so they steal a microwave on its way to wayne towers because? they want to, um, take it to wayne towers on a train? okay, so they hate mankind's reliance on boats, lorries and things, pesky league of shadows.
looking forward to the next one mainly to see katie holmes cry/die - yes, your husband is going to get half his face torn off and have the repressed side of his personality take over/go mad. sorry! no parallels with your real life there at all!
the fighting was fine for the first few scenes, imagine how fast and scary it would be, but you've got to see him take a bit of close-up punishment and then pay it all back. it was all flurry flurry and no crunch crunch. bythe end and he's doing those four ninjas we should have had lots of broken knees and jaw.
the city was good and the scarerow very. just having the rest of his 'evil costume' be a suit was poifect. nice to have an alfred who can hold the screen rather than just dodder, but where were all the lines? 'don't chuck a batarang til you see the whites of their eyes, you're only supposed to blow the bloody train up, my boss is batman and n.a.l.o.p.k.t' hilarious, yes, thanks. liked not having to see the pearl necklace spill all over the floor, was worried that flashes of that sequence could account for half the screen-time. the hallucinating kid in the narrows, where she kind of talks him through it, 'no no it's not mothman really don't worry' - kinda ruins his later rationale for getting a twelve year old in yellow pandies to come out with him. can't think of much more. the monorail bit was poo, the batmobile ruled, and morgan freeman - wow, what an actor. such dignity.
best batman film, probably the best s-hero film (sauf blade I&II), but not really really a great film. |