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iamus
11:15 / 15.11.07
Wrong Thread for Squid Head.
 
 
Ex
12:23 / 15.11.07
DAMN.

It's not widely known, but Bill Nighy played Angela Willoughby in an early BBC adaptation of The Spottiest Girl in the Fifth.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
12:41 / 15.11.07
sorry, maybe Funny isn't the right word.

to get specific, I guess: it's a (possibly very bad) habit I picked up from my mom and sister - my mom will come home and say "GUESS WHAT!" and my sister will reply "you're pregnant" without looking up from her book. because, you know, ha ha, that'd be CRAZY.

but my roommate it turns out IS pregnant, and not in an Oh Boy, I'm pregnant! kind of way but in a What the hell was I thinking, I can't take care of a baby kind of way. And then a coworker was too, and was pretty upset - What, can you tell? Is everyone talking about it behind my back? I haven't told anyone yet, it's a secret! kind of way. Made me feel pretty awful, though it took a while to sort out that it was an accident.

(Actually, with the coworker, it was a different joke - I was making fun of our employer for expecting people to work on their time off and imitated our supervisor asking someone to reschedule their due date around a meeting, and it turned out to sort of be true.)

sorry if I've spoken clumsily and offended. guess that was kind of the point of the post - that I've been clumsy and offensive. maybe I should just keep my mouth shut altogether.
 
 
Bear
15:51 / 20.11.07
I'm starting to think that Haus has some investment in Bindweed, perhaps he's bought some shares in a Bindweed company...

Bindweed.
 
 
Olulabelle
17:29 / 20.11.07
For about half the Ron Paul thread I had Ron Paul muddled up with Ron Jeremy.
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:42 / 30.11.07
So I was chatting to the underlings, just giving them a bit of inspirational guidance about checking pipe-lines in the lab.

Don't think they're in the correct position, know they're in the correct position.

Then I realised I had just quoted the bloody Matrix.

Someone shoot me. In slow motion.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
04:01 / 01.12.07
The Mars Volta seem to get worse the farther I get from 17.
 
 
Triplets
07:55 / 01.12.07
I realised I had just quoted the bloody Matrix.

Do you think that's a combination of nitrogen, oxygen, argon, carbon dioxide and water vapour you're breathing now?

Greyface.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:21 / 04.12.07
Note: Unrelated to anything anyone has posted, necessarily pointed out owing to rising levels of paranoia on the board at the moment, in Lulanews: I feel sick.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:11 / 04.12.07
Feck! I think I let my pet rock die.

Yup. Its just lying there. Its not moving. Feck.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:46 / 04.12.07
Oh shit! Try CPR dude! Don't go, little rock. Don't leave us!
 
 
Essential Dazzler
00:10 / 07.12.07
I refuse to believe that Todd Solondz has ever experienced joy.
 
 
Blake Head
18:57 / 07.12.07
Why do they call it a "meteoric rise"? Meteors fall to the ground surely?
 
 
*
16:47 / 08.12.07
I refuse to believe that smarmots don't exist. They are adorable, albeit terminally annoying, creatures.
 
 
*
16:47 / 08.12.07
(Also—metorITES fall to the ground. Meteors just shoot across the sky.)
 
 
Blake Head
17:05 / 08.12.07
I must never show my face in the Lab again!
 
 
Feverfew
20:42 / 08.12.07
No no. Come back. All is forgiven. I assumed a rise was meteoric in terms of velocity rather than trajectory.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:50 / 08.12.07
Blake Head: yeah. Also "reaching a crecendo." You do not REACH a CRECENDO. Also "decapitated head." That one makes me nggggggggg. Also any incorrect use of the words decimate, aggravate, and livid. NGGGGGGG.
 
 
astrojax69
08:37 / 09.12.07
'time' is 'emit' backwards, which is 'to send out' which, when you send for takeout, always takes a long time. spooky.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:51 / 09.12.07
And 'eros' is 'sore' backwards. Ponder that.
 
 
iamus
10:50 / 09.12.07
I love the fact that we're sitting on a pivotal moment in the history of human communication, where barriers between beings across the globe are falling quicker than ever and information has the ability to whizz unseen at absurd speeds from brain to brain, cross-pollinating and growing into weird and wonderful ways of both looking at old problems and solving brand new ones. We're at a time where our old power systems are being rewritten and fundamental tenants of how we interact with each other are mutating into whole new forms, taking our brains with them.

I love the fact that when the history books are written they'll note that right here, right now, where the rules of the future were being written, lolcats featured prominently.
 
 
iamus
11:35 / 09.12.07
Mnmmmm.

Scrambled egg and bacon with a dash of soy sauce is tasty.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:58 / 09.12.07
Damn straight. As is pasta surprise - pasta, boiled with several chillis, and fried onions in, and then parmesan and curry powder in. Then stir it and eat it.
 
 
Feverfew
13:06 / 09.12.07
But now, where's the surprise?
 
 
iamus
13:11 / 09.12.07
He's hidden his willy in it.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:24 / 09.12.07
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:42 / 09.12.07
I swear to god, when people ask me "what's your sign?", I'm just going to lie from now on. Virgos seem to have the worst rep possible...
 
 
Triplets
20:27 / 09.12.07
You're a Virgo?

Ban thread!
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:31 / 10.12.07
I went cow tipping. 15% if the service was good.
 
 
Dutch
22:12 / 10.12.07
I was just about to ask els lee if she would clean bob's pipe, but considering I'm somewhat inebriated, I decided not to, and instead posted the somewhat useless comment here.

Sorry
 
 
astrojax69
07:34 / 12.12.07
i just put can of minted peas in my mashed potatoes and carrot, to coin a recipe.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:44 / 12.12.07
Mmmm, peas.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
08:48 / 12.12.07
try some steamed swedes with it as well. luvverly!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:49 / 12.12.07


Did somebody say Swedes?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:36 / 12.12.07
 
  

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