat.

Someone please, please make this happen.
 
 
Dead Megatron
02:48 / 02.05.07
First, I have to point out that Matt is a fukin' genius. I'd totally illegaly download "Making Toast with Edward James Olmos" and watch it smoking something on my bathtub, specially if it is with holiday special guest James Earl Jones! (Pass me the toast...MY SON*)

But now, for my random thought:

I just spent ten hours of Labor Day holiday actually laboring my ass off. That's a first and, oh, the stinging irony!


* This is a Thulsa Doom reference, NOT a Darth Vader reference...
 
 
electric monk
17:48 / 02.05.07
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:01 / 02.05.07
What do they mean? Women having sex with "large and distressingly elaborate machines"?

I must know!
 
 
illmatic
18:06 / 02.05.07
Kali, I'm pretty sure you could find that quite quickly with Google. But don't.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:12 / 02.05.07
Well, it was mentioned in a New York Times Magazine article about Kink.com on Sunday. I was stymied. Baffled. And really wondering: "large and distressingly elaborate machines"?
 
 
ibis the being
23:14 / 03.05.07
There is no other place to put this:

I love Jack Beatty.

He's a news analyst for On Point Radio, senior editor for Atlantic Monthly, and author. He's super smart, has an impressive grasp of a wide range of subjects, and he's a big juicy lovely liberal and I love him for that.

In a recent Weekly News Roundup, he said, pretty much apropos of nothing, that he badly wants to erase the word strident from the national vocabulary, particularly in reference to Hillary Clinton, because it's nothing more than a nasty, horrible, misogynistic word that would never be used about a male politician because its primary purpose is to be sexist and demeaning.

GO Jack Beatty!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
05:59 / 04.05.07
Strident makes me think the person in question is walking around stabbing people violently in the chest with a very large trident, all of which to make a point.
 
 
penitentvandal
06:10 / 08.05.07
You know that game? Where you combine the titles of two books/films/whatever to make a new, composite one? I thought of a brilliant one last night, only it doesn't quite work:

'Vladimir and Eragon: Two tramps sit around idly on a park bench discussing the absurdity of the universe, until one discovers the last dragon's egg in existence.'

It doesn't quite work, of course, because the original V & E's play was Waiting for Godot, but I can't make that fit.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
17:59 / 08.05.07
I want to raise funds to re-make The Fifth Element shot-for-shot but in the last scene Bruce Willis and Mila Jovovich(?) realize that they need a shitload of boron and nobody's quite sure what boron is and the world blows up.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:05 / 08.05.07
And VV, I'd suggest "Two tramps await the return of a dragon rider who will free their people from the tyranny of the evil overlord, but he never shows up."
 
 
Feverfew
18:41 / 09.05.07
Oh lord. 62 to go. No, wait, wait, 61.
 
 
astrojax69
09:43 / 10.05.07
we're - in australia - in the midst of an election year and, though its not yet called (so we don't know a date) the campaigning is well and truly underway, with the federal budget speech, and the opposition's right of reply tonight.

fuck, i hate the bastards in office and in opposition. fucking useless the lot of 'em.

just needed to say that.
 
 
Dutch
15:03 / 10.05.07
Sunn 0))) vibrates my cockles
 
 
subcultureofone
22:44 / 12.05.07
several months ago, the title of the article ‘moths drink the tears of sleeping birds’ captured a bit of my brain and repeatedly drifted through my thoughts during the following weeks. it may sound pleasantly symbiotic, but the information the article contained was somewhat disturbing. i had no idea that some moths are really tiny nocturnal saline vampires [well, i knew about the tiny and nocturnal part].

it caused me to wonder many wonderings, such as: if there are no birds, what do the moths do? would human tears, for example, make an acceptable substitute? should i be sleeping with my head wrapped in gauze?

and, of course: how soon until ‘moths drink the tears of sleeping birds’ is the name of someone’s song/album/band?

i thought of it less and less until recently, when i came upon another phrase which evoked a similar response, though with more sinister and even more disturbing overtones.

