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There've been many a time I wished for a vehicle designed for 'urine related emergencies.'
Yeah! You could be trapped in a bus with a broken toilet, and you need to pee, so you light up the Whiz Emergency signal. And then the Newsboys show up with the Whiz Wagon hovering right next to the bus, and Flippa Dippa is holding a bucket and yells "AIM AT THE BUCKET! IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!" and like, then you open the window and pull down the zipper... and... yeah... doesn't sound like a great adventure.
And did anybody else idolize scuba-boy Flippa as a kid? The kid was prepared! For anything involving, well, a wetsuit.
What I liked about Flippa was the fact that he was the Newsboys' Aquaman, but actually managed to kick more ass than the rest combined. That, and he always manged to find a river, pool, or stream to swim in and sneak up on the enemy. |
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