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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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Less searchable M0rd4nt

11:50 / 15.09.07

Shark Hey-Suess!: Do you wonder why we divide ourselves along stupid lines, when all these divisions do is remove the possibility of hope for complete bliss and understanding from our lives?

I could certainly get behind such a perspective, but are you implying that gay pride groups are as redundant as straight pride?

12:02 / 15.09.07

Because, what with suicide rates for queer teens being so much higher then they are for straight teens and all, they really aren't.

Mysterious Transfer Student

13:41 / 15.09.07

Agh. Guh. Just found one of them.

"This is a group to celebrate straight people. Seen as gay people have their own flag and organizations, this is the start for all of those who are straight and want to enjoy and have straight pride and see a straight people flag on straight people day, during a straight people march. It is for guys who like to eat guava's and for the girls who like to play with big sticks. Their is no fudge packing or rug eating in this group. So lets get all the straight people out there to join and lets get some straight pride."

And we learn that David Beckham is a 'gay icon', while Clint Eastwood is a 'straight icon'. Er... no one had any more icons.

Happily that particular group seems to be doing rather badly, though there are others that are bigger. What they all have in common, on my cursory examination, is a poor grasp of logic and an equally poor grasp of scripture. Still, it's disheartening to be reminded that one shares an identity with quite a few people who really bothered that not everyone else does.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:58 / 15.09.07

Excuse me, I feel an incoherent scream of rage coming on.

14:03 / 15.09.07

I'm perfectly happy for all the morons to be kept in one clearly marked place.

14:08 / 15.09.07

he assures me that it's all about watchfulness and preparation, rather than being some kind of militia, which was a relief.

What kind of shit terrorist group lets itself get foiled by some neighborhood watch dudes from the local synagogue?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:09 / 15.09.07

I feel that Squint Westwood is inappropriate for the Straight Pride icon. Permit me to offer a suitable alternative.

Mysterious Transfer Student

14:34 / 15.09.07

Thinking about it, on the strength that:

[there] is no fudge packing or rug eating in this group

maybe Remarkably Unimaginative Sexual Partners Pride would be a more honest title.

15:14 / 15.09.07

It makes me angry. It's like they live in this boring little box of boring sex and when they find out that a)men are not all unpenetrable castles of self invovled desire and b) women have nerves in their noonoos, it just makes them talk bullshit and cling to their stupid box of boring sex even harder.

Where is this breaking tsunami of illicit sexual practice anyway? Why exactly are they drawing this line in the sand?

I'M NOT GOING TO STICK IT IN THEM SO WHY ARE THEY ALL SO CAT SPHINCTERED ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

15:58 / 15.09.07

Aunt B, I don't understand.

16:08 / 15.09.07

I'M NOT GOING TO STICK IT IN THEM SO WHY ARE THEY ALL SO CAT SPHINCTERED ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

I know this is the rage thread but that really made me laugh.

Mysterious Transfer Student

16:19 / 15.09.07

I think Aunt B is suggesting that the concept and reality of 'Heterosexual Pride' are both a little on the infantile side.

The whole thing reminds me of the imaginary cable channel for real men from TV Go Home, 100% Straight :

4.15 Bloke-to-Bloke
Viewers at home phone in to confirm their own heterosexuality to a panel of gruff male presenters, live on air.

6.05 The World's Most Startling Biological Similarities
3: Male and female mouths.

Oh yes, and Quantum is quite right, Princess has a fine line in invective, and women have nerves in their noonoos is a slogan waiting to happen.

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

20:46 / 15.09.07

wow! my wonderful roommate has just told me I need to look for a new place to live, because I "didn't take the bedbug situation seriously enough".

I told you about them A MONTH AGO. and you did nothing except sit in bed watching big brother until they came after you. (literally nothing - she doesn't work, or go out, or, uhm, do anything.) then you called the exterminator without asking me, booked me to come home and clean my room friday and saturday whether I had plans or not, and then when I SPENT MORE TIME CLEANING THAN YOU DID, you throw me out.

I honestly don't even know what she's talking about, her whole explanation was just gibberish. to be fair, she hasn't had much sleep in the last four days.

luckily my mom's coming in two fucking weeks and picked a hotel room close to my apartment and all. FUCK.

20:52 / 15.09.07

Aunt B, I don't understand.

Is picture of WAILING INFANTS, yes? Self-explanatory, I think.

20:54 / 15.09.07

I see.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:59 / 15.09.07

For my part, I suggest splitting the Straight Pride nimrods with a massive schism over who's fitter, Keeley or Sophie.