‘creep grazing for suckling calves’ is, of course, an article from the field of animal husbandry. in addition to my concern for calves’ welfare, i couldn’t help but wonder: would ‘creep grazing for suckling calves’ be a good name for a follow-up album?

that’s all i’ve got.
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:51 / 12.05.07
New York is a really cool city. So far, I particularly like Union Square. Within 3 hours there today I:

saw one lone protester protesting against the Bush administration

saw a bunch of protesters protesting in defense of free speech in comedy

got my copy og Generation Hex (finally)

got a Decepticon t-shirt, which I've been fruitlessly seeking for a while

got a cool Ganesh t-shirt, which was a nice surprise (I miss our Ganesh)

saw a very beautiful dancer woman dancing with rollerskates and a sexy mermaid-esque costume

saw a guy playing that native Australian long pipe (what is it called, anyone?)

saw a Capoeira'a roda, made of a mixed Brazilian/Amercian crowd

napped after lunch on a bench while listening to my iPod and no one bothered me

spent hours on Forbidden Planet, just reading comics



Cool place, indeed
 
 
Mistoffelees
06:53 / 13.05.07
saw a guy playing that native Australian long pipe (what is it called, anyone?)

Didgeridoo?
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:38 / 13.05.07
Yep, that's the one. thanx
 
 
Triplets
08:50 / 17.05.07
This has nothing to do with Barbelith but if there's anything more boring than cats, it's people talking about their boring cats. Thank you, TV with Jeremy Kyle on in the other room.

* Enemy Cats do not fall under this umbrella, please consult your Venn diagrams.
 
 
Triplets
21:10 / 17.05.07
On second thought, maybe it does have a little to do with Barbelith.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:18 / 18.05.07
I should have gone to sleep a couple of hours ago really. At 1am it is only the normal sort of dark; now it's gone special dark, the kind with monsters.

I can't sleep if there might be monsters.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:58 / 18.05.07
How is it that being at work can do really fucked-up things with physics? It seems like there's nothing to do this week, but it just keeps coming. Lots and lots and lots of nothing. I don't know if I'm busy or idle. I think I'm bored, but I might be snowed under.

What I AM sure of is that I'd rather not be here.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:14 / 20.05.07
A few hours ago I was thinking about tortoises and now I can't get it out of my head how cool it would be to be a tortoise. A really huge tortoise. I think the ideal size would be about the size of a shed because then your head would still be human sized and you could talk to people normally, BUT you'd still be a tortoise. And you'd eat vegetables all the time so you'd be completely unthreatening. Think about it! You'd be the size of a shed and covered in an impenetrable bony carapace, but totally unthreatening! HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?!

The only flaw in this plan would be if some Blue Peter presenters were similarly upscaled.
 
 
Tsuga
00:22 / 20.05.07
Why don't you lay down here *pats couch* and tell me about it? What will this bony carapace protect you from? Do you think the presenters are after you?
 
 
subcultureofone
18:05 / 20.05.07
moths. calves. tortoises. oh my.
 
 
Dutch
23:31 / 22.05.07
fitty kilter
 
 
penitentvandal
08:48 / 24.05.07
You know what worries me? Not parallel universes. They're next to us, just chuggin' along. That's fine, says I, leave 'em be.

No, what worries me is what happens when we hit one of the perpendicular universes.
 
 
nixwilliams
09:25 / 24.05.07
this afternoon i could have finished writing the lecture i'm giving tomorrow, but instead i decided i should figure out how to use power-point (yeah, i know it's the devil). now i have half a lecture worth of slides. and also half a lecture.

i'm hungry.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:30 / 24.05.07
i'm hungry.

So, maybe you bit off the finger?
 
 
nixwilliams
10:18 / 24.05.07
i am raptor!
 
 
Olulabelle
21:24 / 24.05.07
I wish I really was Madame Miriam Mooncat. I don't much like being me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:28 / 24.05.07
I like you being you.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:31 / 24.05.07
from earlier today:

I failed the Turing Test. Now they wont let me tur.
 
  

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