Hang on, are all homophobic heterosexuals male now?

Fuck, I so need to keep up with this shit...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:01 / 15.09.07

Though I agree with gourami that I'm perfectly happy for all the morons to be kept in one clearly marked place.

It's especially nice when they advertise themselves. This is why I didn't join the petition for the BNP to be kicked off Facebook.

Jawsus-son Starship

11:38 / 16.09.07

is not a divisive maneouvre but borne of the need to acquire strength, self-identity and community... or something like that.

Exactly. I don't think the straight community requires any more "strength", no ones really repressing them. Unless there really is a matrix, then the machines will be doing the oppressing. I suppose if those machines were also gay identifying, then maybe a straight pride group was a must. But, that seems unlikly.

Mysterious Transfer Student

12:51 / 16.09.07

Hang on, are all homophobic heterosexuals male now?

Yes, I wrote that at work in a spirit of blithe ignorance, prior to being able to come home and check Facestab for myself and be reminded that yes, homophobia is fully an equal opportunities business.

14:50 / 16.09.07

But, that seems unlikly.

That's just what they want you to believe. The Gaytrix is real, take the rainbow pill and follow me down the glory hole.

All Acting Regiment

11:45 / 17.09.07

The whole thing reminds me of the imaginary cable channel for real men from TV Go Home, 100% Straight :

Nuts TV, right? "Fit and Fearless - we put women in their underwear in a dark place and attack them dressed as the Scream baddy and film it with a night-vision camera."

Your thoughts?

Haus of Mystery

11:51 / 17.09.07

Is real?

Fucksake...

All Acting Regiment

12:01 / 17.09.07

You know that Ginger guy who was on that show where they tried to get the Ginger guy a girlfriend? He presents it. And he has a little attack-dog friend, who, when Charley from Big Brother was interviewed, repeatedly barked "Are you going to go topless? But are you going to go topless?"

It wasn't nice viewing.

Jawsus-son Starship

12:08 / 17.09.07

Big Cook Little Cook present it?

All Acting Regiment

12:14 / 17.09.07

Haha - I think there's a homophone that's closer to the truth.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:43 / 17.09.07

Do not go back to the trainwreck, never go back to the trainwreck, you walked away months ago, don't click on the link, don't click on the UURGH FUCK I hate my lack of impulse control.

14:03 / 17.09.07

Ah yes, that "Look under the funky bandage to see what's making it so sticky" impulse.

subcultureofone

22:12 / 17.09.07

student tasered at kerry speech on uf campus because he asked questions

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:19 / 17.09.07

What the fuck.

Essential Dazzler

22:20 / 17.09.07

Jesus Fuck.

I don't want to watch that video, do I?

subcultureofone

23:43 / 17.09.07

in the video you can hear kerry saying, 'let me answer his question.' he says it more than once. it does not appear kerry felt his speech was being disrupted.

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01:42 / 18.09.07

Urghfuck at the commenter down the page who apparently thinks that "in society, we have rules! you take a mike and use it against the rules and you should be TAZZZERED!" is something that makes any sense at all, let alone what we all should have learned from our parents when we were five.

Happy Dave Has Left

08:36 / 18.09.07

Most sickening is the sound of the student in question very clearly saying 'Don't tase me bro, don't tase me'. Lazy campus police with an inflated sense of both their own importance and the threat posed by this young man - they were using the taser as it is explicitly not to be used, i.e. purely to enforce compliance through pain on an unarmed passive resister.

Absolutely sickening.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

09:53 / 18.09.07

Crickey, it's this all over again isn't it?

Our Lady Has Left the Building

10:00 / 18.09.07

In other moaning, EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT MADELEINE McCANN UNLESS SOMEONE FINDS HER! I want the TV news to stop it's rolling 24 filming of the McCann houses, I want the newspapers to stop alternating between 'it's all the evilbitchmother's fault' and 'the Portugese judicial system is crap because they're furreners', I want all columnists gagged (India Knight, congratulations for taking a germ of a good idea and then smothering it with a big dollup of 'I don't want the people to express their opinions, otherwise I might not get paid any more' self-interest nonsense), I want all radio stations that allow the public to express their cretinous opinions shut down and anyone planning on writing a book can just fuck right off.

It's just unavoidable and, for something where there's not been any genuine developments for around a fortnight now, after another month of nothing happening, it's extremely annoying and doesn't do anything to find this child, whether she's alive or dead.

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